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Chapter 9

AN: stop flaming ok! Never! I dntn red all da boox! This certainly explains a lot… dis is frum da movie And now it doesn't anymore… ok so itz nut my folt if dumbeldor swers! Dumbledore doesn't swear in the movies either… besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! Yes, and? and da reson snap dosent lik harry now is coz hes christian and vampire is a satanist! I just sat here, for five minutes staring at that sentence because I just. Couldn't. MCR ROX! Random!

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I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Draco for cheating on me. How is it cheating that he slept with "Vampire" before he'd even friggin MET you? I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco. Gee, thanks for THAT reminder…

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn't have a nose Yes, you just said that… (basically like Voldemort in the movie) *Facepalm* and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was… Voldemort! Naw! I NEVER would have guessed!

"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted "Imperius!" and I couldn't run away.

"Crookshanks!" I shouted at him. What? Why would you do that? Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. Er, I thought "Crookshanks" was the name of Hermione's cat? I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist *Bangs head into wall* so I stopped.

"Ebony." he yelled. "Thou must kill Vampire Potter!" Can't you do it yourself? What happened to you?

I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. NO. Just NO. I remembered that Draco had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up? Slightly slow on the uptake aren't we?

"No, Voldemort!" I shouted back.

Voldemort gave me a gun. Why? Her wand ain't enough? "No! Please!" I begged.

"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!"

"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way. Why would you be surprised?

Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded I know! She really is SO stupid! look on his face. "I hath telekinesis." It's called Legilimency… he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou I'm not sure WHAT it is here, but I'm pretty sure it's not that… know what will happen to Draco!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick. Which he doesn't need…

I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Draco came into the woods.

"Draco!" I said. "Hi!"

"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) Yes. And I don't want to get it… between Joel Madden and Gerard Way. "Are you okay?" I asked.

"No." he answered.

"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled. You what?

"That's okay." he said all depressed I'd be depressed too after hearing that… and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.

Chapter 10.

AN: stup it u gay fags You just sank even lower in my opinion. I didn't even know it was possible but CONGRATULATIONS Tara… if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! No ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok! Oh, great. You found yet ANOTHER way to ruin Harry Potter. STOP IT!

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I was really scared about Vlodemort Yay! The first variation! all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. What's in a name, eh? I am the lead singer of it Of course and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. They were all drunk The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. NO! NOT RON TOO! He has black hair now with blue streaks in it. *Screams in despair*) and Hargrid. *Screams loudly while banging head into the wall violently* Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists *Stares at screen for 5 whole minutes* (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too No. and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that *Facepalm*) or a steak Yum! Steak!) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. Ugh. I DON'T CARE! You might think I'm a slut That's 'cause you are… but I'm really not. Oh, great. A slut in denial…

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' Wasn't that the song about Gerard's "grandpa"? and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears. Why?

"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. BEFORE they met you. So it shouldn't even matter… But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears. Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.

"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character? YES YES YES YES! GOD YES IT FUCKING IS!)

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Out of character Then he ran out crying. Even MORE out of character…

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! Ooooooh! The Horror! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. He what? (c dats basically nut swering So? "Cry wisely" still isn't a thing… and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists." I THOUGHT YOU JUST SAID HE COULDN'T DO THAT?! *Confused*

AN: Well, that's another 2 chapters over and done with… Only 30-something to go now… Anyway, please leave a review on your way out and see you next time!