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Sometimes, you just need to call people out on their bullshit.

Because She's…You Know What? F*** NO!

(Spoilers for chapter 519)

Erza watched as her mother collapsed to the ground bleeding and dead. It turns out despite her extreme cruelty, countless murders, and attempt to possess Wendy's body, Irene Belserion wasn't so bad. She was just a victim of her circumstances. After all, no monster would love her daughter so—

"You know what? Fuck no!"

Erza blinked as a strange man walked in front of her and Wendy, "Who are you?"

"I'm the Struggling Warrior," The Warrior announced, "And I'm going to shatter the fourth wall for a while."

"Fourth wall?" Wendy questioned.

"Here. You're healed just because I'd feel like an ass doing my rant in front of two injured women," The Struggling Warrior announced.

Erza and Wendy blinked as all of their injuries disappeared. They looked on in wonder at their bodies were put back to normal. The younger woman looked to the Warrior in awe, "Are you God?"

"No, I'm a nerdy fanfiction writer. One that doesn't like writing in first person. Not my style. So technically, I'll be referring to myself in third person for a while. At least in the parts that aren't dialogue," The Struggling Warrior explained.

"Can you heal my mother?" Erza questioned.

"I could, but I won't. Not like it will matter. Hiro will probably bring her back to life in two chapters anyway. He really has an issue with just making a female villain just plain evil. They all have to have some redeeming quality."

"So you're okay doing a rant in front of a dead woman but not two injured ones?" Wendy questioned.

The Struggling Warrior pointed to Wendy, "Don't point out my hypocrisy. I could erase you."

"O-Okay. But I have another question. Who is Hiro?"

"Oh, I'm going to get to that," The Struggling Warrior turned to the camera, "Alright now it's fun time. Hiro…seriously…what are you doing? This entire arc is a mess. It's worse than Bleach's final arc, and I despise Bleach's final arc."

"Bleach?" Erza was very confused.

"Forget it," The Struggling Warrior rubbed his temples, "Let's get to the issues. First off, the Spriggan 12. They were supposed to be amazing and near unbeatable. Yet they kill NO ONE, and they get beat with less difficulty than Tartarus seemed to be beaten. No, I'm not counting God Serena. Acnologia killing him was one of the few good things in this arc. Everyone else, though? Just pathetic at times."

"What do you mean they didn't kill anyone?!" Erza yelled in outrage, "What about Master?!"

"Well, I don't buy that he's dead," The Struggling Warrior shrugged, "He'll probably be resurrected by the end of the arc. It's almost like Hiro ruined the dramatic death scene by faking it about two dozen damn times!"

"S-So he's gonna be okay?"

"Probably, I really don't care. And that's the big issue. I really don't care about anything going on right now. All the enemies? Nope. The romance between characters that I actually ship? Nope. Gildarts returning miraculously without any real explanation of how he traversed a drastically different Fiore? Nope. Natsu vs Gray? Nope, because you somehow messed that up! How? It was so easy! Just follow one of the Naruto vs Sasuke fights! I have plenty of issues with Naruto, but the fight scenes aren't one of them! And do not even get me started on the unnecessary fan service going around. I like boobs as much as the next guy, but right now...It's war time, not porn time!"

Wendy and Erza shared a look.

"And now this…This fight…Erza ex Machina part 23 or something. With only one arm still working, she destroyed a meteor that was implied to be powerful enough to kill EVERYONE, and still managed to injure a dragon more than anyone else besides Acnologia," The Struggling Warrior shook its head, "This shit can't fly anymore. Because she's Erza just doesn't work anymore. I'm actually tired of making fun of it. It's sad and bad. You are driving your audience away. I know very few people that follow Fairy Tail every week now."

"You know, this isn't your normal quality of comedy," Wendy stated.

"And Fairy Tail isn't at its normal quality overall," The Struggling Warrior sighed, "Just…do better, Hiro. As for me. I'm done. Like with Bleach, I'll play catch up once the ending is announced. Or when things get good again. Whatever comes first, but I'm betting on the former because this arc is terrible, and the next arc, which will probably be a fight against the gods, will suck balls too."

"We're going to fight gods?!" Erza's eyes widened in fear.

The Struggling Warrior patted her on the head, "Don't worry. You'll probably beat a god on your own with your entire body erased except your eyes. Victory through glaring. Because you're Erza."

Yeah. I think that Fairy Tail has gotten pathetically bad. That's why I haven't updated this in a while. Hiro is just sucking the fun out of it. The only two things that I liked so far in this arc besides the original build up are Acnologia's owning of God Serena and Larcade's sex shaming magic. Seeing who was and who wasn't effected was hilarious to me for some sick reason.

Some critics of this chapter might be like, "Oh? Can you do better?" Personally, I think so. Go read my other stories that are more serious and see for yourself. "Well, that's fanfiction. Can you do anything original well?" Well actually, I believe I can, fictitious voice of the readers that I imagined so that I can plug in an ad for my book.

I am putting all of my fanfiction exploits on hiatus to work on my original novel. Caged Demons: Entrapment It will be out by the end of 2017. I'm determined to make it so. Adding that and my boycott of Fairy Tail together, and I probably won't be updating this for a long time…again. But you never know. I might be struck by inspiration and pump out some comedy for fun.

Thank you all for reading and please remember to...

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