Emiko: Wait, that can't be the end, can it? I mean, just because some retarded electrical mouse shocks us… that doesn't mean we're all dead, right?
Chiharu: …We aren't?
Roy: If cheese sticks had eyes, what would they see?
Marth: Your ugly face trying to eat them.
Pikachu: Why aren't you bitches dead?
Kaya: Because Marth has a masterball and you're a gaytard.
Link: Can we roast it over the fire and eat his bodily appendages?
Starfire: On my planet, Pikachu is a rare delicacy!
Emiko: Go away, you're stupid.
Star: Ok then bye!
Pikachu: You can't eat me, I'm a vegetarian!
Roy: Damn, he has a point.
Kaya: Why can't you eat a vegetarian?
Link: BECAUSE IT"S AGAINST THEIR RELIGION!!
Epona: Just like pooping in ceramic cups.
Naomi: What?
Sora: You all are weird…
Roy: EH?
Chiharu: Can I please have your children?
Sailor Moon: Ok, let's go.
Marth: I have a bag of chips, let's play twister!
Link: Eww that's the game where everyone rapes each other, I'll pass.
Roy: No, that's clue.
Emiko: No it isn't it's simon says.
Kaya: Yeah, she's right.
Saria: I think my tree is having a seizure.
Zelda: So give it some strawberry paste to calm it down.
Witch person: Hi.
Chiharu: Where did Squall go?
Emiko: I think he turned into a magic pidgeon and flew away.
Chi: oh, ok.
Roy: Guess what's in my pants?
Marth: A singing coffee pot with a polka dot bow tie?
Link: A hamster who somehow has the same name as you and likes to eat mutant peas from a paper bag?
Zelda: A really big –
Emiko: ME!?
Roy: What?
Kaya: Well?
Roy: Huh?
Marth: What's in your pants, Roy?
Roy: SICK! Why do you wanna know that??
Link: I think he's showing his colors…
Chiharu: Yeah, but they're been showing all along! He's wearing a tiara.
Marth: …Roy asked us to guess!
Roy: No I didn't!
Kaya: Yeah, he's right.
Zelda's twins: Who's our daddy?
Zelda: Oh, well it could easily be anybody in this room, darlings!
Link: …
Roy: HAHAHAHAHA
Link: throws blunt object at Roy causing a black hole to form in the universe and swallow him up.
Emiko: Damn.
Squall: Hi.
Chi: You suck for turning into a bird.
Squall: Pidgeons arent' birds, they're mallets.
Zelda: No, they're actually milkshakes.
Naomi: I thought they were people who haven't spoken for a while due to the fact that Emiko forgot we were in it!
Emiko: Yeah, that's the one.
Kirby: WHEEEE!! throws stars everywhere
Marth: peels star off of forehead NOOO I"VE BEEN CURSED!!
Kaya: With what?
Marth: With the star curse! My fingers are all going to fall off and begin dancing around like satan pooh!
Satan Pooh: SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN…. WHAT THE FUCK?!
Chiharu: Heh. …hehe. pokes satan pooh with a stick until his head explodes, revealing a door
Emiko: Wow, why did I type that?
Roy: Who cares?? Let's go in the door!
Zelda: It leads to satan's lair.
Marth: That's cool. He's like my god.
Naomi: Emo child.
Squall: My feet hurt.
Kaya: Who's gonna go in the door first?
Roy: I vote for Marth.
Squall: squaks like a seagull
Zelda: Is there a character we're forgetting?
Emiko: Several, why?
Zelda: Well, make them go.
Link: Splendid idea!
Ganandorf: My mother hates me.
Link: Aha! There he is now! Push him in the door!
Naomi: YAY! falls asleep on the floor
Emiko: Good night, I'm tired.