AN: Hey all! Guess who's back… Oops :). Thank you Bahip for following!

Warnings: One very badly written sex scene in chapter 7

Now, on with the chapter(s)!

Chapter 7. Bring me 2 life Oooh look! This chapter's got a title!

AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. Really? What were they SMOKING? n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! Guess this is the end, then… STO FLAMING NEVER! OR ILL REPORT U! Evony isn't a Marie Sue Yes she is ok she isn't perfect SHES A SATANITS! So? n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake!

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Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing WHY? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? STOP IT! red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u? Yes ). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. *Facepalm* I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. *Spits out drink*. If I were him I'd be throwing a party… Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then… THE SUSPENSE! I CAN NOT HANDLE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS! Ahem. Right…

We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. You're passive and enthusiastic at the same time? Also, horrific sex scene coming up… He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. Dear god! There's no end in sight! We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. CAPS LOCK (c is dat stupid?) YES!

"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm My bucket! Where is it?! when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. Which is of course totally impossible since you've only known him… what, three days? It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing What? were the words… Vampire! That's more than one word?

I was so angry. *Facepalm*

"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. But I knew too much. Correction: You don't know anything

"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!" What. The. F*ck?

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. Draco what happened to you? He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. And yet you still find time to mention it… I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.

"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.

Chapter 8. Oi! Where's my title?

AN: stop flassing What? ok! if u do de prep! I'll keep that in mind for if I ever decide to start "flassing"…

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Everyone in the class stared at me Can you blame them? and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked C'mon Draco this isn't you! and started begging me to take him back. Does he have no dignity?

"Ebony, it's not what you think!" Draco screamed sadly.

My friend B'loody Mary Smith Oh god smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. Does she have crimson contacts or crimson eyes she wears contacts on? *Confused* She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Why would she do THAT? Hermione What? No! was kidnapped when she was born. NO! Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch NO! STOP IT! but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. NO! NO! NO! She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. STOP IT! It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. ) HAVEN'T YOU RUINED ENOUGH?

"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him. Rude, Evony. Very rude.

"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped. *Bangs head into wall*

I don't know why Ebony was so mad at me. Wait, what? What's happening? I had went out with Vampire Did we just switch to Draco? (I'm bi and so is Ebony) Yes we did, we switched to Draco. for a while but then he broke my heart. Aw, poor you… He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. *Bangs head into keyboard* We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. Him too? (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.) Yes that would be so HORRIBLE

"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" said Vampire.

"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. Are we still with Draco? I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility Your what? to Draco Looks like we're back to dear ol' Evony… All these confusing switches are giving me a headache… and then I started to bust into tears. YES! IT'S OVER!

AN: Well, thank god that's over :). On another note, there won't be any more updates for a while, since I'm going on holiday in two days. So excited! Anyway, hope you liked this chapter (Hint! Hint! Review! Review!) and I'll see you in three weeks!