Itachi was in his room deciding what revenge he could get on naruto since he took hinata away from him then all of a sudden his inner popped out
inner itachi
outer itachi
dude she left you cause you cheated on her
and your point is
you don't understand girls at all
yes I do and who are you?
I'm your inner and you just noticed I was here and I was the one who told you to cheat on hinata
whatever Wait! You told me to cheat in hinata
yeah but you were so stupid to listen to me cause I was just joking when I told you to go out with konan
wait I thought I just met you
no I've been here ever since you were born I'm your thoughts
this is all your fault that hinata broke up with me
if you want to get technical it was your fault cause you listened to me
whatever just go away
ok but I'll be back later bye- bye
and with that his inner disappeared
so itachi was still thinking of why hinata likes naruto
then he thought maybe hinata likes naruto because of his blond hair
then itachi went to the store and bought some blond dye
in itachi's bathroom
itachi got the dye out of the box and mixed the stuff together and now the dye was ready he put it in his hair then he sat on his couch and the stuff was running down his hair
then he saw a spider hanging from the ceiling and he screamed like a girl,"AAAAAAAHHHHH SPIDER NO GET AWAY"
he got up and started running in circles like a weirdo he took a magazine and swatted the spider but, then it landed on his favorite stuffed animal and he said,"NO GET OFF OF MR. FLUFFY"
he swatted the spider again and it went out the window
he said,"phew that was a close one" then the doorbell rang and he went to answer it. It was his neighbor and the neighbor said,"hey is everyone alright I heard girly scream and it sounded like someone was in trouble"
itachi was twitching and was growing a vein on his head he said,"I do not scream like a girl and everyone's fine" the neighbor said,"oh well bye then"
itachi slammed his door shut and went to the bathroom to wash the stuff out
itachi turned on the faucet and tried to wash it out the keyword tried somehow he messed up and well it got in his eye (I don't really no how to describe it) but anyway he got it in his eye and
he said,"oww it burns oh what did I do to deserve this no why me " so he got the burning out of his eye and when he was done drying his hair it didn't turn out like he had planned it turned out blonde but it was an Afro.
Itachi looked in the mirror and saw this and said,"OMG NO I"M GOING TO A BEAUTY PARLOR RIGHT NOW!!!!"
So itachi went out of the house and was heading to the parlor
hinata and naruto were strolling down the streets of konoha since it was a beautiful day
they saw itachi was walking down the street and saw his blonde Afro
itachi was so embarrassed he couldn't find a hat to cover it and he saw hinata and naruto coming so he managed to say,"hey hinata I see your still with that loser"
hinata and naruto burst out laughing they were laughing so hard they were sheading tears
hinata took out her camera and took pictures of it and put the camera back in her purse
naruto said,"haha- man omg what'd you do to to hair?'
Itachi said,"I was going for a new look"
hinata said,"you could join the circus or better yet you could go to clown college"
itachi walked past them and continued his way to the parlor
hinata and naruto watched him from behind leave and burst out laughing again and continued walking.
After itachi got his hair dyed black again he went back to his house and was in his room right now
well she doesn't like him for his blond hair he checked it off his list
he was thinking to himself I wonder what she likes in that loser I know maybe it's his passion for eating ramen I know I'll join a ramen eating contest
end of chapter
next chapter ramen eating contest
preview
the announcer said,"okay contestants on your mark get set go"
and twenty minutes later naruto had finished twenty bowls
and well itachi had finished one noodle because he always hesitated when he was about to eat it because he had never tasted ramen before and was afraid what it would be like
"The winner is naruto"
and hinata hugged naruto
Author's Note: the spider incident actually happened in class cause there was this spider hanging from the ceiling and the next thing you hear is a really girly scream coming from a guy it was so funny