AN: Hey all, guess who's back… Please don't kill me. I am SO. SORRY for taking such a long time to update again! I don't really have an excuse except that time just ran away from me and then I discovered Homestuck… Oops :). Anyway, Thank you Annabeth Potter for reviewing (and thanks for the compliment!) and Thank you savannahecate for putting this story on alert AND for reviewing!

Warnings: Raven's spell check stopped working… Sigh :(

Now, on with the chapter(s)!

Chapter 19. im nut ok i promise Yay! Another title!

AN: plz stup flaming da story NEVER! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! if u do ur a foken prep n ur jelous ok! Jealousy is the absolute LAST thing I'm feeling right now… 11 frum noq un im gong 2 delt ur men reviowz! I read that sentence three times over and I'm still not sure I understand it. Any ideas? 111 BTW evonyd a poorblod You mean a mudblood… GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT! so der!1 What's that got to do with anything? fangz 2 raven 4m da help!11 GO RAVEN!

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All day we sat angerly finking about Dumbelldore. Oh, right. Dumbles went "goffik". Thanks for the reminder, Tara… We were so fucking pissed off. Yes, you said that already… Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert. Yay! Another impossible concert! It had been postphoned, so we could all go. Are you telling me they postponed a concert just so you could go to it? Seriously?

Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. EXCUSE ME? Draco was being all secretive. Oh dear, I do not like the sound of this…

I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DRACO! WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO YOU! (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot No comment…).

"No one fucking understands me!1" What? he shouted angrily as his black hare BLACK? DID YOU SAY "BLACK"? HIS HAIR IS NOT! BLACK! went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. He was wearing black baggy paints, Riiiight… a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit Yes. Now please kill me. insted of tie koz im goffik) I was wearing Oh god a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it Yikes all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. What am I supposed to picture when you say "cross belly thing"? My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under. I'm pretty sure Amy's hair never looked like a crow's nest in that clip… (email me if u wana see da pik)

"Accuse me? I hope you mean "excuse"? What about me!" No. You DON'T understand him At. All. I growled.

"Buy-but-but-" he grunted. *Cries helplessly at Tara's massacre of Draco's brilliant character*

"You fucking bastard!" I moaned. What's he done NOW?

"No! Wait! It's not what it fucking looks like!" he shouted. Right. Hold on. What's happening?

But it was to late. I knew what I herd. Then PLEASE explain it to me? 'Cause I'm not following I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Draco banged on the door. I whipped and whepped I'm weeping too. But for a different reason. GOD, this is AWFUL as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces Yikes like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video! Is it as tasteless and awful as you?). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! STOP IT!

Suddenly Hargrid came. He had appearated. HAGRID CAN'T DO THAT!

"You gave me a fucking shock!" I shouted angrily dropping my pot. GO HARGRID! "Wtf do you fink you're doing in da gurl's room?" Standing

Only it wasn't just Hargrid. Oh dear Someone else was with him too! Oooh dear For a second I wanted it 2 b Tom Rid or maybe Draco So he's your boyfriend, but you'd prefer it to be someone else? but it was Dumblydore. *Facepalm* Seriously?

"Hey I need to ask you a question." he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! DUMBLEDORE WITH A PURSE! Christ, I just CAN'T stop laughing at that mental image… "What are u wearing to the concert?"

"U no who MCR r!" I gasped. Where did that come from?

"No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2." He said. "Anyway Draco has a surprise for u." Oh, god

Chapter 20.

AN: I sed I dnoty ker wut u fink! Too bad, I'm gonna keep telling you anyway :) stof pflamin ok prepz!1 NEVER! fangz 2 raven Fix your spellcheck! 4 da help!1 oh yah btw ill be un vacation in transilvania 4 da nex 3 dayz You live in America, right? So in three days, probably all you'd get to do is fly there and back… so dnot expect updatz. Thank god!

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All day I wondered what the surprise was. All day? Why didn't you go to him immediately after Dumbles told you about it? Meanwhile, I pot on I DON'T CARE! a blak ledder mini, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. MCR were gong 2 do the concert again, YOU ALREADY TOLD US THIS LAST CHAPTER! since Volxemort had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! NEXT TIME GIVE ME A WARNING! while I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. So excited you tried to kill yourself? Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes Weren't you already dressed up and ready? and moshing to Fang u 4 da Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Draco so we could do it again. You were FIGHTING not one day ago!

"Wut de fucking hell r u doing!" I shouted angrily. It was Loopin! No "R u gonna cum rape me or what." NO I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Dumblydore had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Snap STOP since he was a pedo. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"No, actshelly (geddit, hell *cries for 5 minutes while banging her head violently into the wall because she gets it*) kan I plz burrow sum condemns." he growld angrily. No, Moony! :'(

"Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old gurlfriend, huh?" I shouted sarkastikally.

"Fuker." Moony this isn't you! Snap out of it! He said, gong away.

Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white I half expected this to be black as well foundation. YOU'RE PALE ENOUGH WITHOUT IT! Then I went. Den I gasped… Ooh, the suspense! ….Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby NO! NOT DOBBY! was watching!1

"Oh my god you ludacris idiot!" they both shooted angrily when they saw me. Dobby ran away crying. Dey got up, though. Why's that so weird? Normally I wood have ben turned on BUCKET! WHERE ARE YOU! (I luv cing guyz do it You know voyeurism is generally frowned upon?) but both of them were fuking preps. (btw snake is movd 2 griffindoor now You know what's funny? Imagining Snape's reaction to this little sentence… Enobby'd have detention 'til she was 80 :)))

"WTF is that why u wanted condoms?" No, he wanted to stuff them in his ears… I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat But not this…)

"Only you wouldn't give them to me!" Boooohooooohooooo! Lumpkin Oh. My. GOD! shouted angrily.

"Well you shoulda told me." I replayed.

"You dimwit!." Snake began 2 shoot Snape doesn't shout! angrily. And then…I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything.

"Well xcuse me!" they both shouted angrily. "What was dat al about?"

"It wuz to blackmail u." I snarked. "So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I'll show dis to Dumbledork. Like he doesn't know already So fuck off, u bastards!" I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it. *Rolling over the floor laughing her ass off* 1) Your WOUND? Hilarious and 2) WHY THROW YOUR WAND AT THEM? WHAT KIND OF PATHETIC WITCH ARE YOU? Well anyway, I went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely fucking hot. YOU'VE GOT A BOYFRIEND!

"WTF where'd Draco Speaking of him, didn't he have a surprise for you? ?" I asked him.

"Oh he's bein a fucking bastard. Right. You're not being obvious at all here… He told me he wouldn't cum." Vampire said shaking his hed. "U wanna cum with me? Excuse me? 2 the concert?" Oh, to the CONCERT

Then….. he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. THIEF! HE STOLE DRACO'S CAR! He said his dogfather Serious Blak *Buries head in hands while shaking with laughter* had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed MCR666 Wow, really? I had NOT seen that coming *heavy sarcasm* on it. The one on da back said 'ENOBY' on it. I think I'm gonna puke

….I gasped. Why?

We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing. So you're late

Vampire and I began 2 make out, YOU'VE STILL GOT A BOYFRIEND! moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band.

I almost had an orgasim. Gerard was so fucking hot! He begin 2 sing 'Helena' and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall BUCKET! QUICK! . ….And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Draco, cryin in a corner. Really? Can't imagine why…

AN: Well, that's a wrap on those two chapters! Two more and we're halfway! Please leave a review on your way out and I'll see you next time (which will probably be a lot sooner…)!