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"Talking"

'Thinking'

'Inner/Demon'

"Black Zetsu Talking"

(Author's Note)

Chapter 6: Roommates

Everyone was obviously amazed on the big house they were standing at. There were nothing in the lobby except the classic vases and paintings although it had lots of doors, two elevators, and a double golden staircase foyer that could usually be seen in royal palaces.

Kakuzu's odd eyes sparkled in awe and he seemed very happy staring at the paintings and vases.

"I bet he's thinking about fucking money again." Hidan said while looking blankly at his partner.

"Yeah," Kisame agreed, staring at the money obsess Akatsuki.

Sai rubbed his chin as he stared seriously at the expensive paintings that were hanging on the wall.

"What do you think of these paintings?" Pein asked.

"Ugly," Sai answered nonchalantly, crossing his arms.

"Why did you say so?" The orange haired Akatsuki asked, staring at one of the paintings and thinking that it was perfect as Mona Lisa.

"My paintings are better than these; they are as ugly as your face." Sai said blankly and then walked away nonchalantly.

"Why you-!"

"Okay, everyone, listen." Sarutobi called. "This place will be your rest house." The third Hokage announced.

"House? Are you kidding? This is a palace!" Naruto exclaimed out of nowhere.

"Yes, so this is your restpalacehouse and of course the owner of this house uh... palace left a message for all of you. Ehem, I'll read it so be quiet." Everyone then stopped their business and sat down on the floor. Sarutobi cleared his throat before reading the message.

Dear All of You,

Greetings.

My name is not important.

I am the owner of Nin-Island and everything on it. Feel free to use anything and everything on the rest house and treat it like it is your own.

I know that all of you are ninjas. So, that means all of you can do anything like summon, make many clones, any techniques like explosion technique, super strength, and so on.

With that jutsus, abilities or techniques, all of you can easily destroy the rest house and possibly the whole island. So as possible as all of you can, I beg you to stop fighting and take care of my rest house. That is my only request.

And for the rest house, at the first floor, there are two story library with spiral stair, large Island kitchen with butler pantry, large breakfast nook, enough for forty people, the same as the dining room. Two powder rooms near at the mudroom (one for ladies and one for gentlemen), large laundry room, two elevators until the third floor (attic), lounge room, the sliding french door is open to the patio, and of course a very huge training room with large closet.

At the second floor, there are five large bedrooms including the master bedroom. Each bedroom has balcony, baths ensuite and closet. Home theater with lots of DVD's, large game room and wet bar with room of wine cellar.

At the third floor or attic, there are also 5 bedrooms, like the others each has balcony, baths ensuite and closet. Two another closets different from the bedrooms, both are as large as the bedrooms; it contains all of your needs- accessories, swimsuits, dresses and so on. And of course the praying room.

At the rear of the rest house, as I said a while ago, french door is headed to the patio, a very huge garden that contains many different flowers and plants, of course at the middle of the lake is the gazebo which is connected by the bridge. There is a small wishing well too, and a small fountain.

At the right side of the rest house, the mudroom is open to the pool deck. Walk through left of the porch, there's a two french doors open to the large shower rooms (one for ladies and one for gentlemen).

And at the front of the rest house, when all of you walked out at the main door is the huge porch that contains tea tables and chairs. A huge fountain, coconut trees at the side, some landscapes and of course the wonderful beach.

That's all, I hope all of you will enjoy.

Take care and take care of my rest house.

P.S. There are no maids, guards, chefs or any staffs there. So all of you cook, wash dishes and wash clothes on your own. That's all, bye.

From,

Not Important

After reading, the third hokage breathe hardly, almost can't breathe. Tenten gave him a bottle of water and rubbed his back.

-o-o-o-o-o-

"Erm... that was long." Temari said.

"Aw, there's no staff, I don't know how to cook." Kiba cried.

"Don't worry us girls knows how." Ino assured, smiling brightly at the brunette shinobi. Said shinobi blushed.

All of them then heard a loud snore; it was Naruto who was sleeping now at the floor.

"Troublesome, how come he fell asleep and I didn't?" Shikamaru said, looking blankly at the snoring blond shinobi.

