AN: Hey everyone! Long time no see… I'm really sorry for not updating for so long, but some sad stuff happened in RL and I really didn't feel like writing for a while. But I'm back! Thank you alyssialui for putting this story on alert and another Thank you to SparkleXRiverX for reviewing!

Warnings: Ebony's idea of torture and gore in chapter 14

Now, on with the chapter(s)!

Chapter 13.

AN: raven fangz 4 gelpin me agen Stupid Raven, why didn't you just abandon her? im sory ah tok ur postr of gerard but dat guy is such a fokin sexbom! Bad excuse, Tara… PREPZ STOP FLAMIGNG! NEVER!

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Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared.

"Dumbledore Dumblydore!" How does she do that? Spell it right the first time and right after that… It's incredible… we both yelled. Dumbledore came there. Where?

"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" And we're right back to the Swearing Dumblydore… he asked angrily.

"Volsemort How many different names does he have at this point? Five? has Draco!" we shouted at the same time.

He laughed in an evil voice. Oh god…

"No! Don't! Don't what, exactly? We need to save Draco!" we begged.

"No." he said meanly. "I don't give a darn what Voldemort She spelled it RIGHT! Hallelujah! does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony." he said while he frowned looking at me. "Besides I never liked him that much anyway." Dumbledore doesn't SAY things like that! Urgh! then he walked away. Vampire started crying. "My Draco!" No he's not. You broke up he moaned. (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot! Where the f*ck did that come from?)

"Its okay!" I tried to tell him Shouldn't HE be comforting YOU? Since Draco's, you know, YOUR boyfriend? but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY? JUST… WHY? Then he had a brainstorm. Oh god, that doesn't sound good… "I had an idea!" he exclaimed. And this sounds even worse…

"What?" I asked him.

"You'll see." he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then… suddenly we were in Voldemprt's lair! Erm… Ebony? It's called Apparating? You don't need a wand or a spell for that? Duh…

We ran in I thought you were inside already? with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. "Allah Kedavra!" What? It was…OOOH, THE SUSPENSE!….. Voldemort! Oh come on, like we were expecting it to be someone else!

Chapter 14.

AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Nope Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. Enjoy it while you can, dear readers... im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. JEZUS CHRIST! GIVE A GIRL A WARNING, PLEASE?! PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws! Okay, guys, that's it! Story's over!

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WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. Doubt that… VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD. Okay 1) VIEWER? Don't you mean READER? I mean seriously. It's not like we're watching a movie or something (Thank god for that btw…) and 2) I don't think "excretion" is the word you're looking for here…

We ran to where Volcemort And here we have the next variation, everyone! *Cheering and applause* was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. But I thought you said last chapter it was Voldemort who cast the spell? Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Okay. I'll allow it just this once. 'Cuz he's Draco and he's awesome Snaketail Who? was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail. It's WORMTAIL! Come on!

"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" Okay, now I'm actually feeling sorry for him. And I don't even like him! Way to go Tara… he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun The gun again? What kind of wizards ARE you? Seriously! he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. Oh no. Tell me this isn't happening… "EbonyIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! STOP IT! he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok) 16 YEARS OLD? DID HE ENTER A FUCKING TIME MACHINE OR SOMETHING?

"Huh?" I asked. "Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Snaketail. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." Ebony, the only fucked up bastard here is YOU I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. YOU'RE A WITCH! (As much as it pains me…) YOU'VE GOT A BLOODY WAND! USE IT! Blood pored out of it like a fountain. Ew. Gross mental image

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He just got stabbed in the heart. Shouldn't he be dead? He started screaming and running around. And again, he should have been dead already Then he fell down and died. Only now? I brust into tears sadly. Why? You were calling him a fucked up bastard just two paragraphs ago. Don't tell me you're sad he's dead

"Snaketail what art thou doing?" Oh, right. Voldie talked in that horrendous old-fashioned way… called Voldemort. Then… he started coming! But he was there already right? He cast the spell… We could hear his high heels clacking to us. OH NO! YOU DID NOT JUST GIVE VOLDEMORT HIGH HEELS! ARGH! So we got on our broomsticks When did you get your broomsticks? You apparated and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying. Ooookay…

"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco Wait. But he didn't come with you. What's he suddenly doing there? taking off his clothes so we could screw. Seriously? He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah Yes. I get it. Now I seriously feel like crying…) and a really huge you-know-what Oh for god's sake, Tara! If you can't say it, don't write about it! and everything. "And everything". What am I supposed to make of that?

"Its so unfair!" Wait what? What's happening? I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything." Where the fuck is this coming from? Seriously!

"Why would you wanna be ugly? Yeah, Ebony. If you get any more ugly than you are now I don't think I could handle it… I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." answered Draco.

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! No they're not Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Not love Hargrid says he's in love with me. Then he's crazy Vampire likes me Is this the same Vampire who was crying over "his Draco" last chapter? Since when are you called Draco? and now even Snaketail is in love with me! Not love I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" Because Satan's Satan and he loves messing with people. Duh I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing Yes she is but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty When did they do that?) "Im good at too many things! Of course she's not a snob. She's just extremely arrogant. Which is practically the same thing… WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? STOP COMPLAINING! YOU'RE SERIOULSY GETTING ON MY NERVES! IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away. Wow, what a temper tantrum. You really sound like a three-year-old now…

AN: Well everyone, that's another two chapters done! Only about 30 to go now… Yay… Anyway, next update will hopefully come a lot sooner, please leave a review on your way out and I'll see you next time!