AN: Hey everyone! Guess who's back! I know, it's been ridiculously long since the last chapter and I'm sorry. To make up for my long absence, you get an EXTRA LONG chapter! Anyway, Thank you organic-vibesx for favouriting AND for putting this on your story alert!

Warnings: Sex tapes, paedophilia, increasingly worsening spelling

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Chapter 11

AN: i sed stup flaming up prepz! NEVER! c if dis chaptr is srupid! Probably 1111 it delz wit rly sris issus! Doubt that sp c 4 urself if itz ztupid Yes brw fangz 2 ma frend raven 4 hleping me!

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"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! B'loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off That's not nice… and I ran to my room crying myself. Dumbledore chased after me shouting I still can't picture Dumbledore doing any of that… but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way. *Facepalm*

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. WOULD YOU STOP DOING THAT?! They got all over my clothes Who's "they"? Your wrists? so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak Why? and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. What? Oh a STAKE. I thought you meant a piece of meat! I was so fucking depressed! I got that message 5 sentences ago… I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. WHY tell me this NOW? I DON'T CARE! Also I hope you meant sadly… I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. Stop it! I couldn't fucking believe it. What, those clothes? Neither can I... Then I looked out the window and screamed… Oh dear… I don't think I'm gonna like this… Snap was spying on me And how about that, I was right! and he was taking a video tape of me! Would Snape even know what a video camera is? And Loopin NO. NO! was masticating What? to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.

"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. I thought you just got dressed? Suddenly Vampire ran in. RANDOM!

"Abra Kedavra!" It's AVADA, no wonder they're not dead he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. His WOMB? That would be a funny sight to see… I took my gun Why? Forgot you had a wand? and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming Shouldn't they be dead? and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. My my, it's getting busy "Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" My sentiments exactly…. he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly… And suddenly… What?

Hargrid ran outside on his broom 1) That's a little anticlimactic and 2) He RAN? Don't think so… and said everyone we need to talk.

"What do you know, Hargrid? RUDE! You're just a little He's everything BUT little if you ask me… Hogwarts student!" HE'S NOT A HOGWARTS STUDENT!

"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…." No you're not Hargirid Who? paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"This cannot be." My thoughts exactly Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore's wand had shot him. So Dumblydore can't aim "There must be other factors." What?

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" What? I yelled in madly. I'm not following this anymore…

Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly. Trium-elephantly. Hilarious :) "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!" Oh god

I felt faint, more than I normally do That's not healthy, you should go see a doctor like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood. On second thoughts, just DIE

"Why are you doing this?" Why is who doing what? Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.

And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. What words? This is weird… I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy WITH WHAT? or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint. I DON'T UNDERSTAND! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

"BECAUSE…BECAUSE…." Do I even want to know? Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, I don't think I want to know anymore… waving his wand in the air. Why? Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent. Oh GOD no. Please! Have mercy!

"Because you're goffic?" Oh, god. I've got a BAD feeling about this… Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan. Three words. What. The. F*CK

"Because I LOVE HER!" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Chapter 12

AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo No he's not 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! You did it wrong how du u no snap iant kristian BECAUSE HE ISN'T! STOP RUINING MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS! plus hargrid isn't really in luv wif ebony But he sang her a song and everything! dat was sedric ok! So, Cedric is Hagrid? I'm confused…

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I was about to slit my wrists again STOP IT! with the silver knife that Drago had given me in case anything happened to him. When did he do that? He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together. MY BUCKET! I NEED MY BUCKET!

"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid STUPID CAPSlock… And HAIRGRID? Seriously? but it was Vampire. He started to scream. I thought he was already doing that? "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! This is completely ridiculous… You could only see his red whites. His RED whites? Riiiight…

I stopped. "How did u know?" Seriously?

"I saw it! You SAW your scar hurting? And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!" What?

"NO!" What's so bad about that? I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" He's HARRY POTTER. Of COURSE he's got a scar! I shouted.

"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me Come again? and I always cover it up with foundation." STOP IT! he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! You're pathetic then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort has him bondage!"

Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists. When did you get there? Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too. Why? They're not sick They were going to St. Mango's Hilarious :) after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can't have those fucking pervs teaching Then you FIRE them, simple as that in a school with lots of hot gurlz. I assume you're talking about yourself? Dumbledore had constipated And again I'm laughing my ass off… the cideo camera they took of me naked. Let me make this clear: they took a VIDEO CAMERA of you? Suuuure…. I put up my middle finger at them.

Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses. Oh, god. I don't like where this is going…

"Enoby I need to tell u somethnig." No, I don't think I like this AT. ALL he said in a v. serious voice, Was it too hard to just say "very"? I don't like guessing games… giving me the roses.

"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, Of course you do and I don't like fucked up preps like you." I snapped. Hargrid had been mean to me before for being gottik. Hagrid is NOT mean, and most certainly NOT gothic

"No Enoby." Hargrid says. "Those are not roses." I was afraid of that, yeah

"What, are they goffs too you poser prep?" What? No they're ROSES I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.

"I saved your life!" When? He yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video Oh for god's sake! Just say porn… made from your shower scene and being vued What? by Snap and Loopin." Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong Yes) to it he added silently. Wait, who's talking here?

"Whatever!" I yelled angirly. So now Enoby saved Hagrid? Wasn't it the other way around?

He pointed his wand at the pink roses. Oh, god "These aren't roses." Yes they are He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye I feel sorry for the roses and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that's all you haD TO SAY! . Excuse me. WHAT?

"That's not a spell that's an MCR song." I corrected him wisely. I'm feeling a huge pit of dread in my stomach…

"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." What, by muttering? Then he screamed. Why? "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio Is this a spell? (4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! Oh god specially for raven I love you girl! For now)imo noto okayo!" Somewhere J.K. Rowling is readying her gun…

And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. WHAT? This is just HORRIBLE And it was black. So you said Now I knew he wasn't a prep. Just because he transfigured a bunch of roses…

"OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?" I thought we'd already established he was held hostage by "Volfemort"?

Hairgrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing. Should you be able to?

"U c, Enobby," No Dumblydore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n da flmes That sentence gave me a headache (HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT Yes. Now I feel like crying) u mst find urslf 1st, k?" That's complete and utter BULLSHIT

"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" No need to be so rude… Hargrid yelled. dUMBLydore lookd shockd. I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back. So Dumbledore would need a headache to be able to answer a question?

Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed. Not that much for a dramatic exit, then… "U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!" Why?

Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on Oh, god. Please have mercy a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. You had pictures of him on your BOOTS? I mean, I would've understood if you'd said shirt, but… I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don't know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) NEVER! and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss. You already put on lipstick, and now lip gloss as well? That's a bit over the top, don't you think?

"You look kawai, girl." What? B'loody Mary said sadly. Why would she be sad about that? "Fangs (geddit Unfortunately, yes) you do too." I said sadly too, but I was still upset. People who are sad generally are, yes I slit both of my wrists You just got out of the hospital wing! feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. VERY disturbing mental image I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn't spy on me this time. Weren't they in the hospital wing as well? I went to some classes. Wow, what a sacrifice! Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. WHERE exactly? He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. *Facepalm* He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! STOP DOING THAT!

"Hi." he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in an wqually said way. *Bangs head into wall violently*

We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. I don't like this… Then… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.

"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" Yay! Another brilliant insult! shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.

"Vampire you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. Excuse me, but I do believe YOU jumped him first… You know I loved Draco!" I shouted and then I ran away angrily.

Just then he started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" I'm having a déjà vu here… and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites. That's unhealthy. Also, didn't we have something similar to this bit last chapter?

"NO!" I ran up closer.

"I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted. It's exactly the same!

"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." You already said that… he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort has him bondage!" I knew that already….

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SPECIAL FANGZ 2 RAVEN MY GOFFIX BLOOD SISTA WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS Why?!11111111

HEY RAVEN DO U KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER I Look! It's the start of the Sweater-fight!

AN: Well, that's two chapters of pure torture done and over with. Thank god. Hope you had fun reading it! Please leave a review on your way out and I'll see you next time!