Disclaimer: I'm not Lemony Snicket

Disclaimer: I'm not Lemony Snicket. Obviously. Because if I were I would totally be writing fanfiction of my own work.

"He was going to kill someone!" Kit raged to Beatrice, "Kill! Here! At V.F.D! I thought this was supposed to teach people to stop villains, not…become them! Bea, I can't believe this!"

"Can't believe what?" Jacques interrupted as he walked in.

"Olaf…wants to…to MUTINY!" Kit shouted.

"Well…you can't really blame him for wanting to do something," Jacques shrugged.

"What?!"

"You didn't know?" Jacques said mildly, "V.F.D. killed his parents,"

"That doesn't change anything," Kit insisted.

"He wouldn't actually have done anything, you know,"

"I don't care," Kit said coldly, "I'm never speaking to him again. Never, ever…ever,"