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Chapter 3

Once again he had instantly regretted his decision.

His free hand tightened into a fist, the photo was of a car that had a striking resemblance to his own, his pride and joy, his Lamborghini.

In the centre of the windscreen was a giant mallet shaped hole. Harley's signature mallet rested diagonally across the bonnet.

Was she actually threatening him?

He rang her..

"That had better not be mine Harley..."

Her only response was laughter, laughter that he had once both loved and craved to hear so much! Now it just got on his nerves and instantly made him angry..

"Oh! You wanna play? You wanna play games with me little girl.." He laughed a long harrowing laugh before growling and hanging up on her.

Spurred on by an adrenaline rush and a sudden rage of fury he stood up and marched out of the club, barging and pushing people out of his way as he went.

Outside, his eyes automatically searched for his car. Instant relief washed over him. It was in the same spot and in the same state as it had been before. No mallet shaped holes in the windscreen. Nothing.

He turned to frost who was slightly out of breath, struggling to keep up with him - he really needed to start hitting the gym again.

"Keys" the joker demanded as he stretched out his arm and wriggled his fingers.

"What's the Matt-" frost started before being interrupted by the joker once again.

"This time" the joker mused theatrically "I shall drive.."

"Uh, ok boss" frost responded rather sheepishly walking towards the car trying to mentally prepare himself for what was about to happen next.

He knew something was up and he knew only one person could have that affect on his boss, Harley.

"Get in!" Joker growled "Whaddaya waitin' for.."

Joker was already in the car at this point, revving furiously, his eyes fixed on the speedometer and dials on the dash, watching them flick up and down in time with his own heart beat.

Johnny obeyed and climbed into the heavily modified vehicle, slamming the door just in time as joker took of with a violent wheel spin.

After a few minutes of driving erratically Johnny spoke "Um, sir?" He said, gripping onto whatever his hands could find, bracing and readying himself for sudden impact.

"What?!" The joker spat, making minimal effort to look at him out of the corner of his eyes. He had one hand on the gear stick that was embezzled with a skull jester, the other was firmly gripped around the steering wheel.

"J - Y'know it's kinda... Icy tonight? You might want too.." Johnny trailed off.

"Slow down? Drive... Carefully?" Joker laughed whilst shaking his head and weaving in and out of traffic.

"Oh frosty. Frosty, frosty.. Frosty."

"If I wanted your advice I'd ASK for it." He said with a smile before turning his attentions back to the road in front of him, his smile disappearing.

Johnny smiled nervously and half nodded his head. He decided he should keep quiet from this moment on and not speak until he was spoken too. Not at least until the boss was in a better mood.

Finally, by some miracle and after narrowly avoiding a serious accident or two they made it back to the Jokers mansion.

Joker braked at the entrance, coming to a slow halt he pressed the button to wind down the window, sticking his arm out ready to press the fob in his hand to unlock the gates but there was no need as, looking at the entrance they were already open.

He turned to frost, his arm still resting against the window frame of the car. "Didn't we.."

"Shut them? Yeah boss." Frost answered.

Joker rolled his head and his eyes back and let out a long frustrated sigh, shaking his head and punching the steering wheel.

He turned off the ignition took out the keys and chucked them at frost, who just about managed to catch them.

He stepped out of the car and began to walk up the long winding drive that led to his hideout.

Frost stuck his head out the window. "Boss what should I do with the car"

"Go" the joker shooed him away with a swift movement of his hand.

"Where? Sir." Frost enquired.

"Anywhere! .. Anywhere but here. Anywhere I wouldn't go. Somewhere.. Somewhere Harley wouldn't go."

"Um, okay sir. I'll grab another car and come back as quick as I can."

"You? Quick? That'll be the day Ha, Haa.." the joker joked.

He turned his sights back to the big house, Studying for any sign of unwanted guests.

Nothing stood out so far. No lights..

No smashed windows.. Good.

He tried the door. It was still locked. Fumbling for his keys he opened the door slowly unsure for what could be waiting for him on the other side.. He was in for a surprise.