Naruto Comforts Hinata

by fan-godess

hinata and itachi went out but then she finds that he cheated on her then itachi wants her back but now she's with naruto what will itachi do to be with her

5. he finally gives up and kisame is gay

The akatsuki excluding itachi were in the room and kisame said, "itachi needs big help because he will never get hinata from naruto cause naruto his hot and will always beat itachi."

Everyone turned there heads in sight of kisame and sasori went up to him and said, "so are you dating naruto now and I never knew you were gay so everyone let's sing the song."

They nodded there heads and started singing, "if you were gay that'd be okay because you see we'd love you anyway." kisame glared at them and said, "I'm not gay."

Deidara said, "well someone is in denial and is being a mr. grumpy gills." while pinching his cheeks.

Kisame said, "say that again and I'm going to chop your head off."

Deidara backed away and everyone was quiet.

Itachi came in the room and noticed the awkward silence and said, "What happened?"

Deidara said, "nothing, nothing at all except cough cough kisame's gay."

Kisanme tackled deidara to the ground and deidara screamed, "AHH HELP FISH RAPE!"

Kisame got off of hima dn said, "I can't help what I am."

Itachi said, "right... so what plan do we have to make hinata love me."

Tobi said, "itachi I know this may be hard but hinata will never love you so just give up and find another girl please your just embarrassing yourself."

Itachi said, "fine .. So should I go out with that girl ino?"

Zetsu said, "I know your desperate but you can't be that desperate can you come on you can do better"

itachi said, "how about my pet rock!"

Zetsu said, "yeah. That's a great choice I mean cause everyone wants to date a rock."

Itachi said, "I KNOW!" and he hugged his pet rock.

The other akatsuki slowly walked out of the room then pein screamed , "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!."

The akatsuki got out of there and itachi shrugged his shoulders and decided to go tell hinata and naruto.

He found them walking together and he went up to them and said, "hinata I've goten over yoiu and I have found someone else."

Hinata said, "that's great who is it?"

Itachi said, "rocky."

Hinata said, "who's that I've never heard of them before."

Itachi searched through his pocket and all over but he couldn't find it and the n he dropped to the ground and started crying screaming, "WHY... WHY ROCKY DID YOU LEAVE ME.!"

Hinata and naruto were getting scared and ran for there lives while itachi was sobbing over his pet rock and / ex-girlfriend

end of story hahahahahhahahhahaha itachi is weird