Warnings: It's back! And two times lamer.

Hints of: RinXLen. Luka walking in on them.

When he was opening his eyes, he caught a glimpse of it. Holy mother! She was changing! In front of him! And her black bra was showing!

The first thing Len did was to stare at her back, then her neck, then her rack. Blonde hair and cherry lips, wow, shagedelic baby~! Len whistled.

She approached him sexily and all Len could do was focus on her boobies. His hands on the hard weapon she just gave him. If you get what I mean.

"Len," Rin nudged him. "Stop staring and start moving." If you get what she means.

Darn. A good moment spoilt. But back to the main business. If you get what he means.

Len crouched lowly, carefully moving, Rin's hand on his, controlling the controller. If you get what she means.

Slowly cocking his gun, he aimed with precision, not wanting to miss the head shot. If you get what he means.

Rin noticed that his pants were soiled. If you get what I mean.

"Len!" She hissed, "Learn to control yourself! Why are you moving so quickly?"

He ignored it and continued his movements, trying to make as little noise as possible, in order to not alert the others. If you get what I mean.

A loud moan was heard.

Luckily, no one heard it. Yet.

His stamina was decreasing slowly. Len decided if he wanted to finish this, he better hurry up. If you get what he means.

Len was at the verge of discharging when she stopped him. Again. If you get what I mean.

"No, no! Don't. Shoot. It. There." She whimpered. "What if something bad happens..."

"Then where I am supposed to do it!" He bit out harshly, his hand already on the trigger, ready to unload anytime. If you get what he means.

"Here..." Rin's hand guided him, "See, do it here. Lower, lowerrr, yeah, there. But do it carefully..." If you get what she means.

Len questioned discreetly, "Are you sure we should do this." To which Rin nodded in reply.

"I've seen Gakupo and Kaito do it a million times, don't worry." If you get what she means.

Len's eyebrow shot up. Okaaaaaaay. So the adult men like doing this too.

"And I heard if you use a stun gun," She whispered even softer, as if the word was a kinky taboo, "the effect would be even better." If you get what she means.

Len was silent for a while, "...Okay, here goes nothing," letting his firearm go off. If you get what he means.

"Ohhhhhh goooooooddddddddddddddddd!" Rin's voice resonated around the house causing Luka, the only one at home, besides the twins, to hurry to the living room.

Rin wailed, "SNAKEEEEEEE! SNAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DAMNIT! SNAKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Speaking in sync with Para-Medic, also another hot lady, as Snake, the protagonist of Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater, gets killed by a horde of enemies.

Len covered his ears and promptly yelled back, "Riiiiiiinnnnnnn! Chill! It's only a game. Stop shouting!"

"But-but, Leeennnnn! Snake just died!" She pouted, looking back at the screen, the words 'SNAKE IS DEAD' reflecting back at her. Luka stood behind the couch, looking on the sibling squabbling.

"You're overreacting! Commanding my every move! It's kinda annoying, sis!" Len mimicked, "Don't shoot this soldier! Move there a little!" A little frustrated, he clicked 'yes' to restart the scene of Snake crawling under the muddy porch to silently kill enemies.

"But I was just trying to help..." Rin pretended to cry, sniffling very loudly. Ignored were the screams of moaning and dying soldiers in the background. "And pleeeeaseeee, Len, stop using the tranquilizer and actually use the freakin' gun she gave you!"

"Speaking of her, you know, you only get so little time to peek at EVA's boobies with the R1 function!" Len growled at her.

"Mehhhh, are you sure you're not dying on purpose so you could replay that scene over and over again?" Rin scoffed. "And besides, only childish people like you, Gakupo and Kaito play games like Metal Gear Solid."

"Didn't someone say that she finished playing this on extreme mode and knows all the Kerotan locations?" He stared at her briefly before continuing his game. "Hmmmm, Rin?"

"...Shut up stupid Len." She crossed her arms.

Luka smiled as she ruffled both their hairs, "Stop fighting, children. Now who wants some takoyaki?"

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A/N: THAT WAS LAME. AND yes, I'm outdated. I only started playing MGS recently (it's a 2004 game and also the first MGS game I've ever played), and by golly, the R1 function that's supposed to be the binoculars function can also be used to zoom in, ahem, places.

You can find the scene mentioned above on youtube. Also, search SNAKE EATER MEETS EVA and watch it. I guess this is why it got the game of the year award...

Ending Disclaimer: It's here because, if I mentioned it above, EVERYONE'LL KNOW THEY'RE NOT REALLY HAVING SEX, NO? Don't own Vocaloids, nor EVA's hot rack. And no, MGS is not childish, I'm not trying to diss it. Ehehehe.