hate your stupid story
why the fuck is Dib emo? Dib is the least emo kid in the whole show! And cutting his wrists? REALLY? God that's stupid. And the skinny jeans with chains? That's just retarded.
Hate your stupid story,
…really? You really had to leave that comment to my story?
Well let me just say this – Fuck You! I don't care what your bitch ass thinks! This is MY story and I like it just the way it is! And I don't have to explain myself to people like you.
Now I am a very reasonable person and I understand that you have freedom of speech, press, and the right to your own opinion, but when you don't have the balls to stick by what you say, that pisses me off.
If you had used your login, I could have pm-ed you and apologized for the fact you don't like it. But you had to be a pussy, so I don't feel any regret for the fact you don't like it. I also feel no regret for posting this letter.
And guess what…out of 67 reviews, you are the only one to hate it and say so. That means 2 things.
1. People actually like my story
2. People who don't, have much better manners than you do
Did you ever hear the saying "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" ?
I think you should remember that.
And here's another thing, I didn't make you read this. I didn't shove your face into your computer or iPod or whatever and make you read this. You chose to click on it, and you chose to read it.
If you don't like it, you could have just hit the back button and forget this story existed. But you had to be a douchbag and leave a nasty comment. So I'm going to be a bitch and dedicate this new chapter to you, just because you fucking hate my story!
So here is to you, I hope you have a nice fucking life, and my friend Karma will be in touch.
Sincerely one ticked off author,
Princess-of-Your-Doom95
Chapter 7 – Picnic and Chatter (Dedicated to hate your stupid story)
(Zim's POV)
I drag the she-female out of the cursed school and into the disgusting Earth air. She begins walking over to a table, but Zim has a better idea. I pull on her hand, making Dibra stumble backwards into me. I then wrap an arm around her small waist, pulling her into my body.
"Hey! What are you do-" she protests, but quiets quickly as I lift us up by my spider legs.
She gasps when she's off the ground and throws her arms around Zim's neck, hugging herself close to me. I can feel my face go a dark blue as her body warmth mingles with mine.
I start using my PAK legs to scale the side of the school building, making sure to be careful with the human girl clinging to me for dear life.
"P-p-please don't d-drop m-m-me." The girl whimpers as we scale the wall.
"Zim won't drop you." I say insulted. "My PAK legs can carry up to 5 times my own weight."
I finally get to the roof, and I hop us over the side and retract my PAK legs.
Dibra still has her arms around Zim's glorious neck, not even noticing that her feet are on solid ground.
"You can let go now." I tell her softly. Dibra opens her eyes and looks around. Seeing that she is in fact on solid ground now, she quickly lets go of my neck and distances herself an arm's length away.
I notice that the she-human's face has gone a deep red-ish color as she looks at the ground.
"Shall we commence the eating of the Earth foods now?" I ask as I pull a purple blanket out of my PAK. I shake it out and lay it down on the roof.
Dibra nods and sits down on the blanket, tracing the red Irken insignia with her tiny Earthling hands.
"I saw this in an Earth movie, is Zim doing it right?" I ask her worriedly, she may already know I'm an alien but I want to impress her with my Earth knowledge.
She looks up at me with her orangey eyes and smiles. "Kinda, in your movie they were probably on a date." She tells me.
"So we are on a date. Zim did this correct yes?" I ask tilting my head.
The she-female's face goes red again and she frowns. "W-we are n-not on a d-d-date!" she protests.
"Wait…what does "date" mean?" I ask her confused.
"Well, a date is normally something that a guy and girl go on to show others how much they love each other." She says with an even redder face.
I reach out a hand and touch the redness that is on her cheek.
"W-what are y-you d-d-doing?" she asks me alarmed.
"Why does the Dibra-human's face goes a red color? Are you sick?"
She looks confused for a second before laughing, her face losing its redness. "No, I'm not sick!" she laughs, "I was blushing."
"But Zim doesn't go a red color when he blushes…not that the ALMIGHTY ZIM blushed!" I scream to the heavens.
"Please stop that." Dibra tells me. "You don't need to scream to someone right next to you."
"So if the Dibra is far away, then Zim can scream?"
"If you want my attention, sure go ahead. Just don't shout when I'm near you, it hurts my ears." She tells me.
I nod my head in understanding. The Tallest often said that Zim's screaming annoyed them.
Dibra begins digging through her bag and pulls out a small brown bag. "Well we're up here to eat, so lets eat." She say smiling at me in that cute way of hers.
I pop open my PAK and pull out my lunch. GIR normally makes it for me, its one of the few things that robot doesn't screw up.
I open up its containment unit and almost squeal in glee, but I didn't because Zim is an Invader and not a food drone.
"Cool! What is that stuff?" Dibra asks looking at my lunch in amazement.
