THANK YOU PRODIGAL THE SON FOR THE FIRST BLOOPER... GOOD IDEA:)

The songs following are:

All you need is love- The Beatles

Born This Way- Lady Gaga

Circle Of Life- Lion King

Moves Like Jagger- Maroon 5


Optimus hangs from the starsaber with grief on his faceplate. He lets out a loud grunts.

'What's wrong?' Megatron asks with a smirk.

Optimus hangs in mid-air pulling at the sword. 'I-It's stuck!'

Megatron begins to laugh hysterically.

Optimus growls with frustration and exhaustion. 'No! Seriously- it won't... Fragging...'

The director slaps a hand onto his forehead. 'Ugh! CUT!'


'Monumental ones... I now realize that I was never destined to be a leader, or even an equal partner, and, I am at peace with that! I have gained a clear understanding of my place in this universe, of who I am, of who I was always meant to be! Starscream! Second in command! Humble servant to Lord Megatron! Thank you, for listening- Soundwave' Starscream rants on about his life.

Soundwave shakes his head and chuckles. 'Cool Story Bro... Tell it again'.

'Soundwave! Now I have to say it again' Starscream growled.

Soundwave shrugged and nodded.

Knockout let out an awkward cough. 'Didn't he just ask you too?'


Knockout was waving gestures, 'Is nearly ready to launch! All we require is-'

'All you need is love! All you need is love, love... Love is all you need'

'Soundwave!' Megatron growled.

The purple mech went silent and stared at Megatron; his visor creating a creepy sense.

Megatron begins to cry and runs off stage. 'I can't take it! He scares the scrap outta me!'

Optimus pulls the warlord into a hug. 'It's ok Megatron... Shhh...'


'Hey Optimus' Jack looks over to the computer to see the leader isn't there.

'Where is Optimus?' the director calls.

'I'm beautiful in my way, cause god makes noo mistakes, I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way! Don't hide yourself in regret, just love yourself and you're set! I'm on the right track baby I was boornnn this waay!'

'Megatron! Bring Optimus back right now!' the director shouts.

The two mechs enter and look around in silence. Optimus coughs awkwardly and bears a childish grin, 'I was born this way'.


'What? She's taking credit for scrapping him now too? That was MY doing!' Starscream snarled.

'What?' Arcee raises an optic brow.

Starscream realizes what he has just said and gasps.

'You weren't there' Arcee states.

'O-Of course I wasn't... I don't know what I was thinking' Starscream chuckled nervously.

Arcee gets closer and points at him. 'Who are you talking about?'

'No one... Who are you talking about?' Starscream cocks his helm.

Arcee snickers, 'Ya mum!'

Knockout, Megatron and Bulkhead begin to laugh hysterically.

'Arcee! That isn't your line...' the director shouts.

Arcee rolls her optics. 'It isn't? Whoops...'


'So yeah... We were zooming down this road when that kid Jack hates came up next to us... We beat him in a race and he cried like a baby! So funny' Arcee bragged.

'Wish I'd have seen that! Bet it was hilarious' Bee beeped.

'It was so-' Arcee was interrupted by a loud, energon curdling scream.

'Bulkhead! What is going on?' Arcee called to Bulkhead's berth room.

'Scraplet! Scraplet!' Bulkhead screamed running from his room.

'Bulkhead, there's nothing there' Arcee shrugged.

'Cee I think he's being honest! Look!' Bumblebee beeped pointing to a silver thing on Bulkhead's arm.

'SCRAPLET! GET IT OFF' Bulkhead screeched.

Arcee blasted it with her gun and it fell to the floor.

Bulkhead cycled deeply for air and bumped into someone. He looked up to be greeted by Optimus.

'Bulkhead- What are you doing?' Optimus asked.

'Umm... I was... Singing' Bulkhead smiled awkwardly.

'Yeah right! More like screaming like a little girl' Bumblebee chirped.

'Wha- Thanks so much!' Bulkhead scowled.

'Nooooooo problem' Bumblebee replied.

The director sighs, 'Umm... Guys? We're filming'.


'And there is no where that I could possibly escape from your wrath, or worse yet... Your mindless followers will come looking for you... and take credit for your rescue, credit, that could rightfully be mine! Grrrr-' Starscream throws his hands to the sky to shout but is interrupted by a strange noise.

'Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba, Sithi uhm ingonyama, It's the circle of liiiiifeeee-'

The director stomps a foot, 'Soundwave!'


'Don't the bots seem... Under staff?' Knockout asked.

The sound of an engine caused Starscream and Knockout to turn. Optimus was approaching.

'Grrr... What good is a second in command who fails to watch the rear?' Starscream snarls as he grabs onto Knockout's face.

The seeker jumps up onto the machine and goes to kick off the drone controlling it when he slips. Starscream lands with a heavy thump; everyone gathers around and looks down.

Knockout kneels down and laughs loudly, 'Haha, told you to get slip proof heels'.

'Shut up!'


The elevator comes up with Arcee and two drones holding her.

Starscream turns with a smirk, 'they said it couldn't be done-'

'It couldn't! I'm an illusion' Arcee interrupts.

Jack laughs loudly off stage. 'TROLL!'


Shockwave holds his gun up. He lets out a blast that Arcee dodges before firing one of her own gun blasts. It races forwards and hits Shockwave in the optic.

'My Optic! My Optic! Gah! It hurts' Shockwave screams.

'Arcee... You weren't meant to actually hit him' Cliffjumper states.

Arcee runs to the Decepticons side, 'Scrap, I'm sorry... Now you have no optics!'


'I-I am delighted to hear we are on the same page...' Starscream raised an optic brow in confusion.

'We are as one commander'

'We share your memories'

One of the clones snicker, 'sadly'.

'What did you say?' Starscream glared.

'Heh... You know what I said... You are me' the clone smirked.

'Stop playing mind games!' Starscream ordered.

Knockout fell on the floor laughing.

Starscream turned and cocked his helm, 'what? What is so funny?'

'Starscream- Hahahahaha- Stop- talking to yourself! AHAHAHAHAHAHA' Knockout laughed loudly.

'Knockout! If you don't be quiet then I'll give you a make-over' Starscream stated holding up a sharp claw. The last thing the seeker saw was Knockout getting up and racing out of the room with a scream.


Knockout enters the room and Megatron and Soundwave stride over. 'Ahh... Knockout! Soundwave has-' Megatron is interrupted by a strange sound.

'I got them moves like jagger, I got them mooooooooooooooooves like jagger'

'Soundwave!' the director calls.

Megatron hummed a chuckle, 'I was going to say decoded the next relic but that works as well'.

Soundwave nodded, 'thank you, thank you very much'.


Thanks for reading! Please review and let me know what you think and how to improve!

P.s, Soundwave's last line was meant to be Elvis Presley;)