Foreword: Don't think about it too hard...
Sometime before the events of Part IV...
December 31st New Years Eve
4 hrs until New Years
Han's Apartment
Clover and Alex sat around lazily on the living room couch, flipping through channels. Clover was dressed up in a red tank top and black sweatpants that was tight around the glutes, and Alex was wearing one of Han's T-shirts and black track shorts. All of which were revealing, but comfortable. They would only occasionally come across a nice glorified fashion documentary or fake reality show. Tigress was up on the roof sharpening her fighting techniques. Ever since her training became more destructive around the house, i.e. smashing up most of the rented furniture that Hans still had yet to pay off, she had to take her training somewhere spacious, and for her the ideal place was the roof, as it offered no distractions. Amelia and Sam were off in the city purchasing after Christmas gifts and other ingredients for their end of the year party that was set to happen tonight, as well as some other tools for certain "nightly activities" as per to Amelia's recommendations.
Hans had been working a double shift at his job, with his manager giving him flak as switching the horror and slasher movie genre shelves, whereas before they were included on the same shelf. To his defense he stated that the notion that horror movies and slasher films belonged in the same category was the same as thinking movie sex and porn movies were the same thing. As punishment, not only was he assigned a double shift, but he was told to stand outside in the stores mascot costume handing coupons for 2 movie rentals for $10 including a Kit-kat king size bar. So far he has given out one to his old middle school history teacher that flunked him for not agreeing that Pearl Harbor was one of the greatest historical movies, and a suspicious large and husky looking man with gogo boots and shorts and shirt that said "I Fix Your Wife's Broken Leaks."Feeling uncomfortable, Hans kindly lent him a dollar and shooed him away down the block.
"I swear it's the same stuff with Michael. He should just say that him and his brother Keaton were separated at birth before Hilary comes back with the test results. It's bound to come up sooner or later" Clover said.
"But Keaton was in the army wasn't he? So there's no way that he was at Escapades that summer night! Michael was trying to make a sale up at Rutgers university at girls dormitory and he fell asleep after sneaking into Mickie's room!" Alex snapped her fingers while checking a status on her phone.
"Yeah...but that was before Chris said the lie to Miranda that he was at Kenny's house, when really he was over at Tony's house when she told him she had a miscarriage, and he had came out of the closet after robbing that Korean store with his cousin!" Clover leaned back onto the couch, slumping her head into a pillow.
"Wow,there's never a dull moment in the show is there?"
"Not since it got canceled after only three episodes...I wonder what else is on?" As she said that, she reached out to the nearby night stand drawer to grab something T.V. guide."Seriously though, what kind of guy doesn't even have satellite T.V. ? I still have to just look the guide to find Animal Planet episodes from 2002."
"Ooohhh! I love watching the old reruns of Golden Girls. There's like, a hidden message behind every one of those stories that they tell! Like, every time one person says a tale, it only makes it seem like its only a matter of time before we're like that some day!"
Clover scoffed.
"What? Old, single with almost every story we tell was what were like soy lattes were a trend. Yah, not holding my breath on that one girl."
"Wowww...it seems we never run out of things to talk about when its just the two of us..."Alex said while playing her toes.
"Or just when all of us are together and we're not trying to figure how we can all fit on Han's bed. How is it that all of us stay in a one bedroom apartment anyway?"
Clover and Alex paused to look out an unknown space, pondering on how such an event can happen. Soon they felt a malicious intent creep on the back of their necks as such thoughts entered their mind. It didn't take long for them to stop pondering on such events
"I get this weird feeling that we shouldn't ask that many questions when it comes to our living situation" Alex muttered.
"Something tells me that too. So much for answers." As she continued to dig around the drawer for the guide, Tigress came in through the door, with sweat rolling down all over her body and with a handtowel wiping over face. Her training outfit disheveled and drenched in her fluids signifying her hard work. As the door closed, Alex and ran up to Tigress and suddenly gave her hug.
"Tigress! I missed you so much while you were gone!"
Tigress appeared confused with a raised eyebrow.
