Why hello there. It's POA time! I am far too excited. I may cry. Is there anyone who isn't absolutely in love with Sirius? I'm still mad about the movie though, I mean Gary Oldman?? Okay review time.
Epobbp- I shall indeed. And I will try not to just say that this time, hehe.
Magickless Sorceress- that is a lot of lols there, hah. Don't worry I'm pretty sure it's not a sin against Harry Potterness to like retarded parodies about them. Thanks for reviewing :
Angietheunicorn- Oh god, now I feel pressured not to suck! Lol, thanks, I shall.
Oh and this time feel free to review telling me how wonderful I am OR how much you hate me and wish I'd go die. Because I'm a total review whore either way XD.
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Harry: Yo homie whats poppin up in hizzere?
Vernon: …
Harry: So I was up at school you know what I'm sayin and they was like yo you need to get yo relatives to sign this slip so you can go cruising in the hood you no and I was like yo I ain't getting no paper signed son and they was getting all up in my grill and I was like yo I'll pop a cap on yo ass but they was-
Vernon: Oh my god please shut up already!
Harry: Sign this.
Vernon: Like hell I will.
Harry: Please?
Vernon: No
Harry: Please????????
Vernon: No
Harry: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeee????
Vernon: Okay whatever just don't be mean to the fat lard that's coming over later
Harry: Ai'ght.
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Fat Lard: -beats Harry with suitcase- Your mom was a bitch.
Harry: Oh no you didn't!
Fat lard: Oh yes I did!
Harry: Oh you did not just go there.
Fat Lard: You better believe I just went there!
Harry: I'll blow yo ass up!
Fat lard: -blows up-
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Vernon: WTF dude so not cool.
Harry: Eeep –runs away-
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Swings in playground: -are menacing-
Harry: Oh my god its dark and scary and OH MY GOD A BUS!!!
Stan: Yo whats poppin son?
Harry: Woah a purple bus just came flying at of nowhere, trippy.
Stan: Yeah I don't even wanna know what you've been smoking tonight.
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Harry: I blew up my aunt.
Fudge: Oh that's okay cause I'm actually nice to you in this book. And she was a crazy lard ass anyway.
Harry: True dat.
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Mr. Weasley: Sirius Black wants to kill you.
Harry: Oh okay that's nice.
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Dementor: MAH I SHALL EAT YOUR FACE!
Harry: Noes not my beautiful face! -faints-
Lupin: -uses mad skills to fight dementor-
Harry: Wow I'm the only one who fainted.
Lupin: Yeah, you're a total girl. Have some chocolate.
Harry: Okay then.
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Hermione: I'm taking like 6 classes at the same time but nobody seems to really think about that after the one conversation I have with Harry.
Harry/Ron: Yay
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Harry: -drinks tea-
Trelawny: OMG YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!
Harry: Someones had a few too many special brownies..
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Hagrid: Okay don't insult the hippogriffs!
Malfoy: You're fat.
Buckbeak: Oh no you didn't! -mauls malfoy-
Class: omg yayz
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Lupin: Okay think of stuff that scares you and then this thing will turn into it! Doesn't that sound like fun?
Class: …sure
Neville: Omg its Snape!
Snape: -turns into crossdressing!Snape-
Neville: lawlz.
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Sirius: Let me in ho!
Fat Lady: Oh no not in my house!
Sirius: I'll cut you bitch.
Fat Lady: ow
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Harry: -shows off his beast quidditch skillz-
Dementors: -glomp-
Harry: No dementors are glomping me!
Cedric: No shit Sherlock.
Harry: Shut up. –passes out-
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Twinz: We shall be delightful and twin-like now.
Harry: ..fun
Twinz: Have this map of stuff
Harry: Kay
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Harry: A new broom! Tight!
McGonagall: No. I hate all things happy and fun. No broom for you.
Harry: -glare-
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Lupin: I'm gonna teach you how to not be such a girl and pass out whenever dementors glomp you!
Harry: Kay!
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Sirius: -stares at Ron while he's sleeping holding a large knife-
Ron: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sirius: Oh shiznit
Ron: Sirius Black was trying to rape me in my sleep!
Percy: I'm sure.
Fat Lady: I let him in earlier.
McGonagall: …
Fat Lady: He had the passwords on little paper thingies!
McGonagall: …
Fat Lady: What?
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Malfoy: I hate you.
Ron: Wah.
Harry: Don't be hatin on my homie yo! –throws mud at Malfoy-
Malfoy: Oh my god it's your head!
Harry: What? No it isn't.
Malfoy: Yes it is!
Harry: NO IT ISN'T!
Malfoy: Meep.
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Snape: Malfoy saw your head at Hogsmead.
Harry: Woah that kid's messed up.
Snape: Turn out your pockets! Oh my god what is this? PAPER???!!!
Harry: meep
Paper: -insults Snape-
Lupin –somehow manages to keep a straight face through this whole scene-
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Malfoy: Oh em gee Hagrid's Hippogriff is getting killed! Lawlz!
Hermione: -bitch slap-
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Trelawney: I'm gonna make a real prediction now.
Harry: I don't believe you.
Trelawney: -makes creepy prediction-
Harry: Woah trippy dude.
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Sirius: Yo what up son?
Harry: -attempts to bitch slap Sirius-
Sirius: I didn't kill people.
Harry: Kay that's cool.
Pettigrew: I'm ugly and annoying.
Harry: True dat.
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Dumbledore: Go back in time and save people.
Hermione: Mmkay.
Harry/Hermione: -uses mad skillz to bring Buckbeak to Sirius-
Sirus: I'm really really ridiculously good-looking!
Harry: Okay. Have a hippogriff.
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Harry: Ladedadeda, riding in the train!
Ron: Please shut up.
Spazzy Owl: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Ron: Yay now I have a spazzy owl.
Harry: Fun.
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Harry: HEY GIRL HEY.
Vernon: Please shut up.
Harry: Guess what??
Vernon: …
Harry: My godfather killed a bunch of people!
Vernon: meep.
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Yay I'm done! I'm sorry if it's really stupid, I wrote most of it while I was hyped up on coffee at 3 in the morning. Hehe, caffeine. Yea, so review plase! Flames are welcome. Ta-Ta!
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