Hinata leaned down to Naruto to wake him up but the loud shinobi grabbed her and hugged her tightly to her surprise.

"Hinata-chan, I lawf you pwease kiss me..." Naruto said, dreaming and then kissed his girlfriend on her lips in front of everyone with his eyes still closed.

Hinata's eyes widened and her face turned vermilion. The other girls, including Sakura, blushed too at the sight. Shikamaru, Lee, Chouji, Kisame, Deidara, Kankuro and Kiba's jaws dropped. Neji was trying to keep his temper from what Naruto has done to his cousin. And the others just raised their one eyebrow, for the case of Gaara, his invisible eyebrow.

Naruto opened his eyes slowly and saw his girlfriend on his top, kissing him with her eyes as wide as plates. His eyes widened too and his face turned as red as an apple. He then quickly broke the kiss and sat.

He laughed sheepishly and then rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment. "Gomen, Hinata-chan."

"I-its o-okay N-naruto-kun" Hinata stuttered, still blushing and playing her hands shyly.

"Naruto you're the man, yeah!" Deidara exclaimed. The others gave him a dull look.

It was almost twelve o'clock and most of them yawned sleepily including of course Shikamaru.

"I guess it's time to sleep." Shikamaru said.

"Yeah, I'm half asleep." Temari agreed quite sleepily.

"Tobi is drowsy." Tobi said, hugging his lovely pillow.

Pillow? Where did that came from?

Oh, it's just Sakura, it's not a pillow.

"Tobi-san, uhm, please let go of me." The pink haired kunoichi said, slightly blushing.

Itachi, Sasuke and Neji activated their sharingan and byakugan while the others glared at the masked missing-nin. Huge sand then grabbed the rose haired medic and took her away from Tobi.

"Aw, that's mean. Tobi wants to hug Sakura-chan." Tobi cried and about to run to the pinkette to hug her once again but Deidara punched his head. He then paused and sulked in the corner.

"Me three, I'm sleepy." Kabuto said while holding Shizune's hand.

"But the owner said there are only five bedrooms on the second floor and five on the third floor so that means there are only ten bedrooms for us and how many are we?" Tsunade asked.

"All of you are 36 and don't worry, I have a way for that." The third hokage grinned. "This!" A popsicle stick then popped out on Sarutobi's hand.

"A stick?" Jiraiya and Naruto asked at the same time.

"This is not just a stick, it's a popsicle stick." Sarutobi said enthusiastically. All of them looked at him blankly. "Okay, ehem, when you removed the paper here on these sticks, you will see a number. Each four or three sticks have the same number. Each door of the room has number too. For example, Itachi picked the stick that has the same number with what Sasuke picked and that number is one, that would be mean that they're roommates in room one. Get it?" Sarutobi explained.

"Erm, huh?" Tobi and Naruto did not get it.

"I will never sleep with Itachi!" Sasuke yelled.

"Well, um... I really want to sleep with my husband; we have to make a baby." Kurenai said and the others blushed slightly from what she had just said.

"That's unfair; I want to sleep with my Sasuke-kun!" Karin cried, hugging Sasuke's arm. Sakura and Ino glared at them.

"I don't think it's unfair." Ino said.

"Yeah," Sakura agreed.

"Okay, you may now pick your stick." Sarutobi said. Then, all of them took one stick each. Each stick contained numbers from one to ten. "Raise your hand if I said the number that is written on your stick." The third hokage said.

'I wish my roommates are all girls.' Sakura thought to herself.

'No way, it's more fun if our roommates are all hot and cool guys.' Inner Sakura said with hearts in her eyes.

'Pervert,' Sakura muttered to her inner.

'I wish I will be with Hinata-chan.' Naruto prayed, eyeing his girlfriend hopefully.

'Nothing will happen even if you're with her because your roommates will be probably two or three.' The Kyuubi said.

'You're right, but I want to hug Hinata-chan while we're sleeping.' The blond replied to his inner demon.

'I wish I will be with Naruto-kun.' Hinata prayed in her mind with a slight blush on her cheeks while secretly looking on her lover.