"I was on the roof...like always." She said bluntly.
"I know! But it just seems like I haven't seen you in forever, like in a few months! Isn't that weird?!"
"You...haven't consumed one of Amelia's intoxication recently haven't you?"
"What? No no no! You know I'm still under age!"
"That's never stopped you before."
Alex puffed out her cheeks in a cute angry manner.
"That's not funny! I'm serious! There's something weird about all of this!"
"With our situation, it's been nothing but weird events. Why is today any different?" Tigress walked past Alex to the kitchen, taking out a gallon bottle of water from the fridge. Alex started fidgeting nervously which was proving to be nuisance to Tigress.
"That is getting very annoying you know." Tigress said as Alex began to pace around the room. She sighed and placed her hand on Alex's shoulder."All right then, I'll humor you. What is this feeling that you sense?" Alex's eyes lit up with the glee. She then started to take some breaths before she could find the words to say what she wanted to say.
"Well, me and Clover were talking about our soap dramas..."
"Is this one were Timmy had a fight with his best friends father over who got to keep the lease to the brothel?"
"No, that one only comes on the demand channel, but anyway, we started to talk about how is it possible for us all to fit into one small bedroom apartment? I mean there's six of us living here, yet there always seems to be someway for us to have food that can supply more than one person, a bed that's actually meant for one person, and not to mention one bathroom? And then as soon as we started to talk about it, I get this, weird feeling in my neck or back or something. At first I thought it was from when Hans tried out the Filthy Teddy, but it just...struck me from the inside... it was so weird!"
Tigress examined her face, to see if anything abnormal was present in the expression, lying for example. Remarkably, she had a very precise bullshit detector, which was how she tell if Hans was cheating on her or any of the other girls. That, and smelling his dick whenever he came home from work.
"Has Clover had this same reaction?" Tigress asked.
"She totally did! She got that same feeling in her neck too! Tell her Clover!" They both turned to Clover, who had still been reaching for the T.V guide, in the apparenltly deep drawer. She noticed the stares in her direction.
"Tell her what now?"
"About the strange feeling that I got when I wondered about all of those things!"
"Oh...uh...I was just saying that so that wouldn't feel alone in your crazy fits. Hehehe...sorrryyy!"
Alex puffed out her face even more, and started to flail her arms around like a child.
"I AM NOT CRAZY! THIS IS SERIOUS!"
Tigress then quickly hushed Alex, placing her fingers on her lips.
"Need I remind you? We have neighbors you know." She said calmly.
Alex took her fingers off of her mouth.
"Yeah! But have we ever seen the neighbors?" She asked Tigress."Have we even heard noises coming out from the other apartments? Have we ever seen people coming out of the rooms from whenever we take turns shopping? We don't even know if we're the only ones that pay rent or even the water bill!"
"Hans pays the rent. Amelia pays the other utilities." Clover said quietly.
"Exactly my point!"
"Oooookay...officially ignoring Alex day startsssssss...now!"
Just as she finished saying it, Tigress went towards to kitchen to prepare her portion of the New Years dinner, and Clover finally found the T.V. guide in the abyssal drawer and went back to watching her soaps. Alex started to teem with anger with all of her unanswered questions.
"Seriously?! Am I the only one that has these questions?!"
Meanwhile at the Downtown Hollywood Video
"I just thought of something." Hans said as he was restocking the store shelves in a half ruined mascots outfit. He got into a fight with some college sophomores that tried to use his coupons as roll ups for their marijuana stash, and proceeded to beat the crap out of them and criticize them for their practices, and how they should get a bong instead.
"What's that?" Said his co-worker Holly, who is just now being mentioned after all of this time with our unlikely hero and his unlikely harem. She was playing solitaire on the store computer. The store was completely dead of any business, and a lot of the movies were either old or to easy to spot that it was a bootleg, and didn't even bother replacing or updating the inventory.
"I never really been at work in the past few months, have I?"
"What are you talking about? You were just in not long ago on the Christmas week."
