Whoa. Holy crap. I didn't expect to get this many follows since the first chapter was shit-a-rific. Excuse my language ;-; But holy crap, thanks so much, guys! :) :) :) I'll definitely try to make this chappie way better.

Warning: I probably failed Hagrid's little accent. So...feel free to yell at me all you want ;-;

Edward
I looked up at the door that led to the Great Hall and rolled my eyes. I didn't understand why wizards made doors so damn huge. I gave a small huff and opened the doors, with not as much difficulty as I imagined, and strut inside. "-Dolores Umbridge. And here comes the teacher of the newest subject, alchemy, Professor Edward Elric!"

I heard the students whisper not so quietly as I walked towards the staff table and sat down next to a giant man with a brown beard. They were probably talking about how I was their age. Well, if they didn't like it, they can kiss my-

"To our new students, welcome! To our returning students, welcome back! There is a time for a speech, but now is not the time. Instead, let's get on with the feast! Tuck in!" He said as food appeared on everyone's plates. I jumped a bit and somehow managed not to gawk. After I got after the shock, I began to eat, stuffing everything I can get my hands on in my mouth, which earned strange looks from the teachers and students. The guy with the beard turned to me.

"You musta been hungry," He said. "Yer a new professor?" He asked. I nodded and stuffed a piece of steak in my mouth.

"Mmhm." I managed with my mouth full. The guy grinned and took a bite out of his chicken leg.

"M' name's Hagrid," He introduced, "I reckon you mus' be a prodigy of some sort, considerin' yer the student's age." I shrugged.

"I guess so," I said after swallowing. "See, I wasn't supposed to teach here, originally. My superior officer was supposed to, but he blackmailed me into doing it for him since I owe him." Hagrid blinked.

"Yer...in the military?" He asked. I nodded.

"Er, kinda." I said. "I'm a State Alchemist. Technically, they work for the military." The woman with mouse brown hair and a fuzzy pink cardigan, Umbridge, gawked.

"You-You're a child!" She gasped. "You shouldn't be in the military or teaching at Hogwarts!" I rolled my eyes.

"Yeah, well, be glad that Colonel Bastard isn't here. If he were, he'd probably fry the students, so be glad that you got me instead." Her nostrils flare.

"This is an outrage! A child-"

"I. Am. Not. A. Child." I growled, glaring daggers. She gulped.

"When the ministry-"

"The ministry my ass," I snorted. "Lady, I know what the hell I'm doing. So just sit back and let me do it." Her face turned red, and her nostrils flared. She opened her mouth to say something, but was cut off by Dumbledore making his speech. Umbridge immediately went back to her fake, calm, girly self. Despite having a annoying bitch as my fellow teacher and threaten me with something called the ministry, I felt like I'd have fun this year.

Well, that is, having fun pissing everyone off.

Okay so this chapter wasn't as good as I thought it'd be. So sorry. When Ed starts teaching, hopefully things will get better. What do you guys think? Please comment!