So, Meowth drove the van into the middle of the woods. ``Wait, we forgot to pack tents and sleeping bags!'', Squirtle screamed. ``Calm down, Squirtle'', Meowth said, ``I packed some tents and sleeping bags for all you guys''. ``Oh, how thoughtful of you!'', Snivy said, smiling. ``I also got some marshmallows, chocolate bars, and graham crackers, so that we can make s'mores'', Meowth added. Bulbasaur looked unsure about what Meowth said. ``Uh, I'm actually on a diet and I don't think S'mores are very healthy'', Bulbasaur said. Meowth rolled his eyes. ``For the last time, Bulbasaur'', Charmander said, facepalming, ``You're not fat!'' ``I know, but sometimes I look in the mirror and sometimes it just looks like I'm fat'', Bulbasaur explained. Oshawatt sighed and asked, ``Bulbasaur, when will you have faith in yourself?''
``What do you mean?'', Bulbasaur asked. ``You always talk about how fat you are, but the truth is that your not fat at all!'', Oshawatt explained. Bulbasaur thought about it for a minute. Then, Bulbasaur said, ``you're just saying to make me feel better''. Oshawatt facepalmed himself. ``Well, at least you tried'', Snivy said to Oshawatt. Finally, the van stopped in the middle of the woods. ``Alright, guys, here we are'', Meowth said, opening the van door. Pikachu and his friends got out of the van. ``Okay, we're here. Now what?'', Charmander asked. ``First, we go nature sightseeing!'', Pikachu said, with pride.
``Nature sightseeing?'', Squirtle asked. ``Yeah, you can't go camping without looking at nature'', Pikachu explained. ``Yeah, let's go nature sightseeing!'', Snivy said. ``Luckily, the camera on my phone doesn't include Wifi'', Oshawatt said. So, Pikachu and his friends went sightseeing. They looked at the orchids. ``These are orchids look pretty'', Charmander said. Charmander picked up an orchid and smelt it. Oshawatt start taking pictures of orchids. ``I could put these orchid pictures on Instagram, but I just remembered that THERE'S NO WIFI!'', Oshawatt screamed. ``Oshawatt, I swear to Christ, I will burn you alive If you don't shut up about no Wifi!'', Charmander exclaimed. Oshawatt got quiet. ``Ha, that shut him up'', Squirtle said, smiling. ``Are your friends always this dramatic?'', Meowth asked Pikachu. Pikachu sighed.
``Hey, guys, I see a Serinus canaria domestica'', Snivy said, pointing above. ``A what?'', Bulbasaur asked. ``A domestic Canary'', Pikachu said. ``I'm gonna blast it down'', Charmander said, deviously. Squirtle gasped and said, ``You monster!'' Then, Squirtle blasted water at Charmander. Charmander's flame on his tail was out. He was all wet. ``I was just kidding, you JERK!'', Charmander yelled. Squirtle was embarrassed. ``Oops, sorry'', Squirtle said, with red cheeks on his face. ``You better be sorry'', Charmander said, folding his arms. ``Well, you did look serious about shooting that bird down'', Oshawatt said. ``That's how good a prankster I am'', Charmander said proudly. Then, Pikachu and his friends heard screaming. ``What's that?'', Snivy asked. ``It likes a girl screaming'', Squirtle said. Then, It turns out that Bulbusaur was screaming. ``Bulby, what's wrong?'', Pikachu asked. ``I just saw a spider!'', Bulbusaur screamed. Everyone rolled their eyes. ``We're in the woods, genius! Of course, their spiders out here!'', Oshawatt explained. ``Is it too late to go home?'', Squirtle asked. ``Come on, guys!'', Pikachu said, ``this is suppose to be fun''. ``Well, this isn't fun!'', Charmander said. Pikachu looked down with disappointment.
Then, Meowth looked at Pikachu. Then, he looked at Squirtle, Snivy, Charmander, Bulbusaur, and Oshawatt and said, ``You should be ashamed of yourselves!'' ``What do you mean?'', Charmander asked. ``Pikachu just wanted to hang out with you guys by going on a camping trip, but you guys just fought and complained. You need to be grateful that you have a friend like Pikachu'', Meowth explained. Then, Squirtle, Snivy, Bulbusaur, Charmander, and Oshawatt looked at each with other. Then, they looked at Meowth. ``Shut up, Meowth!'', they said. ``Well, that didn't work'', Pikachu said to Meowth.