"Yeah, I know that...but the problem I don't even remember that even happening!"
"What do you mean?" She asked un-enthusiastically.
"I mean, the last thing I literally remember before I came into work this morning was breaking up a fight between two of my love slav-uh...I mean...my wiv-no! I mean my uh...living host-...goddammit...whats the word for someone that lives with you and contributes something to the household, but you don't treat them like crap, and they come in multiple amounts?"
Holly stared at Hans dumbfounded.
"A roommate?"
"Uhhhh...yeah sure! Let's go with that!"Holly shrugged."Anyway, the last thing I remember is a fight between two of my roommates, for me getting three new roommates, and my little sister being there."
"Really? Then what happened?"
"That's just it! I remember them beating the crap out of me, but then I just blacked out. Not from the ass kicking mind you, I've taken bigger lumps from my old man and my sister, but after that it was just...fade to black!"
"I see..."
"And then there's you Holly!"
"What about me?"
"I mean, it feels like I meeting you for the first time, yet I've worked with you for more than two years! That's fucking weird!"
"I dunno. For a guy that has a anthropomorphic french poodle for a little sister, and somehow lives with five other roommates in a one bedroom apartment, I figured this would be normal for you."
"You forgot about the cell phone that takes me to other dimensions, where I go to pick up chicks."
"Oh yeah? Totally forgot about that part you told me about. How is that been going by the way?"
"That's just it, it has like...a hundred other destinations that I haven't even been to, but I've only been to like three of them! And I haven't even figured how the shuffle feature works, or its on direct repeat, or anything! I dunno!"
"Right..."
"And its like whenever I start to wonder about these questions, I start to get this weird tingling feeling in my dick. Like its commanding to just hump something rather than think about the circumstances. Like that's my only purpose in life or something. Do you know I can't even remember my neighbor's faces? All I see are like these blue stick figures coming out of the rooms every morning, and when I take one step out of my apartment, I'm straight at work, no questions asked! That ever happened to you?"
"Nope..."
Holly continues to her Solitaire game, only finishing two of the decks. After Hans finishes restocking the shelves, he manages to take himself out of the mascot suit, and throws in the storage closet, that is stuffed with a bunch of other bizarre looking stuff, and closes the door with the letters on the door spelling out 'Forgotten Ideas'.
"You know what? I'm gonna get to the bottom of this shit!"
He then dragged himself over to the desk where Holly was and took out the traveling phone, and started to fiddle with it. Holly looked up at him.
"You...uh...sure you want to keep messing with it? Weren't you just telling me you haven't figured it all out yet?"
"Yeah! I haven't! And I've had the damn thing for nearly a year and half! At least, I feel it's been a year and a half. But it could be forever how long it could be for!"
"So you've had it for a year and half, you've used it only three times, and you still don't know how it works?"
"That's what I just said Holly! Jesus pay attention!"
Her dumbfounded look then returned with a vengeance.
"How high did you say your I.Q. was again?"
"It's immeasurable! Why do you ask?"
She shook her head.
"No real reason..."
Hans then grabbed a jack screwdriver from the toolbox under the desk, even catching a glimpse of Holly's non-existent ass through her panty lines. He then started to take apart the cell phone to see what its actually composed of, and to figure out how to travel freely. After a few minutes of fiddling with its various compartments and systems, he got to the meat of the issue.
"Just a little tweak...there...and here...and one last...wow! Holy shit on stick! I think I figured it out! Holly! I think I know how this thing works, finally. After all this time! "
"Hooray..."
"Finally! I'll be able to visit a shit ton of babes that's waiting for me give it to 'em and show who they can catch these Hans from! HAHAHHAHAHA!"
Suddenly an awkward silence filled the air from the both of them.
"You know...cause...my name is Hans...and the saying is...you know...catch these hands so I thought...I could...you know...switch it around..."
"Yuuuppp...super funny..."
Hans started to get irritated with Holly's negativity.
"You know, if your father didn't have that restraining order against me, I would be on my way to making that movie happen with your mom. I already have the equipment in the cart, all I have to do is pay for it."
