The Lost, The Stupid, & The Mummy

By BTTD28

Chapter Six: Adjustments

"Oh, what hit me?" Amber moaned as she began to stir from last night's guilty-binge. "Sis anyone get the license plate number?"

"No, I neglected to catch that." Whispered a calm and sexy voice. Amber slowly rolled over and found her self face-to-face with Naylor. "Morning Sunshine!"

Amber screamed and toppled backwards onto the floor. "Naylor! What are you doing here? Oh God, we didn't…do…anything did we?"

Naylor scoffed, "You wish." No answer came from Amber. Her rolled his eyes and said, "That's a no."

"Oh, okay." Amber whispered, partially disappointed.

Naylor shook his head and leaned over to see Amber on the floor on her back. "Amber, you know you can come back up here now."

"You know I would, but this floor!" Amber giggled.

Naylor raised his eyebrow, "What about it?"

"It's so comfy! Oh, look I found a quarter!"

Naylor rolled his eyes and tossed a robe on to Amber's head when she sat up to show off her new quarter. "Get ready, we're leaving after breakfast. They couldn't have gotten too far."

"Right," Amber nodded from underneath the robe. "I hope Kaylee's okay."

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There came a knock at the door a few minutes later. "Amber?"

"Oh, come it Rick." Amber called.

Rick entered the room and once again found no Amber. He gave an uneasy look at the bathroom door and asked cautiously, "Amber?"

Amber walked out of the bathroom with a robe on and her hair in adorable pig-tails. He smile was distracting him again. "You're staring Mr. O'Connell."

Think of something other then what's under the robe! "You look cute."

"You think?" Amber said blushing.

"Of course." He said.

"Well if you think these are cute," She pointed at her pig-tails. "Then you'll love these." She smiled as she undid her robe.

"Oh, um…" Rick said trying to stop her before she dropped her robe. He took a step back and tilted his head to the said, "Wow, those look…nice."

At that very moment Evelyn walked in with Amber's breakfast, "Breakfast Amber."

"Evelyn." Rick said surprised by her presence.

"Amber!" Evelyn said looking at the scene before her. "Those look nice."

"Evelyn? What are you doing up here?" Rick asked desperately.

Evelyn ignored him and set the tray down to get a better look at Amber. "They're a little lopsided."

Amber looked down, "You think so?"

Rick shook his head, "No."

Evelyn chuckled, "Are you blind, of course they are."

"Hey guys, what I miss?" Adreth said walking in with a handful of grapes. "Wow, Amber…those are nice."

"Thank-you, Ardeth." Amber smiled.

"Evelyn thinks they're lopsided." Rick said.

Ardeth tilted his head and looked at her, "Maybe, move the left one up a little."

"Like this?" Amber asked.

"Nice." Ardeth said smiling.

"No, now they don't look natural." Rick said.

"Okay, okay. What are you naturally a lefty or a righty?" Ardeth inquired.

"I've always admired the right one, but the left one adds more of a sensual statement." Amber said.

"Oh, yes, it suits your style." Evelyn said.

"She has the body for it, don't you agree?" Ardeth asked Rick.

"You have a point, but I still think her left one is just… not proportioned."

"Are you saying it's too big?"

"No, I'm saying that. Just move that one back down a little bit."

"Fine, Rick. You do it then." Evelyn said throwing her arms up in the air.

"I'll do it." Ardeth said eagerly, but Rick caught his shoulder and shook his head warningly.

Naylor appeared on the other side of Amber's bed, "What the hell are we talking about?"

"Naylor? What are you doing here?" Amber demanded.

"I was testing your theory on the comfort level of the carpet over here. It's exceptional." Naylor said standing up and walking over to the others. "Now what seems to be the problem here? Wow, Amber, that's a nice set you have there."

"Thank you." Amber said.

"Naylor, do think she should push this one up," Evelyn demonstrated. "or this one down?"

Amber giggled, "Eve, you're hands are cold."

"Sorry dear."

"Well, it is my professional opinion…" Naylor started.

"Professional opinion," Ardeth chuckled.

Naylor glared at him, "As I was saying, it is my professional opinion that her body shape should be taking into account."

"We've done that." Rick said rolling his eyes.

"No, you just said she had a hot body." Ardeth said.

"You said that!" Rick shot a glare at him then looked back just in time to see Amber blushing again.

"Right, Allow me." Naylor said walking up to Amber. "May I?"

"Of course," Amber said.

Naylor went to work and after a moment, turned and revealed his work.

"Oh…" Everyone said.

Amber giggled and skipped over to the full length mirror in the corner. "Naylor, you're a genius!"

"I know I am." Naylor said proudly.

"Kiss ass," Ardeth and Rick whispered at the same time.

"I must admit, you do look really good with them like that." Evelyn said.

"You think? I never knew you were so good with holsters Naylor." Amber said admiring her adjusted hip holster.

"Okay, so can we eat and get ready?" Naylor asked.

Ardeth caught Amber as everyone left, "Hey, if you're still hungry after that…"

Amber rolled her eyes, "Ardeth, don't be dirty."