OOOOOOOOOO IM GIVING BIRTH shawn cried for the 3rd time
Sigh chief vick sighed
she was very triggered today
"mr spencer psych bus can u pls not today"
"STOP MAKiNG EGGS IN MY KITCHEN." cried lassie
...
"nobody made eggs hunny bus"
shawn then gave birth to a chicken egg. he cooed like a chicken and nestled onto his prized egg. "this is my egg." he said. he caressed the egg
the egg then HATCHED
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
minishawnchicken clucked
"cluck cluck cluck rub a dubby dub dub"
"my son" shawn cried "bebe shawn"
"pls kill that abomination" sighed henry helicopter
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"cluck cluck"
"Im Irish bus"
LAssie bus heated up the fryer. "come on shawnchicken. chick chick chick" he try making the chicken noise but fail cause hes stupid irish man
"i love fried chicken" gus said which was racist
chief vick whiffed the oil
thats racist too probably said shawnchicken
"im minishawnchicken"
"shawn u need paternity test that aint ur child" said henry helicopter
"dad u saw me literally give birth to him"
"oh no hes taking littleboycat"
"henry helicopter darling i must leave u i wanted to marry u but now minishawnchicken is my one true love goodbuy"
henry helicopter sobbed and crashed into a big rock that the pioneers could ride for miles
the pioneers then flew into the deep fryer
"LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE PSYCH BUS U ARE NOT MY SON"
just like in that spongebob episode where they became fish sticks
"dad youre embarrassing me" said shawnie
"MY SOONNNNNNNN" mr perry cried
IlluminatiGirl then came into the story
"thanks for ur support" said the unstabl e lassie bus
lassie bus whos really irish bus didnt tip over bc illumatigirl protected her
illumatigirl went back to whereever she came from
lassie bus plummeted to his alleged death
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"first my son now my bus lover..." psych bus mused aloud
"WHAT ABOUT ME SHAWN" dying henry helicopter whirred
"dad nooooo"
"son save me"
gus bus saved henry
henry helicopter went vroom vroom
vroom vroom into building
the building exploded
"shawn find me a new lover or ill throw out ur stuff u left in my house in my personal space"
he called from the debris
"dad bestiality isnt ok"
"no son"
"shawn ur literally a chicken" julieeet reminded him
shawn picked up squirrel and gave to henry helicopter
"kiss that squirrel dad"
"ty son"
henry helicopter proceeded to kiss the squirrel
"EEEWWWWWWWW"
the squirrel yelled
"Hello Marek" julieeeeeet said
"oh no he actually might read thsi bc i shoed him one chapter before also u gonna die" said juliet author bus chicken juliet person
julit talkedc to herself
she liked that
she was only sane person around
the squirrel then bit henry helicopter in the nut sack. and by nut sack i mean henry's bag of assorted nuts because this is K+ fanfiction.
henry screamed in agony
because he spent money on deez nits
nuts
"HAAA GOTT EMMMMM"
shawn then dabbed
"DAB HAAHHAAHAHHA #LIT"
gus bus twitched
despite being the titular character he really wasnt geting much screen time
#blackbusesmatter
"make america great again" shawn crashed into gus bus and laid an egg on his head
"give me a damn love interest"
a woman bus hatched out of the egg
"im a criminal"
"of course u are"
gus bus cried "shouldnt this story be about me? this isnt fair guyz"
"dont worry gus bus" shawn rubbed the bus's's back, "dont worry!"
"shawn this is ur fault totally and also henry helicpoter"
"easy gus bus im a woman and i also am barely in this it's misog ynistic as all hell" juliet sobbed
minishawnchicken clucked and clucked. he then laid a bus
"MINIME YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO HAVE BUSES"
"I cant be a great grandpapi" henry helicopter then collapsed
"Bebe!" Gus became spanish.
"i like the racial diversity" said irish bus
"por que" gus bus now adorned a mustache
meanwhile, shawn bus I mean Psych Bus morphed into a howrse
Shout out to thebluemaster on Howre uk! shawn bus cheered
howrse psych bus was sad
he had no farm or equestrian center
spanish gus bus screamed in spanish
it was just a normla scream
but in spanish
minishawnchicken raked lassie bus' face with his claw
"cluck cluck"
"spencer take ur crime scene snack home"
"DONT FORGET TRIANGULATION"
"stop" said minishawnchicken
"im so inept" said spanish gus bus
bald caillou raiseed his hand "I AGREE"
i cant
hippie girl kill dweeb blonde girl
"yu no get shakespeare"
"i was confused idk"
gus bus
sayd girls stop pls
gus bus then swallowed a whole chicken gyro.
wit his engine
"MY SON" yelled psych bus
"IM RIGHT HERE DAAADDD"
"o ok cool"
"dad youre embarrassing me" said littleshawnchicken
"OH NO" cried psych bus
"kms"
/
...
that cant go in the story lmao
fam johnson got candy on the floor
"who ru" askd titularcharacter gus bus
"fam johnson, local candy store rich man who has choco late bar"
"wow what a zany character u are sir" mexican hispanic spanish puerto rican gus bus sayd
"wow look at this racial diversity" typical white man shawn spencer purred
im scottish said juliet
im irish said Irish
"idk what i am its not establisehd really" said shawn
henry helicopter sayed proudly "im bald"
"oh no" cvried shawn "i dont wanna be half bald"
"gus bus" lassie chanted
"gus bus" juliet chanted
"gus bus?"
korean gus bus vroomed
"GUS! WAKE UP"
Gus sat up in his bed
"what a terrible dream i was in a poorly written fanfiction"
"STop making EGGS in my kitchen!" lassie said
"beep beep beeep beeeeeep beeeeeeep" cried shawn
"OH NO"
"IM STUCK IN A DREAM PARADOX"
gus is a bus
the end
...OR *IS* IT?
*to be continued*