'I know I will be with Sasuke-kun and that Sakura and Ino bitch will be jealous to death.' Karin then laughed like an evil queen inside her mind.

'Should I open my byakugan? No, I won't cheat, ninja's don't cheat. Whatever number I'd pick, it's my destiny.' Neji thought to himself while taking a piece of stick on the third hokage's hand.

'Hey, use Daisan No Me to see what Sakura picked.' Shukaku said to the red head. (Daisan No Me, is the floating/third eye of Gaara.)

'It's better if it is a surprise.' Gaara replied nonchalantly.

'I wish I will be with Pein-kun.' Konan prayed in her mind.

'It's okay to sleep with everyone except to the pervert king Jiraiya and to pedophile king Orochimaru.' The fifth hokage said to her self, hoping that she wouldn't be with those two sannins.

"Okay, first is number 1."

Jiraiya and Orochimaru raised their hand at the same time and then both glared at each other.

"What the- we're roommates? I can't believe it!" Jiraiya exclaimed in shock.

"Okay, who is the other one, or two?" Sarutobi asked.

Tsunade stared at the stick she was holding with a horror look on her face. "I can't believe it." She whispered in despair. "I'm doomed. I'm so unlucky. I know I'm unlucky, but Kami don't have to do this much! My only wish this time is not to be roommate with the pervert king and pedophile king!" She cried. "But now, I can't believe it. I wish this is just a dream." Tsunade wished as if it was the end of the world.

All of them then looked at the blond hokage's stick.

"Oh I see, the three legendary sannins are roommates." Kakashi said amusedly.

"I'm so happy, Kami heard my prayers. My students' bond will come back once again." Sarutobi cried in happiness.

"Next is number two."

"Tobi is number two!" Tobi raised his hand as bubbly as always while waving it like a child.

"Sheesh, I can't believe I'm with idiot." Kisame mumbled while rubbing his temples.

"Oh great! Jashin-sama, do you hate me? I fucking don't want to be with this annoying brat!" Hidan cried.

"Oh no, I'm doomed. I'm stuck with the Akatsuki." Kankuro said in horror.

"So Tobi, Kankuro, Hidan and Kisame are roommates in room 2." Sarutobi announced.

"Number three."

"I'm number three!" Kiba and Naruto shouted at the same time.

"What, we're roommates?" Kiba asked in disbelief.

"Hinata-chan, are you number three?" Naruto asked.

Hinata shooked her head sadly. Naruto's blue orbs suddenly saddened.

"Um... It's okay Naruto-kun, we can still have our time together." Hinata smiled.

The blond shinobi then grinned. "You're right, I love you Hinata-chan!" Naruto said.

"Ino are you with us?" Kiba asked.

"Sorry, no." Ino replied.

Kiba sighed quite sadly and then gave the blond kunoichi a soft smile. "I was hoping you're my roommate but oh well, seeing your lovely face everyday is enough to make my day."

The long haired medic then blushed.

"Troublesome," The lazy ninja muttered and then rubbed his head sluggishly. "I'm also number three." Shikamaru said and then sighed.

"Yey! I'm with Shikamaru." Chouji cheered with a large grin on his face.

"Wow, this brings back memories." Kiba said.

"Huh?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah I remember that, the four of us were always getting in trouble and always getting punished by Iruka-sensei. Troublesome." Shikamaru yawned.

"Number four."

"Yosh! I'm number four. I wish I'm with youthfuls." Lee said as lively as always.

"Aw, I can't believe I'm with him." Ino said sadly.

"It's okay Ino, I'm number four too." Hinata said as she tapped the shoulder of her friend.

"Wow then that's great." Ino chirped happily with a huge smile and then hugged the shy girl.

"I'm number four." Kabuto said, raising his hand like a good student.

"Aw, you're not youthful" Lee cried.

"Shizu-chan, I'm sorry we're not roommates." Kabuto said downheartedly.

"It's alright Kabu-kun." Shizune replied with a warm smile and then kissed his cheek. Her lover blushed slightly.

"Number five."

Sasuke raised his hand nonchalantly.

