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Chapter 12 –Reactions

(Dibra's POV)

Zim and I both jump and look at the speaker. It is Zim's crazy robot, but today instead of being dressed in his "normal" green dog suit, he's dressed like a purple penguin.

I give out a cry of adoration and run over to the robot.

"He's so cute!" I practically shriek as I pick him up and hug him.

God, you are such a girl! Make yourself useful and take the robot to the Swollen Eyeball Network! My other side orders me, but I pay it no mind.

The little robot hugs me back and nuzzles me cheek. "I like you." He says in a creepy loving voice.

"Gir, why are you dressed like that? What happened to your doggy suit?" Zim asks as I walk both me and the robot to the couch.

I sit down and place Gir on my lap. "Because Piggy and I made a bet with the Taco Fairy, and I lost." He giggles. "So the Taco Fairy made me dress like a penguin while Piggy had to chase a squirrel.

"So where is your doggy suit?" Zim asks the giggling robot.

Gir pulls down the penguin hood revealing his silver metal head, he pops open his head and pulls out a piece of green and black fabric. "Right here." He says smiling.

"Alright, how about you go and clean up the waffle mess from this morning?" Zim suggests.

"I LIKE WAFFLES!" Gir shrieks as he jumps off my lap and runs into the kitchen.

"Now where were we?" Zim asks, turning back to me.

"I don't even remember." I admit.

(Zim's POV)

"I remember now, you were going to explain what happened this afternoon." I say suddenly remembering the whole reason she was here. "So start explaining."

"Well after we went back into the school, I got separated from you by the large crowd. So I was trying to navigate myself back to the classroom when I felt someone yank me into a classroom." She tells me. I nod, signaling for her to continue.

"Then I looked up at my captor and it was Torque." She says looking at me carefully, awaiting my reaction. I just wave for her to continue. "I asked him what he wanted and he said he wanted…me"

My antennae flatten down to my head under my wig and I growl in anger.

The Torque human tried to claim what is Zim's? We shall see about that! I think to myself.

"I told him that I declined, but when I tried to leave he blocked the door." The Dibra says softly. "Then when I protested, he grabbed my hips and…and…"

"And?" I ask her.

She looks at me with her eyes full of unshed tears. "He took my first kiss from me." She says quietly. "It was my first kiss and he stole it, so I punched him in the face." She says proudly.

"This first kiss, it meant a lot to you?" I ask her.

She nods and tears fall from her amber eyes. "It was supposed to mean something special. But now I will always remember how it was taken from me."

I pull the crying human over to me. "It's alright, surely you will have other kisses, yes?" I ask her.

"That's not the point, it was my first. Everyone dreams about how special their first kiss will be, and it was stolen from me." She sobs into my chest.

"Look at me, Dibra." I command her. She obeys and looks at me, twin tear trails running down her cheeks.

I lean down and capture her lips with mine, she tenses but relaxes quickly. I pull her closer and mold her lips with mine.

"THE WAFFLES ARE DONE! !" My annoying penguin dressed robot screams.

We both jump back and Dibra is looking at me with wide eyes. She slowly put her hands up to her lips, as if trying to make sure that it was real.

"You kissed me…why?" she asks.

(Dibra's POV)

Zim blushes a dark blue and his antennae press against his head. "I…I…Well you seemed upset…and in a movie I saw…that's what the male did to the female when she was upset…" he stammers.

"That man was probably her boyfriend or husband, Zim. You don't kiss your friends, you give your friends hugs." I explain to him.

Shut up girl! You know you like it! Kiss him again! I think to myself.

No you don't! Don't kiss the alien again! It was bad enough the first time! My other self whines.

Suddenly I lean closer to the blushing alien, I reach my hand up and pull his awful out of style wig off his green head. His antennae pop out and immediately flatten to his head.

Zim looks confused and a little frightened at my actions.

"Calm down you big baby." I tell him. "I just wanted to see you without that horrible disguise."

He nods and grabs his wig, putting it back on. "Follow me." He says, jumping off the couch and heading into the kitchen.

Alcoremortis - Your review was very lengthy but you worded it rather nicely (I think). My reaction to you is this, I understand where you are coming from...well not really, but whatever. At least you weren't a jerk about it. So enjoy your life, Karma will be in touch, blah blah blah. I don't really give a damn right now.

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