The Lost, The Stupid, & The Mummy

By BTTD28

Chapter Eleven: Cyclone of Emotions

A/N: This chapter is being written to my new favorite jam "Cyclone" by Baby Bash featuring. T-Pain. Thanks to our favorite character AMBER!!!

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"We're in so much trouble." Alex said when Lock-na finally left them alone.

"Um, may it be noted that I said that like three hours ago." Kaylee said with a sigh and sat on the floor. The train had rattled on through the night and now the sun was just starting to rise.

"Duly noted," Alex said walking over to the window. The sun crept over the sand dunes, giving the sand a look of melted gold. "We've got to get out of here."

"Oh, yes. Cause that'll work anytime soon." Kaylee said.

"We could do it, we're cleaver enough." Alex said turning to face Kaylee.

"Alex, let me point out some things you may have over looked."

"Okay," Alex said rolling his eyes.

"First off, we're on a MOVING train. Not a parked train, a MOVING train. Secondly, if we somehow manage to survive the possibly horrible mangling of our bodies, we're out in the middle of the desert, WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GO? We'll die out there and worst of all…IT'S HOT!"

Alex nodded and then replied calmly, "Kaylee, you bring up some interesting points. I'd like to counter your points if I may."

Kaylee nodded, "Oh, okay."

"In your point about the train, the train is going like 25 miles per hour. This is fast and possibly dangerous, but the best part about it is…WE'RE IN THE DESERT! The sand will soften the blow. Next, we're going to hide out there." Alex said grabbing her hand and pulling her to the window. Out side in the distance the temple of Karnack began to shine in the sun.

"That'll do. But, you forgot one, very big thing that's standing in our way." Kaylee whispered.

"Right, Mr. Candoattitude, right. We need a distraction." Alex said looking around for something to use.

"This is relatively hopeless." Kaylee whispered crossing her arms over her chest.

"Hey Kaylee, You could be just a little bit more helpful." Alex snapped turning around to face Kaylee again. "That's it! Kaylee, you're a distraction."

"Excuse me?" Kaylee demanded.

"Lock-na, Kaylee needs to speak with you." Alex shouted, then grabbing a large golden statue he hid next to the door. "Distract him." He whispered.

And before Kaylee could say or do anything else Lock-na walked in looking just a grumpy and crabby as he had left. "What do you want?"

"Um…Good morning." Kaylee said

He glared at her, "What's so good about it?"

Kaylee frowned, "Right, um…where's Imhotep?"

"He's in with Anuck-su-namun."

"I see. What are they doing?" Kaylee asked.

"Does it look like I care?"

"No," Kaylee whispered. "So, have you always been a bad guy?"

"I'm leaving…wait, where's…" Lock-na said looking around for Alex.

Kaylee grabbed his shoulder and made him face her again. "Look at these," She lifted up her shirt and flashed her bare chest.

"Are those supposed to distract me or impress me?"

"Yes, wait…you don't like them?" Kaylee whispered lowering her shirt.

Alex smacked him and the back of the head, knocking him out. "Good, job Kaylee. Let's get out of here."

Kaylee paused, "I can't believe it, he didn't like my boobs."

"Kaylee, did you want him to?"

"Ew, no. Never mind, let's get out of here."

"My I just add that I find them very enjoyable?"

"Alex, don't be a kiss ass." Kaylee said taking his hand and sneaking down the corridor of the train. "Oh, don't tell you're parents I exposed my self in front of you."

"Got it." Alex said.

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Anuck-su-namun kissed Imhotep deeply, that was until he pushed her off him. "What's your problem?" She snapped as he turned over onto his side.

"It's morning, you can leave now." Imhotep said over his shoulder.

She smiled and pressed her body against his bare back. "You used to love fooling around in the morning."

He pulled his body away from hers and got dressed, "We'll be at Karnack soon."

She sighed and reluctantly got dressed. "You have everything you need?"

"Is that a real question? I think I know what works and what doesn't." He snapped.

"I was just ensuring your loyalty to me." She sighed nonchalantly.

"My loyalty to you hasn't changed." Imhotep snapped. Suddenly the trains' emergency brakes signaled and the train screeched.

"Well, I'm glad your loyalty hasn't changed. Unlike your girlfriend."

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"Run faster, Kaylee!" Alex demanded.

"I'm running as fast as I can." Kaylee huffed, she paused and turned around. "Alex, they're not even chasing after us." Suddenly a gunshot zoomed past her ear and she hit the sand, "Son of a bitch! Alex, run, keep going!"

"I thought you said they weren't coming after us." Alex said.

Kaylee grabbed Alex and threw him over her shoulder, "Alex, I'm always wrong; you should know this by now. I am always wrong!"

"Kaylee, put me down! I'm perfectly capable of running on my own." Alex said.

Kaylee set Alex down and looked around desperately for a place to hide. "Where are we going to hide?"

"Quick in there!" Alex pointed into a small opening. Kaylee looked back as she ran to make sure they weren't being followed. But in doing so she ran into a column and fell to the ground.

"Ow…Geez, who put that there?"

"Kaylee?" Imhotep said from behind her.

Kaylee struggled to focus her eyes, "Why is there more then one of you?"

Imhotep sighed, "Kaylee, are you alright?"

"I'm just peachy." Kaylee said making the mistake of trying to stand up.

Imhotep grabbed her as she stumbled foreword, "What were you thinking? Kaylee, please hold still."

"No, I'm trying to escape, can't you see that?" Kaylee said trying to push her self out of his arms.

"Khepri, you may have a concussion." He whispered.

Kaylee looked at him, "Stop calling me that. I'm not Khepri, I'm Kaylee."

"You'll always be Khepri to me." He smiled holding her close to him.

Kaylee giggled, "You rhymed."

"Okay, that's defiantly sounding like a concussion." He kissed her forehead.

"Is not, my head is just very sleepy." Kaylee said lazily.

"Kaylee, you've got to stay awake. Ask me some more of the questions your so good at asking."

Kaylee sighed and asked, "What happened next…I mean when we were blackmailed?"

He hesitated, "Next question."

"Hey, you didn't answer. I suppose you just want me to die don't you?" Kaylee said.

Imhotep's face got red and shouted, "Don't you dare say that. I never wanted that to happen."

"Um…I was talking about now, but…did you let me die!?"

"It's not like that." Imhotep said.

"Amber says stalling equals something worth hiding, what aren't you telling me?"

Imhotep closed his eyes and slowly opened them, "It doesn't matter now, I have you here…with me now."

"Um…excuse me, I think it does matter." Someone said.

"Why can't evil just DIE?" Kaylee whispered as Anuck-su-namun walked over.

"This doesn't concern you." He growled.

"Oh, it does. I need a word with you…now." She growled.

"He's busy trying to tell me something important, can't it wait?" Kaylee said slowly.

"No and…what happened to your head?"

"She ran into a pillar." Imhotep said.

"I did not…it jumped out from no where." Kaylee said.

"Smooth move." Anuck-su-namun sighed.

"Bitch." Kaylee whispered.

Imhotep kissed Kaylee and then set her on a stone block. "What is it?" Imhotep said when they were far enough away from Kaylee.

"I have great news."

"For who, you or me?" Imhotep asked.

"Both of us…I'm late."