Songs in the following include:

Disturbia- Rihanna

Bad boys- Bob Marley

At Last- Etta James

Addicted- Enrique Iglesias

Macarena- Los Del Rio

We Are Never Getting Back Together- Taylor Swift

*Please Review, I need inspiration*

'No worries, Herr Commandant' Knockout waves dismissively.

'It it Lord to you!' Starscream growls.

Knockout looks to Megatron who is laying on the berth and then back to Starscream. 'Only if Megatron takes a nose dive!'

Suddenly, Megatron lets out a shout and jumps off the berth; face planting the floor.

Knockout and Starscream blink with bewilder. 'What in the Allspark?'

'Did you drop it you one eyed oaf?' Megatron snarled.

'N-No master! I wasn't gonna touch the thing after it put the zap on Bulkhead' Breakdown explained.

'Heeeey, you think...' Knockout looked to Megatron. The cylinder sat on the table; empty.

'I know! And I must find out what that vessel contain- Scrap!' Megatron swipes his hand around as a gesture but hits the cylinder that goes flying to the floor.

Breakdown smirks, 'sure... I'm the one that dropped it!'

'If it pleases you, Lord Megatron, once Soundwave discovers a means of decoding the remainder of the iacon database, as we know he will, I would suggest the deployment of an underutilized asset' Arachnid looks towards the leader as Soundwave turns around from the computer.

'And what asset would that be- Arachnid?' Megatron growls.

'I believe that my superior tracking skills would expedite to your quest to recover the remaining relics' Arachnid bows.

'Noted' Megatron states.

'You are a gracious audience My Lord' Arachnid gets up and begins to walk out. 'Soundwave...' she nods before disappearing out of the room.

Soundwave turns round to face Megatron.

'Your mind is in Disturbia, it's like the darkness in the light, Disturbia! Am I scaring you tonight? Disturbia, disturbiaaaaaaa' Soundwave played.

Megatron nods and looks around nervously. 'Agreed'.

'Soo...' Knockout leans against the computer looking to the ceiling. 'I don't believe we've met, Ship' Knockout smirked.

The ship had recently "come alive". 'I know plenty of you though, Knockout' the ship stated.

'Y-You do? How?' Knockout cocked his helm.

'There are cameras placed all around me! I'm a better spy than Soundwave' the ship remarked.

Knockout pulled a face as if he'd just been kicked in the groin. 'How DARE you talk about Soundwave like that!'

'And what do you intend to do about it?' the Ship asked.

'A-At- At least Soundwave can sing!' Knockout snapped.

'You sure?' the ship teased.

Soundwave walked onto the stage and looked to the ceiling. He place different voice recordings. 'Yes... I am sure... you piece of... scrap... stop talking... complete and utter... Ship!' before stomping off.

Knockout laughed loudly with a smirk. 'You just got told...'

'Master, I didn't mean to overstep!' Megatron cowers slightly.

'SILENCE WORM! If you were loyal to me you would have erased that Prime long ago! I will deal with him myself' Unicron snarls before his avatar fades away.

'Did he just pull a Horrid Henry on me?' Megatron asks himself.
Unicron's laughter echoes through the set.

'Cut!' The director shouts.

*THANKS FOR THE IDEA PRODIGAL THE SON, your contributions are helpful*

Knockout walks down the hall towards the Med-Bay. He was commed by Starscream to get there as soon as possible. He reached the door and opened it. A loud clank was heard and Knockout looked up. A large tub of pink paint fell down onto him. 'GAH! MY PAINTJOB!' Knockout cried.

'Hahahahahahaha!' a laugh could be heard. Knockout turned to see Starscream laughing his helm off.

'You did this! You ruined my finish!' Knockout snarled.

'Hmhm... Pay back for making fun of my pedes' Starscream stated.

'Guys! We're filming!' the director stated.

'What! NO! STOP!' Knockout shouted.

The red mech ran out of the Med-Bay and towards his room screaming 'Don't look at me!'

*THANKS FOR THE IDEA KOKUA AVIATRIX*

'Such a shame! But I applaud you Megatron! You certainly made a grand exit!' Starscream smirked. The seeker turned to Starscream and raised an optic brow.

'Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when they come for you-'

'Soundwave! That isn't your line!' the director shouted.

