AN: Is it really been three months since my last update? I'm truly sorry for taking this long to update, I swear I was planning on it but then finals came and I had to concentrate on them and suddenly it's July. To make up for my long absence here's two extra-long chapters! Thank you Guest for reviewing and thanks to all of you for sticking with me even though I sometimes take a scandalously long time updating…
Warnings: Absolutely ATROCIOUS spelling. Raven's still gone :'(
Now, on with the chapter(s)!
Chapter 17
AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! NEVER! if ur a prep den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage. Seriously? You created a QUIZ to see if someone's a prep? Wow… if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! Nah, I think I'll stick around pz willo isn't rely a prep. Raven plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr! Yes Raven, please come back! I won't survive without your (apparently WORKING) spellcheck!
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Tom Riddle Wasn't it Rid? gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He can't just DO that! He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted No he doesn't "wunt" koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. I feel a headache coming. And it's only been TWO SENTENCES! (hes bisezual). STOP MAKING IT WORSE! Hargird kept shooting at us to cum back 2 Hogwarts. "WTF Hargrid?" I shouted angrily. "Fuck off you fjucking bastard." Well anyway Willow came. WILLOW'S DEAD! Hargird went away angrily. Never smart, angering someone's who's twice your size…
"Hey bitch you look kawaii." she said. SHE'S DEAD! B'LOODY MARY KILLED HER!
"Yah but not as kawaii as you." I answered sadly cause Willow's really pretty and everything. Oh, so now you need her suddenly she's pretty She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, Look! The miniskirt is confused about its color! leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic. Since when is that a good thing?
"So r u going 2 da concert wif Draco?" she asked.
"Yah." I said happily.
"I'm gong with Diabolo." she anserred happily. Well anyway Draco and Diabolo came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said '666' on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson. BUCKET! QUICKLY! Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower. I hope with all my heart that's a shop… B'loody Mart was going 2 da concert wif Dracola. Is that a new brand of coke? Can I try it? Dracola used to be called Navel Navel? PLEASE tell me you don't mean Neville. She does mean Neville doesn't she? HAVEN'T YOU RUINED ENOUGH? STOP IT! STAY AWAY FROM HIM! but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth He too? and his real family were vampires. Anyone else sensing a pattern? They dyed in a car crash. Navel converted to Satanism and he went goth. Yup, definitely a pattern He was in Slitherin now. You're gonna leave Gryffindor empty if you keep going like this Tara… He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. Poor Neville… We kall him Dracula now. No you don't. You call him Dracola Well anyway we al went 2 Draco's black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik I DON'T GET IT! YES! THERE IS A GOD IN THIS WORLD AFTER ALL!) that his dad Lucian It's LUCIUS! gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. STOP IT! Draco and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. Which ones? Did you bring them with you in your car? We soon got there….I gapsed.
Gerard was da sexiest guy eva! Not exactly faithful, is she? He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. How am I supposed to picture that? We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Why do I get the feeling Helena is the only song she knows by name? Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn't Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif no nose and red eyes... I really can't picture Voldemort singing… Every1 ran away but me and Draco. Draco and I came. It was….Vlodemort and da Death Deelers! Oh dear, you forgot to pay for your last stash didn't you?
"U moronic idiots!" he shooted angstily. "Enoby, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now….I shall kill thou and Draco!"
"No no please!" We begged sadly but he took out his knife. What happened to his wand?
Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. Tell me this isn't who I fear it is… He wus werring a blak robe dat sed 'avril lavigne' on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. HE CAN FLY! HE CAN APPARATE! HE DOESN'T HAVE TO RUN! It was…DUMBLYDORE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Chapter 18
AN: I SED STUP FLAMMING! NEVER! And certainly not after last chapter if u do den ur a fuken prep! Then so be it fangz 2 raven 4 da help n stuf. u rok! YES! RAVEN IS BACK! n ur nut a prep. fangz for muh sewter! ps da oder eson dumbeldor swor is koz he trin 2 be gofik so der! NO! NO! NO!
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I woke up the next day in my coffin. Ah, sweet spellcheck. I missed you I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. Let's hope it showed nothing more than her belly… I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it. How does that even work?
(Da night before Draco and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth YES, I GET IT! NOW STOP TORTURING ME!). Dumbeldore chased Vlodemort away. We flew there on our brooms. What happened to the car? Mine was black and the broom-stuff It's called twigs was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR boom. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song. BUCKET! NOW PLEASE!)
Well anyway I went down to the Grate Hall. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. Oh god But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. I'm not liking this And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys. At. All
"WTF!" I shouted going to sit next to B'loody Mary and Willow. B'loody Mary was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Chraloote t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. DON'T CARE! Willow was wearing a long gothic blak dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. STILL DON'T CARE! Vampire, Dracula and Draco came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. And here I thought they'd be talking about the redecoration… The boys joined in cause they were bi. And also, apparently completely okay with their girlfriends discussing things like that while they are within hearing range. Get me a boyfriend like that!
"Those guys are so fucking hot." Navel was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chassed away Vlodemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hare black. Oh, no. Don't you dare!
"….DUMBLEDORE?1!" You dared… we all gasped.
"WTF?" I shouted angrily. "I thought he was just wearing that to scare Volsemort!" Yes, because a change of clothes is VERY scary. I'm surprised Voldemort wasn't rolling over the floor laughing his ass off. I know I would've…
"Hello everyone." he said happily. "As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?"
Everyone from the poser table in Gryiffindoor started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn't believe what a poser he was!1. Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff decided to call in sick, apparently…
"BTW you can call me Albert." STOP IT! HE CALLED AS WE LEFT RANDOM CAPSlock to our classes.
"What a fucking poser!" Draco shouted angrily as we we to Transfomation. That would be TRANSFIGURATION, I assume? We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood NO, NO, NO! in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gerard YES, I GET IT! *Cries in despair*) but I didn't say anything. Heartless bitch "I bet he's havin a mid-life crisis!" Willow shouted.
I was so fucking angry. About Dumbles or about Willow's words? *Confused*
AN: Whew, finally done. Almost halfway! Yihoo! Only 24 to go! Please leave a review on your way out and I'll see you next time (which hopefully won't be another three months away)!