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Naruto: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

Sasuke: Yes, she can.

Naruto: she doesn't own us!

Sakura: That's true, but since our original manga-ka isn't here to overthrow her decision, we're screwed.

Naruto: OH THE HUMANITY!

Link: Shut up you moron! I'm getting a headache!

Zelda: (smacks Link) How dare you call a child a moron!

Link: You call me scum!

Zelda: I WAS DRUNK!

Link: (stare) You were?

Zelda: (sigh)

Naruto: Well, since D.S. is giving the elves-

Link and Zelda: HYLIANS!

Naruto: (wheezes heavily while clutching his heart) H-Hylians, couples counseling (Link and Zelda glare daggers at him) I will just say that D.S. doesn't own anything and on with the show!

Chapter 2: Greetings!

"I AM NOT GOING TO GO GET THEM!" Yelled Link as Zelda's aura flared behind her.

"YES YOU ARE IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!" screeched Zelda grabbing the collar of his tunic and pulling him to eyelevel.

"Fine! I've got an idea!" Said Link smirking at Zelda. "If you can physically get me out of the castle and on my horse I swear on pain of death that I will go retrieve these freaks."

Zelda stared a moment and suddenly smiled. "That's fine with me!" she walked up to him and smiled. "But first I want to show you something!" they walked toward a stained glass window.

"What are we supposed to be looking at?" asked Link. He looked down and saw Epona packed and ready to go below outside on the other side of the moat. "Wha! Wait a sec-" before he could finish the sentence, Zelda picked him up and threw him right out the window. Link screamed as he fell out the window of a three-story castle. He landed on Epona's back the knot on the saddle punched into his chest and knocked the wind out of him. Link coughed and gasped for air. When he finally was retaining regular airflow in his lungs he sat on the saddle and glared up at a smirking Zelda. "THAT WAS NOT RIGHT! YOU CHEATED!"

"I didn't cheat!" yelled Zelda simply. "I PHYSICALLY got you OUT OF THE CASTLE, and ON YOUR HORSE! So get your fat ass out near Lake Hylia and bring back our guests in ONE PIECE!"

"You know you just destroyed a 500 rupee window right?" asked Link as he spurred Epona forward and heard Zelda gasp exasperatedly when she realized that her father had this castle just build for the new age and she had just broken a very expensive window. I'M DEAD!

Lake Hylia

Link leaned on Epona's flank as he waited for the so-called "guests". I can't believe that Zelda doubts my abilities to kill Ganondorf! Thought Link angrily It's actually her fault, because she gave him leniency by just sending him to the Dark Realm instead of just letting me kill him so he could NEVER come back!

"THAT'S IT! They're not coming! And I'm not waiting, let's go Epona!" grumbled Link loudly he grabbed at Epona's rains and tugged for her to come with him back to the castle. But she was looking up. "Yo! Epona! Space horse, let's go!" Link saw a glint in the sky just when Epona reared back, freeing her rains from Link's grip. "Epona!"

WHAM!

A man with grayish white hair slammed right on top of Link's head, knocking him to the ground.

WHUMP!

A boy with jet black hair and clad in blue landed on top of the man who was still on top of Link.

BLAGOONGA! (Out of tune landing sound)

A boy clad in orange landed on the boy clad in blue, who was still on top of the man, who was still on top of Link. (Epona's on the side enjoying the comedy show) Link mumbled for everyone to get off only to-

WHUMP!

A girl, with light pink hair and clad in a strange red outfit, landed on top of the boy clad in orange, who was still on top of the boy in blue, who was still on top of the man, who was still on top of Link. The girl's foot slammed into the back of Link's head on impact. Link groaned and decided that eventually they would find that someone was under them and eventually get off, but nothing happened. Link popped his head out of the "doggie pile"

"Hey!"

They didn't answer for a minute; Link thought they were dead until a groan sounded from the girl.

"Yo! You guys alright?" asked Link hurriedly.

"Where are we?" asked the girl she clutched her head when she tried to get up.

"Don't move!" said Link quickly. "You might have a concussion. Just try to stay conscious. Erm…could you shift your foot from my head though?"

"Oh! Sorry!" she said hastily as she pulled her foot from the back of Link's head. She noticed his strange hat and long pointy ears.

"Looky!" Link saw the kid in orange coming to…sort of… "Sugar plum ramen dancing in my head…" Link stared incredulously as he saw the boy grabbing at something that seemed to be flying around his head. The girl yelled something that sounded insulting and punched him in the head. Link pulled himself out from under the pile of squabbling bodies and cracked his back into place. Link noticed that the girl seemed fine. He looked at the black haired boy, but he seemed like he could take care of himself; the older man seemed…well…dull! He looked like he couldn't dodge a Like-Like! (Thing that eats tunics and shields)

"Hey. Are you okay?" asked Link as he helped the guy up. Link had never seen someone that looked so dense! "I said 'are you okay!'" Link asked raising his voice a bit incase the man didn't hear him.