'Heh, Soundwave, watch this...' Starscream nudged the purple mech. Soundwave looked up to see Knockout admiring himself in a mirror. 'Hey! Knockout!' Starscream shouted.

'What?' Knockout replied.

'TRAIN!' Starscream screamed.

'WHERE?' Knockout cried as he hid behind the mirror.

Soundwave and Starscream laugh uncontrollably.

'Very funny' Knockout glares.

Starscream nodded, 'it was wasn't it'.

*THANKS FOR THE IDEA SKELLINGTON GIRL*

'Awaken warrior, rise and serve, your new, master!' Starscream waved frantically.

Skyquake's pod opens and the green mech walks out; slamming his fits as he does so.

'Skyquake serves only one master' he states.

'Excellent, your loyalty and devotion will set a fine example for the troops! No need to be timid, Skyquake, you may bow' Starscream smirked.

'You fail to grasp my meaning-'

'Ahh! Skyquake! There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you!' Dreadwing shouts strolling on and taking away his brother.

'Dreadwing! CUT!' the director shouts.

Dreadwing turns and stomps his pede. 'I haven't seen him in ages!'

Starscream spots Megatron who is half alive and half offline. 'Megatron!' Starscream gasps.

He climbs onto the larger mech. 'GET OFF ME!' Megatron screams before throwing the seeker off.

'Megatron! That's not what you're meant to do!' the director states.

Megatron points to Starscream, 'I know... But I find him creepy'.

Starscream jumps through the bridge and lands on the Nemesis. He looks around to find his arm isn't there. 'My arm!' he cries. The seeker looks up to see a drone staring at him from the computer.

'Not a word about this! To anyone!' Starscream snaps.

The drone screams like a little girl and runs off stage.

'What was that about?' Starscream asked.

Dreadwing sighed, 'he needs time'.

'If that thing can't touch the bots...' Jack muttered.

'Like we can't...' Miko raised her brows.

'Then we're trapped in the Shadowzone... with a Decepticon zombie?' Raf cried.

'If we aren't ghosts now... We will be soon!' Miko stated.

The three turn and run when Skyquake zombie begins to chase them.

'Raawwrrr, rooorrrrr, grooror' Skyquake groans in another language.

Suddenly, the green mech trips and falls to the floor, 'Stupid pebble!'

The insecticon drags Bumblebee over to Arcee and throws him on top like a 'botpile.

He turns around to be greeted by Knockout and lets out a scream.

'What?' Knockout asked.

'You scared the scrap out of me' the insecticon states.

Laughing could be heard backstage, 'HAHAHAHA'

The insecticon turns angrily, 'Shut up Starscream!'

'You scratch MY face, I scratch yours!' Knockout threatens and pushes away the train.

Bumblebee catches it and Arcee and Bee take out their guns.

'Grrrrrr!' Knockout snarls as he transformers and races off; his wheel coming off in the process.

Starscream walks on and picks up the wheel.

'Starscream! What are you doing?' the director shouts.

'Knockout said he wants his wheel back... So I am returning it' Starscream snaps before stomping off.

'When Skyquake snuffs Prime's spark, I, must bear witness' Starscream orders before jumping off the cliff to transform. He tries to change but nothing happens and crashes to the ground.

'WHO TOOK MY T-COG?' Starscream shouts angrily.

Knockout lets out a small chuckle, 'paay baack'.

Dreadwing puts his sword onto his back and runs towards Prime. Optimus does the same.

Dreadwing jumps into Prime and they go off the cliff in a hugging position.

Miko looks at Jack offstage and chuckles, 'that was quite some Bear hug'.

'Then lock on transmission coordinates and activate the space bridge' Starscream ordered.

A drone began to type into a computer. In space, the space bridge opened and Megatron, came through.

He transformed to robot mode and grinned darkly. 'Decepticons, I have returned!'

'Aaaat laaaaaaaaast, my loooveee has come along, my lonely days are overrr-'

'Thank you for that, greeting, Soundwave'.

*THANKS FOR THE IDEA SAKIKO OF SOLEANA*

'Pit bound scavengers' a drone says.

'Scrap eaters' another insults.

Hardshell and the two insecticons turn around. 'What did you say!?' Harshell snarls.

'COME AT ME CON' the drone threatens.

'Steve... That's not your line' the director calls.

Steve crosses his arms in a huff. 'It could be...'

