Hello readers, here is another long chapter. And it has Zim in it...Oops...Spoilers O_o
Fish - Dib has skinny jeans only for a little while, he is still a boy at heart and I thought a skirt would be weird for him, at least until he is comfortable being a girl. And you are right, fashion doesn't make the person, the person makes the person. :)
As for Dib feeling uncomfortable...he's a girl...he's already uncomfortable. :P
Renym - Would it be bad for me to say I don't like Dib very much either? I mean I don't hate him, just don't like how he tries to dissect Zim...I like him and Zim being together, that will always be my favorites :)
Thanks for the grammer help, I can never remember when to use "to" and when to use "too". "Why must there be 2 of them?
And I did use "chuckles" twice, didn't I...Oops...I will go and fix that immediately.
My muffin has been AVENGED! I give muffins to all of my reviewers. *hands over muffins* Thank you reviewers, this story has 29 reviews. That's way more than what my South Park story had at 5 chapters!
Chapter 4 – School Frenzy
Gaz and I finally get to the skool. I wave goodbye as my sister makes her way to her class on the other side of the building. I then start walking to my own class, despite the fact we are in high skool we still only have one all day class, with the same classmates from elementary skool.
As I walk up the steps, I can feel everyone's stares on me. Hell I even looked around and saw them staring at me.
"Who is that girl?" I hear people asking those next to them.
I keep walking through the hallways, taking the quickest route to my classroom. Suddenly I feel someone gripping my elbow, forcing me to a halt. I glance at my captor and see none other than Torque Smacky.
"Hey beautiful, whats your name?" he asks me with a perverted look on his face.
"Dibra Membrane." I say simply, taking my arm back from him. Guess I'll keep Dibra, it makes this easier than finding a different name.
Torque's eyes widen. "Membrane? Like as in Dib and Gaz Membrane?" he asks. I nod my head at him.
"So are you Dib's twin sister?" Torque asks as he looks around, probably for me.
"No, I'm not." I tell him. "It would be impossible for me to be his twin sister." With that I walk into Ms. Bitters' classroom.
I go and sit in my seat, digging through my bag I pull out a book my aunt Veronica sent to me. Opening it up to the first page, I get lost in the magic of the words.
(Zim's POV)
Finally! Zim made it away from that horrible robot and his evil tacos of DOOM! Seriously, Gir kept trying to get Zim to eat his taco, even though he knows what meat does to poor Zim.
I sigh and walk into the horrible Earth classroom I am forced to return to after the pitiful enjoyment that was summer break. Immediately I notice something wrong, the Dib-stink is not in his normal seat. Instead there is a she-human reading a book.
This isn't right, no she-human monkey should be in Zim's enemy's chair! How is Zim supposed to keep track of the Dib-worm if he isn't in his chair? The ALMIGHTY Zim can't see through the back of his head!
"She-beast, get out of the Dib-worm's chair this instant!" I yell at the she-thing.
The she-girl looks at me with a glare. "Shut up you stupid alien, can't you see I'm reading?" she demands before going back to her book.
She knows Zim is an alien! How did she find out? I asks my superior self.
"I don't know what you're talking about, Earth female. Zim is a perfectly normal human worm baby, just like you." I say quickly.
The female looks up from her book and this time I see that her eyes are a pretty orangey color, just like the Dib's.
"One, a normal human wouldn't say "Earth female". Two, humans don't call each other "worm babies". And three, there is no way you are perfectly normal." She says narrowing her eyes. "Now go away Zim, I don't feel like fighting you on the first day of school."
I tilt my head at the human confused. "Why would you fight Zim? Zim doesn't even know you."
The she-beast eyes widen and she gets this weird look on her face.
(Dib's POV)
That's right! I'm a girl, of course Zim wouldn't know who I am! Now let's keep it this way, and I seriously can start over. No more being labeled crazy, no more getting beat up, this can be the start of a whole new life! I think to myself.
"Uh...right. I don't know you, now do I…so who are you again?" I quickly stammer trying to save myself.
Zim tilts his head in cute way again. Did I just say he was cute?
"I am Zim, now who are you she-beast!" he demands loudly.
"Dibra Membrane. Now go away." I tell him, picking my book back up.
He goes away but I can see he is thinking about something. If its world domination, then I don't give a fuck. I realized at the end of middle school that the Earth is a piece of shit and everyone on it is a moron. It was around that time I started cutting.
"Alright you horrible children, sit down and shut up!" our snake-like teacher shouts as she comes into the classroom.
Everybody scrambles to their seats quickly and watches our teacher in fear. Sadly for me, Ms. Bitters notices me immediately.
"Child! Who the hell are you and why are you in my class?" she orders pointing at me.
Thanks, Ms. Bitters, now the whole class knows I'm new. I think to myself.
"I'm Dibra Membrane. Umm…Professor Membrane made me as a…replacement for Dib Membrane…who…died." I say thinking quickly.
"Oh yeah, what did he die from?" Zita asks snootily.
"Ughh…he was chasing…Bigfoot and fell…breaking his neck." I say. Please buy it, please buy it, please buy it. I chant silently in my head.
The class looks at me for a second. "Yea, I can buy that." Someone says. I sigh in relief.
"Sounds like something Dib would do." Another replies.
"So are you a robot?" Torque asks me.
I glare at him. "No, I'm a…clone of Dib…but something went wrong so I was made into a girl instead of a boy."
"So, you're like the Dib-smell, but not the Dib-smell?" Zim asks tilting his head cutely again. Did I seriously call him cute again?
"Yes, I have Dib's memories, thoughts, everything, but I am not going to act like him." I tell them. Technically I'm not lying about this, I do have my memories and I won't act like I used to.
"So no bugging us about aliens, or Bigfoot, or something else stupid?" someone asks me.
I shake my head.
"Fascinating, now shut up before I send you all to the underground classrooms." Ms. Bitters threatens.
That went well. I think as I begin reading my book again, this is probably another lesson about how doomed we are.
*giggles* Next chapter has a big funny surprise! But I give no more spoilers, so you will have to guess! :P
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