OMG OMG OMG! 102 reviews! You guys really wanted your penguin prize, huh?

Well I had to think very hard about what to give you that was penguin related, and then I remembered that I had a certain person still tied up in my closet...so I give you a choice.

You can either have Gir dressed up like a purple penguin or Jhonen Vasquez dressed like a pink penguin princess ;)
(I made Jhonen Vasquez come out of the closet, so don't kill me jhonen-crazy-girl...*giggles* come out of the closet. I am such a dork!) :P

I will do the reviewer thing at the end of the chapter. So sit back, grab your penguin prize, tease a piranha, and enjoy today's short chapter.

Chapter 9 – Uh-Oh! part 2

(Dibra's POV)

I slowly stand up and clutch my bag tightly. Torque looks really pissed off, and I'm worried this may lead to bodily harm…mine!

"What do you want, Torque?" I ask calmly, while inside I'm freaking out.

"I want you to be my girl, that's what I want." He tells me clenching his fists.

"Well, I simply must decline your offer. Now if you'll just let me leave-"

"You're not leaving." He cuts me off, as he blocks the exit. "Torque Smacky always gets what he wants, and I want you."

Ok now I'm freaking out, no exit and a boy who is pissed! This doesn't look good for me.

"Let me leave Torque, you don't want to do this." I try to reason with him.

He walks towards me and grabs me by my hips. "Oh trust me, I definitely want this." He tells me with a predatory look in his eyes.

My bag falls to the floor as I struggle to get free. Torque squeezes me hips hard and I squeak in protest to the harsh treatment.

"Let me go!" I yell at him, as I hit him with my fists.

He merely laughs and mashes our lips together. I struggle harder for a few seconds before I cease moving completely. I just stand there and feel him tighten his grip on my waist.

Torque must have thought that my cease in movement was a sign of surrender because he pulls back and grins at me.

I stare starry eyed for a second. "That…was my…first kiss." I say slowly.

I finally understand what just happened and I'm pissed. "That was my first kiss, you jackass! How dare you just take it!" I scream at him. I pull my arm back and clench my fist. Pushing all my power into my arm, I swing forward and catch Torque right between the eyes.

I step back quickly as Torque fall forward landing on his face.

"That's gonna smart when you wake up." I tell his unconscious body.

I quickly grab my discarded bag and race out of the classroom and right into the arms of a certain green boy.

"Where were you?" Zim asks me. I open my mouth to answer but he cuts me off. "No time, we have one minute before the bell rings." He tells me quickly.

I hear Torque groan inside the abandoned classroom. "We'll never make it." I tell Zim.

Zim picks me up bridal style and his spider legs snap out. "Hang on tight." Zim tells me before taking off.

I throw my arms around his neck and look behind us. I see Torque stumble out of the classroom, he is clutching his face. He looked in our direction and that was all I saw before Zim turned the corner.

We were one corner away from Ms. Bitters room so Zim quickly put me on the floor and retracted his spider legs. We both broke into a run and dashed into the classroom and sat in our seats just as the bell rang.

Torque stumbled into the room and glared at me murderously. He started charging at me and I couldn't help but whimper.

"Torque Smacky! You are tardy!" Ms. Bitters yells as she materializes from the shadows. "You are going to the underground classrooms and your parents will be ordered to love you less!"

The floor beneath Torque gives away and he falls through the floor. I breathe a sigh of relief and smile over at Zim.

"You owe me an explanation." He mouths silently at me. I nod and turn my attention to my scary teacher that probably just saved my life.

Another short chapter and I'm sure you all hate me now. Don't worry, Torque Smacky isn't done here. I have a horrible doom planned for him 3:)

It is a very big deal to be late for class in my world. Your punishment is the underground classrooms, which I will write about...at some point :P

Lilykinz200 - I love spoiling my readers, it means you come back for more. Or do you all come back because I am too awesome and random to abandon? *giggles* random and abandon...they rhyme :P

Daisy'sDeadRose - I hate cliff hangers too, it was horrid for me to write. But if I hadn't, this chapter would have gone on forever. Although I doubt you all would have minded ;)

crazyone256 - are you pleased with your penguin prize? and I like waffles too, but not the kind with soap :P

Sydney - I'm glad you're pleased. Your blonde kitten is pleased herself, never thought I'd make it this far :D

- I love hearing things! Especially if they are praises :D (Why didn't come up at the beginning of my sentence? Computers are so weird [O_o]

Ican'tThinkOfAWittyNickname - I gets a cookie? ...thank you...I..I love you ;')

Demented llama - firstly..I just love your login! Its so cute! :P
and secondly. Torque no get rapey with the Dibra...but he shall return and I doubt I will be as generous...jk Dibra will not be raped, harmed mentaly...maybe :)

Manel - Thank you for my 100th review! I love you so so so much! You make me a very happy author! :D

Next chapter will take awhile, I need to write more or I will be all caught up and that's no fun. I will write faster if you all torure a Torque Smacky doll. Because Torque is lame...and I really hate him...please review ...I want a penguin...ok I'm done now :D