"Hmmm...just make sure I get the second copy..."
"You're damn right I will-wait... Who's getting the first copy?"
"Who do you think?"
"...You're fucking weird Holly."
"Coming from you? Taking that as a compliment."
"Does your boyfriend know this about you?"
"Which one, the weekly one or the monthly one?"
"Wow, I cannot judge on you on that regard. Anyway, time to do this thing!" Hans then put the phone back together and noticed the direct selection option on the screen pop up, then activated the phone's inter-dimensional travel function. Within seconds, a huge mass of energy formed within the store that formed into a portal, shining and giving off loads of kinetic energy. He took off his uniform, and approached the portal."Tell the boss I'm going on a fuck all spree across the multiverse!"
"He's not even in today, but whatevs. Be sure to use protection and all of that."
"No need! I already invented the cure for AIDS! Later!" He then hopped in the portal and proceeded through to the other world that he had selected beforehand. As he went clean through, the portal behind him closed, and massive wave of energy disappeared, and Holly was left alone with her game of solitare, which had finally finished all of the decks in the correct order.
"Hmm?" She then saw a tiny piece of something. By the look of it, it was a tiny screw of some kind."Did this come from...?"She pondered it for a little bit, and then threw the screw in the garbage."Ehh, probably won't be that bad."
A few hours later
2 hours until New Years
En route to Hans apartment.
Amelia and Sam walked down the street with shopping bags carried in every hand. The snow filled streets were neatly filed to perfection, giving a clean street to walk down on. Noises could be heard from all of the houses down the street, ranging from party noises, to furniture being thrown around, people having the classic New Years eve fornication. The usual in their eyes.
Same began to admire some of the scenery of other peoples houses.
"Wow! I can't believe how many people have gone all out for New Years! I guess things aren't really that different no matter what dimension you go to huh?"Sam exclaimed.
"I would garner to assume yes. Though I'm rather unfamiliar with the term of New Years."Amelia said.
"Didn't you have holiday celebrations back on Monstressor?"
"We had something similar happen to what you celebrate on this...Christmas. As celebration for making successful voyages across the galaxy trails, we would shoot down the orbiting moons of Saturn and drink a beverage extracted from this creature known as a *insert Martian creature name here*, and we would continuosly drink from its under regions which is equivalent to one of your worlds strongest alcholic beverages, while reciting the tale of our forefathers and how they came to become settlers and then we play all sorts of leisurely activities."
"I...uh...see."
"It's quite enjoyable celebration for children."
"Wait! That's for kids? Then how did you celebrate with adults if I may ask?"
"There is none. The children mingle with the adults on such celebrations. They tone down the amount chlorohpyll and Martian ale in the drink, and then they engage in the same activities."
"That's...better?"
"If you'd like...I can take you and the others to ravel in the celebration sometime. They continue it for at least ten of your earth days."
"That sounds great...but aren't some circumstances surrounding that visit?"
Amelia's face snapped her fingers in discovery.
"Ah yes! I nearly forgot about dear Hans's infamy there. I have to wonder, how long has it exactly been since I went along with him to this world?"
"Went?Didn't you say he took you after he beat you in some kind of game?"
"Strongly encouraged was the word I would use. And it was such a swooning encouragment at that!" She then began to drift into her daydreams, with a blushed face and all."Never have I met a man that was so intellectually sound despite his rough and opaque shortcomings! He was so dashing how he made me his, and what was even better was how he managed out manuever my own men with my own ship at that! And the night we made love...ohhhh...such passion...such vigor and animality...The way he whipped and lashed at me with his enourmous and glorious member. Positively grand! I get goosebumps just thinking about even now! Nothing has even come close to that night!"
"Yeah, yeah. I get the picture. Passionate lovemaking and all of that. I get the same thing almost every Tuesday."
"Oh I sincerely doubt it my dear."
"How would you know? The last time we were all in the bed together was...it was..." Sam then stopped in her tracks and put her finger on her chin."It was...wow. That's bizarre."
