I Told You So

by LetThemEatCake121

A series of one-shots about the lives and relationship between Kit Snicket and Count Olaf. Not what you'd expect... rated for small amount of swearing & implied sex.

2. Original Sin

Disclaimer: I'm not Lemony Snicket

Disclaimer: I'm not Lemony Snicket. Obviously. Because if I were I'd totally be writing FanFiction of my own work.

"How do you like V.F.D. so far?"

He could have kicked himself. He couldn't have sounded more desperate if he'd tried.

"Well enough," Kit said. She was flicking through a book, as always.

"So…uh…where are you from?" he shifted on his feet.

"Sin," she said.

"What?"

"We're all born in sin," she held up the book she was reading. The Bible.

"You don't actually believe all that bullshit, do you?" he couldn't keep the surprise from his voice.

"Of course not," Kit grinned, "It's bullshit,"