"I heard you. No need to shout. I'm right here!" said the man. "So, what's your name?" Link fell over at the man's sudden cheerfulness. Link saw the man's eye close as if he was laughing.

"Kakashi Sensei…where are we?" asked the boy in the blue shirt.

"Sasuke…I don't know." Smiled Kakashi Sensei. Sasuke stared at what seemed to be his master or something like that. "Where are we?" Kakashi asked Link smiling behind the material that was covering his mouth and nose. Link sighed at the turn that his life was taking and answered him politely.

"Hyrule."

"Well, I just had someone talk to me in my head about a place that they ruled named Hyrule! I guess that woman; I think it was a woman, brought us here! I guess you three have another shinobi mission on your hands."

"Wait a sec!" interrupted Link. " You don't know why you're here?"

"Yup!" answered the boy in orange.

"What's your name?" asked Link.

"Uzumaki Naruto!" said Naruto happily.

"What parent would name their kid Uzumaki?" asked Link.

"My first name is Naruto." Naruto corrected.

"But you said your first name last!" said Link. I'M GETTING CONFUSED WITH THESE PEOPLE! GAAAAAHHHHH!

"In our world, you say your last name first, and your first name last!" laughed Naruto.

"So…what should I call you?"

"Naruto."

"Okay," said Link nodding to take that into account. He motioned to the girl. "And you?"

"Haruno Sakura." She answered.

"Haruno, er… that doesn't seem like a girl type name." Link said slowly.

"It's just like what Naruto said!" yelled Sakura, causing Link to jump terribly. "My first name is Sakura!"

"…Oh…" Mumbled Link. Naruto and Kakashi laughed that Sakura was practically controlling the elf.

"Are you an elf?" asked Naruto bluntly.

"No," answered Link. "I'm a Hylian."

"Why do you have pointy ears?"

"Supposedly to hear the voices of the goddesses."

"What goddesses?"

"Din, Nayru, and Forore."

"Do you know what ramen is?"

"Errrr…no."

"Why?"

"I don't know."

"You don't know!"

"Yeah…"

"Why?"

"Because I just don't."

"How about cup ramen? Everyone knows about cup ramen!"

"Well, I don't."

"What that on your back?"

"The Master Sword."

"The what?"

"The Master Sword. Evil's Bane!"

"Er…okay! Why do you have a horse?"

"Grrrrrrrr…"

"Why aren't you answering me?

"Grrrrrrrr…ENOUGH WITH THE QUESTIONS!" Yelled Link as he was starting to get a headache from the interrogation. Naruto was shocked at how long the elf lasted. "It's getting dark. Stalkids will fester once the sun goes down."

"What are Stalkids?" asked Sakura.

"Want to find out?" asked Link looking at the sun's position in the sky. "Because if we don't hurry you'll have to fight them all night." Link turned to mount his horse; he stopped right next to it. "My ruler is waiting."

Hyrule Castle Town

"This is the busiest city in the world." Said Link looking around at all the people bustling around and chatting loudly. "You can find almost anything here! Masks, potions, weapons, and recently we expanded the entire town with pubs, restaurants, and even some recreational games!"

"Whoa!" Naruto gasped as he saw Big Bill's Weapon Barn. "What's this place?"

"That's the weapon shop." Answered Link, "You can go there after we see the princess." Naruto sighed as he saw a nice set of throwing daggers in the window.

Hey. I wanted to say thanks to all of you that reviewed so just for a sec I will reply to all of your reviews! Yay! Thanks! (COOKIES FOR ALL! THROWS COOKIES TO ALL THE REVIEWERS)

Serenity Maxwell- I'm glad you think this is good! I don't really know how the Naruto/LOZ thing hit me but it just did. I really like how it's turning out right now.

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ReDeadphobia- YAY! MY STORY HAS POTENTIAL! MWHAHAHAHAHA! I've got this warm and fuzzy inside. (smiles contently and eats a whole canister of frosting) NOW I AM TOTALLY WIRED! AHAHAHAHHAHA! PH34R M333333333333!

Greki- You should read the manga or watch the anime from online! It's truly...(sniff) awesome!

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Well! There you have it! Dungeons and Dragons is a game of insanity! That's why I love it soooooooo much! Yup! I'm a demi-god! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PH34R M3333333!

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