"Oh, the pink noodles are Glipshlog. Its like Earth pasta but tastes like what you humans call strawberries." I tell her pointing to my main dish.
Dibra scoots closer and points to something else. "Whats that?" she asks.
Zim follows her finger to the green stuff. "That is Candlorp. It is like…" I trail off not knowing how to describe it.
"Like Jell-O?" she asks.
"Yes! Like Jell-O, thanks I didn't know how to explain it." I smile at her.
"So whats that yellow stuff?" she say pointing to my final dish.
"Oh that is a fried Twinkie, Zim is quite fond of your Earth treat." I tell her taking a bite.
Dibra looks at Zim for a second before laughing. "Your lunch is so cool." She tells me before taking a bite of her sandwich.
"What are you eating?" I ask her. She gives me a confused look. "Zim shared the knowledge of his lunch, now it is your turn."
"Oh, my lunch isn't as cool as yours. I just have a PB&J sandwich, a Poop Cola, and some Puppy Chow." She says holding up a bag of small white things.
"Puppy Chow? You eat food for dogs?" Zim asks the human.
She laughs at me. "No, its human food. Gaz makes it for me all the time, its one of the few nice things she does for me."
Zim pokes the bag. "So what is it?" I ask her.
"Umm, I think it has chocolate, powdered sugar, cereal, and maybe peanut butter. I don't remember the exact ingredients." She says, and I can tell she is trying to remember.
"Do you think Zim may try some?" I ask her.
Dibra smiles at me. "That depends, can I try something of your lunch?"
PAK, can you do a scan and see if Zim's lunch is safe for humans? I mentally ask my PAK.
Scanning….the Candlorp is safe for human consumption. But if she eats the Glipshlog, she will die after 5 minutes of consumption due to heart failure. My PAK tells me, I'm glad I asked for a scan. I don't want Dibra to die…her sister might beat Zim to a pulp!
"You can have some Candlorp, but not the Glipshlog." I tell her, scooping up the Jell-O like substance with a spoon.
Dibra reaches to take the spoon but I shake my head at her. "Open your human mouth, Zim shall feed it to you." I tell her.
Dibra blushes but does as Zim commands. She closes her mouth around the spoon for a second before Zim pulls it out.
Zim watches in hope that my PAK was correct when saying she could eat this stuff. Truth be told is Zim doesn't know what is safe for humans, just like how I don't know very much on what is safe for me to eat.
Dibra swallows and her eyes widen. "That was delicious, it tasted like…it tasted like green apple Sour Punch Straws!" she exclaims.
"Ah yes, Zim has tried those. They are very good." I tell her.
Dibra takes her Dog Food and opens up the bag. "Would you like to try some now? Fair is fair."
Cautiously I put my hand into the bag and pull a handful out. I take a small circle piece and put it in my mouth. I await a burning sensation, but nothing happens.
It is safe to eat moron, no meat or liquids detected. My PAK tells me.
I chew the circle and…Oh My Tallests! This stuff is really good. I eat a couple more and Dibra laughs.
"Like it?" she asks.
"Zim loves it! Very delicious, but I don't like the white sugary stuff left on Zim's gloves." I tell her showing my gloves that now have white streaks.
"Yeah, I hate that too. It comes off when you wash your hands though…or in your case, your gloves." She says.
Just then the bell rings signaling the end of lunch. Dibra sighs unhappily.
"Dang it, and just when I was starting to have fun." She says gathering up her unopened Poop can and empty sandwich bag. I took her puppy chow and was shoving it in my face.
"We should eat the Earth food together more often." I tell her as I shove more of the Earth treat in my mouth.
She looks at me shocked. It is pretty shocking for Zim to say something like that. She blushes and smiles at me. "I'd like that, I'd like that a lot."
I am so sorry to those of you who had to suffer through my rant. But people who do that, they really piss me off.
I really liked this chapter, but because of that one person I am to pissed to write anything nice, but I will try to keep my cool.
Invader Cakez - My best friend agrees with you. She really hates ZaDR, but since Dib is a chick she reads it and loves it :)
Invader Lex - Awesomesauce? That is a rocking word! Can I steal that from you?
And I will totally feed my cow pudding, that sounds like fun :P
TheRejectedAngel - Wait are you talking about Zim? I is so confuzzeled O_o
Morri - No person shall be turned into nuggets while I still have unbroken fingers and a computer to type on! Although I think Moo Moo and your chicken should get together for lunch sometime.
Ican'tThinkOfAWittyNickname - I warn you now to avoid nightmares (even though nightmares are totally cool), this will be a ZaDR. A genderbended ZaDR, but don't worry I both refuse and have no clue how to write any naughty scenes. The most we will have is kissing...maybe...I might change my mind and give some things a try...maybe.
Well I'm done, I shall continue to post chapters but I need a break to calm down. When I'm angry or upset my writing turns to crap. I will try to post a new chapter before next week.