Knockout stomps into the room. 'Just look what they've done!' he rants.

'Spare me the dramatics Knockout... It's merely a scratch' Megatron states.

Knockout growls, 'This isn't about ME lord Megatron-'

'Yes it is!' Starscream calls offstage.

The director looks at Starscream and the seeker looks down, 'CUT!'

'The Autobot did this?' Megatron shouts as he looks at Hardshell's corpse.

'No my Lord... It was a human, girl' an insecticon explains.

Megatron raises his optic brows in horror.

'IN YOUR FACE MEGATRON!' Miko shouts offstage.

'Cut!'

'Take twenty five' the director shouts. 'Aaaaanndddd-'

The director was interrupted by a loud noise.

'A la tuhuelpa legria Macarena, que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena, a la tuhuelpa legria Macarena, Eeeehhh Macarena!'

'Arachnid! Knockout! Starscream! Stop it!' the director demanded. Everyone stopped but the music was still going. The director turned his head to Soundwave who had his hands on his hips and was about to turn.

'SOUNDWAVE!'

*THANKS FOR THE IDEA KISA DARKHORSE*

'Move it!' Bulkhead demanded.

'No need to use force!' Starscream growled as he was pushed to the floor onto his knees.

'I'll tell you anything you want to know!' Starscream states.

'Heh is that right? And what do you want in return?' Bulkhead questioned.

Optimus steps forward and Starscream looks up at him.

'I want to be... A fairy' Knockout begins to laugh his helm off.

'Cut! Starscream?' the director questioned with concern.

Starscream stood up and rolled his optics at the fallen red mech. 'Knockout dared me!'

'My apologies Master! I believe Soundwave was in charge of coordinating transport' Starscream explaines.

Megatron growls angrily.

'But in fairness, during your interstellar travels, we all had to assume additional responsibilities, clearly mistakes were made' Starscream began to back away.

'Yes, clearly' Megatron scowled. The warlord punches the wall and his servo goes through. It comes back out with a handful of energon. 'Every last trace of energon extracted?' he spat.

'Lord Megatron! I can explain' Starscream stated.

'Explain what? That you've been hoarding a supply of energon for your personal use' Megatron declared.

Starscream gasped, 'No! Not exactly... You see I-'

Megatron stomps on the energon enraged.

'Maybe I'm addicted, I'm out of control, but you're the drug that keeps me from dying' came a song from backstage. Everyone looks around.

Starscream stomps a pede, 'I am not addicted to energon Soundwave!'

'Maybe you should take a break My Lord, I worry that too much... Contact with the Dark Energon might allow its properties to... Adversely affect you' Starscream rants.

'Or perhaps Starscream, I have not permitted myself... contact enough!' Megatron shouts as he grabs onto the Dark Energon in the tank.

'Wait! Lord Megatron! No! I thought you were trying to stop your addiction!' Starscream shouts.

'Starscream?' the director raises an eyebrow.

Starscream turned with fear on his faceplate, 'What? I'm serious! You don't know WHAT goes on behind the scenes! He needs help!'

'Optimus, Knockout has a hostage!' Arcee states.

'Understood' Optimus transforms and begins to walk towards a crashed Knockout.

He picks up the car and rips off the door; then takes out Vince who is inside.

Knockout transforms and jumps to the floor. His door is sat on the floor.

'Do you know how hard that is to replace?' Knockout questions enraged.

Suddenly, Starscream runs on and takes the door. 'Hahahaha! I've got your door, I've got your door!' Starscream teases before transforming and taking off.

'Starscream! Now we have to do another take!' the director calls.

Knockout stomps a pede and looks to Optimus. 'See what you did? Now I'm never going to get it back!'

'Even across the Galaxy I sensed when he emerged from stasis on this planet and when his spark, was no more' Dreadwing explained.

Megatron looked to Soundwave who was playing footage of Skyquake's fight with the Autobots.

'But this time, I'm telling you I'm telling you! We, are never ever ever, getting back together, weeeee are never ever everrr getting back together!'

The director rolled his eyes, 'Soundwave!'

Thanks for reading Fictioners, Hope you liked it! Please review to let me know what you think and if you want more... My mood hasn't been the best so my ideas are a bit soggy... I would like to thank all the people who gave me a few of these ideas, your contributions have made me smile! Thanks:)