"What is?"
"We've all had sex with Hans, but never at the same time before."
"Do you mean to say?"
"Yeah. We've never all had sex all at once not one time!"
Amelia's face drowned in shock.
"Well...that's proposterous! There was that time that...hang on...there was that time when..." She threw out several more instances in her head, but they all returned false and untrue. They then looked at eachother when faced with the horrifying truth. Hans and the girls had never once had a fivesome, in all of the time they've been living under the same roof.
Suddenly, both of them took off running towards the pharmaceutical store around the corner and bought up nearly all of the shelves of condoms and other stamina boosting drinks and other vitamin based foods. They placed all of the items on the counter all at once, out of breath from carrying these items as well as the bags they were holding from earlier, even skipping others already standing in line. Though none would exactly was going to object to two sexually frustrated women who knew how to snap a bone in several ways.
After the cashier fearfully ringed them up,they ran out of the store and straight back to the apartment.
Sometime later back at the apartments
Sam and Amelia rushed through the door out of breath and various bags in hand. In front of them lied the sight of Tigress, Clover sitting nearly half naked with playing cards in their hands, and Alex fully naked dancing on the kitchen table, twerking while Hoochie mama by 2 Live Crew was playing on the stereo, with several bottles of Jack Daniels laying in the sink.
"What in goodnesses name is happening right now?!" Amelia yelled out.
Clover then drunkingly stumbled over to the two of them.
"Uhhh...so like...we can explain at least...a good quarter of what;s happening right now..."
Sam then grabbed her by her shoulders.
"There's no time to explain! Clover, make sure the lasagna is done in the oven, and Tigress, grab Alex and put her in the bedroom, and get out those birthday suits! We've got work to do girls!"
In another dimension
Hans Perspective
2 hours until New Years
I honestly tell if I'm fucking a vibrator right now, or if my dick is being vibrated from the inside out, but I honestly not caring right now, and I'm certainly sure she isn't either. Doggy style isn't neccessarily the position I saw myself in with some robot named Jenny, but I have to say it's working out for the better so far. I slam into her backside multiple times, finding almost three different rhythms that I could work with. I decide to use the second one to my advantage as her back archs and her voice yearns out for more. Jesus, this is only the fifth world I've been to so far, and I'm hardly even tired! I gotta say, I thought a Mayan chick, that threesome with that thick Chinese ice lady and that gamer girl, that flexible superhero chick, the yellow jump suit turtle chick, and that pink haired chick with that wicked bass would tire me out by the time I could even reach the time limit. But I still feel ontop of my game, like I just took two hundred vitamin pills beforehand.
"Jeezzz...I'm already filled up..." Music to my ears fills it out as my member follows straight up through her...mechanical walls. While my dick tried to make sense of her insides, I started to feel up the cold exterior of her metal robotic skin, mainly around her chasis. I could her groan even more sharper as I focus around that area. I keep up the pace as my hands move all around her body, while her metallic ass cheeks flap all around my stomach. Jesus, this weird and awesome at the same time..."I'm not even sure my sensors could even take this kind of pleasure you know..." She says shyly.
"Yeah, but look at you babe." I pull her up from her upper body to show her exposed reflection in the mirror. My dick clearly shown as it thrusts violently in and out of her vag...you know what I'll just call it a pleasure center."You're barely legal, AND a sexy robot to boot...my favorite thing to show off to me. You were just asking for me walking around those daisy dukes that you call your leg parts girl..."
"My parts always adapt to the weather or the kind of situation that I'm...*moan* in..."
"Trust me...the situation that you're in...is realllll deep baby..." I said as I lovingly stroke her shiny metal ass, and continue to take her from the back, while at the same time giving her nice little robot breats some love.
"Ahhhh! More, more!"
Pretty soon she gives herself to the pleasure. I decide to fiddle around with her body by noticing some sensor switches over her arm reaching all the way down to her legs, with settings going all the way to ten. Naturally, I crank those sons of bitches all the way up to eleven and a half. My movements start to get faster as her voice becomes louder and louder. I press into her backside so much that her head ends up sinking into the pillows of her cute little bed, decorated with almost everything you would expect from a teen girls room, just with robot parts in it. "Yes! Yes! That's it! By the creator! Yes!"
