I Told You So

by LetThemEatCake121

A series of one-shots about the lives and relationship between Kit Snicket and Count Olaf. Not what you'd expect... rated for small amount of swearing & implied sex.

5. Tied In Knots

Disclaimer: I'm not Lemony Snicket

Disclaimer: I'm not Lemony Snicket. Obviously. Because if I were I would totally be writing fanfiction of my own work.

"So who's this guy you're all hung up on?" Jacques smirked at his sister over lunch.

"I don't know what you're talking about," she said.

Lie.

"That Olaf guy. You like him, don't you?"

"No,"

Lie.

"You do!"

"I don't!"

Lie.

"Kit likes Olaf!"

"Kit most certainly does not!"

Lie.

"Why?"

"I have absolutely no idea,"

That one was the truth.