6 mini cherry flavored Air Heads, 4 packs of Car shaped gummy snacks, a hand full of razzberries, and a couple boy/boy fanfics and this is what I come up with.

God I have a sugar high hangover! This isn't cool!

While I recover, go ahead and read the chapter. The commenty thing will be at the end, I think I'll just do it at the end from now on... my head hurts :(

Chapter 11 – The Base

(Zim's POV)

"Sure, we should hurry though. I have no clue how badly Gir might have messed it up." I say grabbing the female's hand and pulling her after me.

To be honest, I only said that to hold her hand. I could care less how badly Gir messed up the base.

"Zim! Can we please slow down?" Dibra begs me as she almost trips on her long trench coat.

"Fine. We are almost there anyways." I tell her, bringing us down to a walk so the she-human can collect herself.

Zim is upset when she takes her hand away to straighten herself up…but you didn't need to know that…SO FORGET ZIM TOLD YOU! !

"Thanks, I don't think I could have ran much longer." She says with a weak smile as she grips her side.

"Zim could always carry you the rest of the way." I offer, mainly so I can pick her up and feel her press her body into mine for protection.

"No thanks, I'm fine. I just needed to catch my breath." She tells me, as we draw closer to Zim's base.

We approach the fence and Zim notices that the female had stopped. I turn towards her and notice she looks afraid. Is she afraid of being alone with Zim?

"What's wrong?" I ask the she-female.

"Your gnomes." She says.

"What about Zim's gnomes?" I ask her, even more confused than before.

She takes a step forward and jumps back suddenly as one of my lawn gnomes shoots a laser at her.

I face-palm myself. Of course you idiot! She is a clone of the Dib-human, the gnomes are commanded to destroy the Dib. But I can only shut them down from the inside…

I get a sudden idea that will benefit us both. I smile at Dibra and walk over to her slowly.

(Dibra's POV)

He looks at me with a predatory grin as he slowly walks toward me.

"W-what are y-you doing?" I ask as he draws nearer.

"Well, you want to come in without getting blown up, right?" he asks me.

I look at him confused. "Wouldn't anybody?" I ask him.

He shrugs and in one swift movement he picks me up off the street, swings me over his shoulder, and begins walking towards his front door.

"Put me down, Zim." I cry out as I struggle against him.

"Stop moving, female. Or would you rather get blown up?" he asks me.

I stop struggling and think it over for a second. Get blown to bits or feel like luggage? Yeah, its no contest. But before I can tell him I'll behave, we are already in the house and Zim puts me down.

I stand up off the floor and look around. The place doesn't seem right, for one it's not in shambles.

"What's going on?" I ask Zim.

"Huh? What do you mean?" he asks me, tilting his head. God, that's so cute!

Gross! Can you keep your girly thoughts down? I'm trying not to barf!

Shut up or you will suffer. I can always remember a certain event that happened when we were little. I threaten, even though I would suffer too.

You wouldn't.

I would.

"Dibra?"

"Huh?" I snap out of my thoughts and see Zim standing in front of me looking confused. "Oh, its just this place doesn't have the right aura. It feels upset rather than confident." I explain.

"Master?" A mechanical voice calls out.

"What, computer?" Zim asks in an annoyed voice.

"You should probably know that Dib is in the base." The voice says in a bored voice.

"The Dib-smell is dead, this is Dibra." Zim says pointing to me. "You keep her company while I go update some files in the security system."

And with that, Zim walks over into the kitchen and goes down the toilet.

A giant screen comes down from the ceiling and looks at me with a "cut the crap" look. "You are Dib." It tells me.

"Nothing gets past you, now does it?" I ask it sarcastically, as I sit on the couch.

"Why are you a girl? Did you drink a potion or is it a hologram?" the computer asks me, sounding intrigued.

"Nope and nope. I made a wish on a shooting star." I tell the screen. This time I get a bewildered look. "I know it sounds crazy, but its true."

"And when do you plan on telling my master?"

I shift uncomfortably on the couch. "Well, I was kinda hoping I wouldn't have to. I want everything to be different." I tell the computer. "So, I won't be trying to stop Zim from taking over the world. He can have it."

"You mean he didn't tell you? I guess it makes sense, you're his enemy after all." The computer says talking to itself.

"What are you talking about?" I ask it confused.

"I'm talking about the fact that my master's mission is a-"

"COMPUTER!" an angry voice yells.

I jump at look at the angry person, of course it's Zim. Boy, he looks really pissed.

"What? Is she not allowed to know?" the computer asks.

"Go check the security files for errors, and you still haven't repaired Lab #3. Get on it!" he yells at the computer screen.

The computer's screen changes to a sad face made from a semicolon, a comma, and a parenthesis. The screen retracts and Zim walks over to the couch and sits down.

"So…what should we do now?" I ask the alien.

"You still owe Zim an explanation for about earlier." He points out.

Damn, I had hoped he would have forgotten. I curse in my mind.

"Why were you coming out of the abandoned classroom? Why were you scared? Why did you cower when Torque came in late?" Zim asks without pausing for a breath.

"Should I just start from the beginning?" I ask the alien wearily. He nods and I go to start my story when suddenly the door slams open.

"MASTER, I'M BACK!" a shrill voice screams.

I didn't spell or grammer check this, so if there are any mistakes please let me know.

This just proves that I will never be able to handle alcohol...EVER! If you can't handle candy, you sure as hell can't handle your drinks.

Wow, 145 reviews! I feel so loved! You all must want Torque destroyed really badly! It shall be done!

Thank you to Jamie Wilson, Sassy girl, Morri, kaitamis, Mika, crazyone256, SecretlyTTfanTT, -chibi-nibbi-, Invader Cakez, Kitty Bane, Iloveinvaderzim-billyandmandy, Ican'tThinkOfAWittyNickname, demonmakerxx, tdwtrulz1022, Modet11, Automated TT Submission, and HiddenShadows798

Jamie Wilson - A panic room? I have one of those! I use it when people try to take away my insanity...that happens a lot :(
Nobody respects the insane anymore :(

Sassy Girl - Five paragraphs on why you love math? NOBODY LOVES MATH! Why can't math go and solve its own problems? I have to many of my own to deal with! But I won't go on a math-hate filled rant.
Yes, Dib almost did get in trouble. And he still will...Oops...SPOILERS :D

Morri - I am not surprised she didn't believe you. When I told her that people though I was brilliant, she looked at me like I was crazy. Can anyone say Insane Asylum? Oh well, I'd never get sent there. It would be a treat rather than a punishment :P

crazyone256 - you can change into a kitty? Are you a werecat? SISTER! lol, but seriously. I is a werecat, I am a blonde one! :)

Iloveinvaderzim-billyandmandy - We can always team up for the torture of Torque. *looks evilly at a tied up and scared Torque Smacky* I figured out where he lives. 3:)

Ican'tThinkOfAWittyNickname - Sorry! I am definitely NOT ignoring you! I just can't always comment to everyone, but I try. I feel so bad now :(
I can say with honesty that I haven't thought about Dibra turning back into Dib...maybe I will think about it...

tdwtrulz1022 - I can't tell you, but I suggest you stay tuned for the next chapter ;)

HiddenShadows798 - penguins are so awesome! I love how they look like they have tuxes on as well! so cool.

Well thats all I have. Stay tuned for the next install...Holy Snapple Bottles! I broke my bottom retainer...I am soooo dead! This is my second one in the last three months! My mom is gonna kill me!

maybe if you review my death will be avoided...maybe...I am going to be in deep trouble. :(