Feeling daring, I start to play with her exposed chest. A set of pearly white sat within my hand filling it up to the brim, with my fingers going to work on the blue tangs that I'm dubbing her nipples."No! Not there! My oil! IT's coming out!"
Just as she screamed out, oil starts to leak out from her nipples. I swallow it as it pours into my mouth.
"Mmmmm! You're drinking my oil?! I thought that was poisonus to humans?!"
"As you could probably tell by now baby, I'm anything but ordinary." As I give her my sly talk, my mouth suctions up the liquid even harder, to which she could actually feel leaving her."
"Ahhh! Not so hard! That's nearly all of my oil!" The taste of her oil adds to my arousal, and I slam my hips into her ass even harder, so much so I can hear the noise you get when you bang two wrenches together, at the rhythm of the Pumpkin Hill song.
"Hmmm!"
"Ahhh! You're...you're pounding me so hard! You're gonna make me cum Hans!"
I'm in the same boat, nearing my climax. We give ourselves over to the pleasure as the bed shakes and creaks away. I thrust even harder as I feel my nerves stand ontop of eachother for my last few strokes that I'll give her "I'm cumming!"
"Do it babe! I'll keep helping myself to this delicious mama's milk of yours!" I said as I continue to ram into her like a wild beast with her nipple still in my mouth. I near the end of my streak."Kuhhhh...Oh shit!"
"I'm cumming, I'm cumming, I'm cumming!" And just like that, I let loose a huge sploosh of my seed inside her pleasure center. Her opaque, yet warm interior shaped to my dick just perfectly, almost to the point where I thought she was made just for me. The very sensation of my cum sent into a climax mode all around.
Seeing as how she had no womb, most of my jizz just comes back out in buckets
"Hmmmmmm...ahhhhggghhhh!" Her pleasure cries nearly make me deaf as I spend a good minute and a half empyting everything I had in her
...
Once the wave of pleasure passess, I give her a second to rest against her bed, with my warm stuff still inside her. If she can still feel my dick inside of her after all of that, I gotta give props to the creator. As I pull my dick out, some of cum accidentally flies out
"XJ9! What is all of that racket your making?!" Suddenly the door flies open, and my cum lands smack dab on this short old lady in red glasses, perfectly on her face. She stood there dumbfounded, at the scene she was looking at currently. Next thing I knew, Jenny was on the bed completely wired out, with smoke rising from her head. Ahh, shit, did I go too far again?"XJ9?! You...heathen! What did you do to my daughter?!"
"Probably something she won't remember until she turns 18!" I then quickly grab my clothes and jump out of the window through the glass, buck naked and all. I then turn on the device, and a portal open up in midair to catch me during my fall. Setting the destination for home, I take a look at the clock on the watch, it was almost an hour till New Years, and I was even more than excited to get home to my soul suckers. As I fall through the rift, the device started to fizz and shock all around.
"What the hell is going on with this thing?! I thought I figured it out already!" As I tried to bang on it and try to tweak it out, the energy discharged on my hand, giving me a major shock."OWWWW HSITTTT!" In that moment I felt something in my body split into several pieces.
Later in Hans apartment
An hour till New Years.
I feel myself chuck through the portal through the window that I had just repaired not that long ago, although I can't even remember it breaking. I crashed down on the floor, and gave myself a second to get back up on my feet. I looked around to complete darkness. I reached out for the light switch with my right hand, and felt it touch something hard yet proportionate.
"Hey! Watch the ass sweetness!" I heard a voice sound off as I made contact, and quickly pulled my hand back.
"Oh shit! I'm so sorry!" Wait a minute...something about that voice sounded familiar. I turned on the flashlight for my cell phone, and saw the most weirdest sight when I shined it bright. ME?!