"Awwww... I can't believe we're roommates Sasuke-kun!" Karin exclaimed excitedly as she hugged the dark haired shinobi's arms and then eyed Sakura and Ino to make the two jealous.

"I feel very youthful having a youthful roommate, but erm... Karin-san, aren't you old?" Gai asked.

"What did you say?" The red haired kunoichi growled.

Sakura and Ino chuckled.

'I can't believe I'm going to sleep with weirdoes.' Sasuke said to himself and then sighed bitterly.

"Number six."

Temari, Tenten and Shizune raised their hands at the same time.

"Yosh, we're all girls!" Temari exclaimed happily.

"This is awesome." Tenten grinned.

"It's fine with me." Shizune said quite excitedly.

"Hug,"

The three then hugged each other.

Girls.

"Number seven."

Pein and Konan raised their hand at the same time.

'Oh wow, I'm so happy I'm with Pein-kun.' Konan thought to herself, looking down to hide her blush.

"Well, I'm glad I'm with my partner." Pein said.

Kakashi then raised his hand nonchalantly; the orange erotic book was still under his masked nose and obviously didn't mind whoever his roommates were.

'I can't believe I'm with the bunch of oldies, this is sucks.' Sakura thought to herself bitterly as she raised her hand.

"Hello, my name is Konan and he is my partner, the leader of Akatsuki, Pein. It's a relief knowing that I will not be the only girl to sleep in room 7. You are Haruno-san right?" Konan asked very politely.

The silver haired shinobi then paused as he heard his former student's name.

"Ah yes, I'm Sakura Haruno." The pink haired kunoichi replied, smiling sweetly to the blue haired lady.

'She seems nice.' Sakura said to herself while shaking hands with the sapphire headed kunoichi.

'Yeah and ask her beauty secret.'

Sakura wasn't able to reply to her inner self as a pair of strong arms wrapped around her tiny waist. She looked at the man swiftly in surprise and found out that it was her ex-sensei.

"Hmm, Sakura, did I heard it right?" The silver haired man asked, whispering every word near to her ear with his low and very manly tone. "Is it true that you're my roommate for one month?"

"H-hai Kakashi-sensei." Sakura replied, her face getting redder each time she'd feel his lips under his mask on her small ear.

"Well then I'll assure that you'll be sleeping very comfortable beside me." He whispered.

With a blush on her face, Sakura removed the arms on her waist and turned around to face her sensei with a forced smile. "I don't think I'd sleep beside you Kakashi-sensei."

"Number eight."

Kurenai and Asuma raised their hands at the same time.

"Aw! I can't believe we're roommates." Kurenai squealed and then hugged her husband.

"Yeah, I'm so happy; we can now make our baby." Asuma replied, hugging back his lover. Some of the girls blushed slightly.

"Oh great, now I'm in the middle of lovebirds." Kakuzu said sarcastically.

"Yeah," Zetsu said. "This is sucks." The black him added.

"So you're my roommate too?" Kakuzu asked.

"Yes," Zetsu answered bitterly.

Kakuzu sighed in relief. "At least I won't be the only one stuck in the lover's nest." said him.

"Number nine."

Deidara, Sasori and Sai raised their hand at the same time.

"Oh yeah! My arts will make our room awesome!" Deidara exclaimed excitedly.

"No, my art that lasts forever will make our room awesome." Sasori said calmly.

"Both of your arts are ugly, my paintings are better." Sai said blankly.

"You call your paintings, art? It doesn't explode, yeah."

"Your art don't lasts forever."

"And of course the last number and room is number ten."

No one raised hands.

"Hhhmm, the remaining four are Itachi, Gaara, Neji and Shino. Then that means the four of you will be roommates." Sarutobi said.

The four remained silent, certainly not liking each other.

"I'm sure room 10 will be extremely quiet, believe it!" Naruto exclaimed.

"Room one is the master bedroom and room two to five are on the second floor. The remaining five is on the third floor. Okay, that's all, good night everyone. Have a fun vacation. Bye." Sarutobi then disappeared with a poof of white smokes and when they ran outside, the ship was gone already.

A/N: Chapter done hehe. It's 5 am here and I'm suffering from insomnia so forgive me about my mistakes. Review please.