"What the fuck?!" We both ended up saying simulataneously. I couldn't even make myself wonder if I was drunk or delirious. But I was seriously looking at myself in the flesh. Not an illusion, not a reflection. The real goddamn thing!
"Wait, there are two of me?!" I yelled out
"Not just two!"
I turned around, and saw three more mes emerge out of the darkness, all of them stark naked same as me, only for some reason looked even less handsome than the original. No bullshit of course.
"Wait a minute! How did this happen?" One of the mes asked.
"Stupid! It was when this idiot decided to fix the hell out of the device!" The other me chided me
"What are you talking about?! It works just fine now. I can control where I wanna go for one" I said. The original
"Well, clearly you had a success on your hands genius!"
"Hey man, why don't you kiss my ass!"
"Techninally, you would be kissing your own ass, so then no!"
"Wait, how would that even work to begin with?"
My head was beginning to split from all of this stupidness.
"You know what? I'm going in my room! I got my babes to see for the first fuck of the New Year!" I said.
"Hey they're my babes too you know!" The other me said.
"So are they!"
"ME too!"
"They're not property, you sexist asshole!"
"Technically, that makes us all sexists by you saying that."
"Oh would you guys shut the hell up already!" I try to hush them up as I open up bedroom door.
"Hey me first!" They all try to budge past me to get into the room first, leading for all of us try to fit into the door hinge at the same time, causing all of us to come crashing through. I then looked up, and saw one of the greatest sights on my bed since I stopped wetting the bed in high school.
It was Tigress, Amelia, Sam, Clover, and Alex, my leading ladies, my queens, my bombshell babes all dressed in birthday suits, with a huge banner held by all of them. Spelling out in huge letters,
HAPPY NEW YEAR HANS!
"Welcome home Hans!" They all said at the same time, almost bringing a tear to my eye, and something even better to my nether regions. All of them looked as surprise as I was upon my discovery the first time.
"Wait...why are there...five Hans?" Alex asked worringly. "Am I THAT drunk?"
"Oh Hans dear. One of your escapades once more?" Amelia chuckled.
"You know me...never a dull moment!"
"I swear, you're incorrigible."
We then all stood there silence staring at the current situation. All of the mes and them naked. Five of me...five of them...one bed...
"So...anyone thinking what I'm thinking?" I asked.
"You read my mind!" The other me said.
"I have your mind stupid!"
"Hey Hans!" Sam then called out to me, well us, with all of the ladies with spread their pussies wide as far our eyes could see."There's only an hour until New Years...however will we pass the time?"
I took a long look at them, and then a look at myselves.
"I have a few ideas about that..."
"Hey uh...my line!"
I then suddenly hear someone elses voice in my room, and then see this dude in black speedos and pet wolverine with a gun sitting in my favorite chair. He then stood up and then took off his speedos and threw them at my face, brandishing his penis in my face! No no no!
"So uh...not to be a Freudian nut right now, but uhhh WAKE UP!"
...
Fro Ninja wakes up in a cold sweat looking around in his room, seeing everything in orderly place. He takes a deep breath, questioning everything that he dreamt about just now, and attempted to make sense of it all...
"What the hell...what the fuck?!" He then sees ton upon tons of story notes on his bed, makeshifting as a blanket. A certain note sheet catches his eyes. 'Hans and The New Year where Archer Suprise Butt rapes him while he's about to have a tensome with his energy clones and his harem' He then crumples the paper up and throws into the trash can."What the hell was I thinking? That's the last time I steal from my godbrother's secret stash." He then checks his phone clock and sees the date.
'January 1st 2017 12:05'
"Well, at least it was SOMEWHAT relevant." He then feels a mysterious presence by his bedside. He then sees Jester, staring at him with a blank expression and a boomstick and his covered in chocolate ice cream with eatable panties in his mouth
"Go back to sleep Fro."
"Okay..."
Fro Ninja quietly followed Jester's advice, and went straight back to sleep. Soon the light from his laptop turned off, with the room fading into darkness...
HAPPY NEW YEARS MY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!