Agh! Finally! It's here! So sorry for the delay fictioners... Hope you like it!
Songs follow as:
Mercy- Duffy
I Can See Clearly Now- Jimmy Cliff
Sorry For Party Rocking- LMFAO
Hey Mickey- Toni Basil(with some alterations...)
They see me rollin- Chamillionaire(with some alterations...)
Right Round- Flo Rida
Sexy and I know it- LMFAO
Drunk- Ed Sheeran
Enjoy...
Megatron and Optimus sat side by side. They were planning on what to put out for snacks. 'Okay everyone! Can we have your attention?' Megatron shouted. Soundwave, Starscream and Knockout were gone leaving the others, the director and some camera men. No one looked to the two mechs. 'That wasn't an ask, I'm serious! If you don't look I'll kill you all' Megatron growled. Everyone turned to look quickly. 'There we go...' Megatron smirked.
'Okay, we are planning on what snacks to put out during breaks... Any ideas?' Optimus asked.
'Energon lollies' Bumblebee whirred.
'Okay...' Optimus muttered as he wrote something down on paper.
'Yes, Steve' Megatron pointed to the Eradicon with his arm in the air.
'Gummy bears!' Steve shouted.
'Woah! NO! Steve, we know how you get around gummy bears' Dreadwing shook his head.
'No gummy bears' Optimus denied.
Steve sighed and walked over to the corner where he pulled out a bag of something, it was gummy bears.
'Steve, what are you doing!' Bulkhead cried.
Steve turned to show everyone the gummy sweets.
'Gummy b- NOOOOO!' Megatron shouted.
Steve let out an excited shout as he ran out of the room with his servos in the air. 'Wooooo!'
*HOPE YOU LIKE IT AURRAWINGS*
Soundwave walked down the hallway of the filming studio. He was nervous as he had to walk past the Predacon exhibit. Tiptoeing silently he passed the door when suddenly a figure appeared in front of him. Soundwave looked up to see the Predaking looming over him. GULP! Soundwave was swallowed by the dragon bot.
He sat in darkness for a while when he could hear voices.
'You ate him? Oh my PRIMUS! SPIT HIM OUT NOW!' Came Starscream's strangled voice.
'Hah! I don't believe it!' Knockout chuckled.
Suddenly, light came into view; he'd been spat out.
The Predaking looked down grumpily before turning and stomping off.
Soundwave stood up and wiped off the fluids from the Dragon.
'Soundwave! We want you back! The director over-reacted! Please come back!' Starscream begged.
Soundwave looked down to Starscream who was on his knees. 'I don't know what you do, but you do it well, I'm under your spell, you got me beggin you for mercy...'
'Soundwave!' Starscream snarled.
Soundwave nodded and followed Starscream and Knockout back to the filming room.
*THANKS KISA DARKHORSE : ) *
Optimus grinds his leg tyres on Megatron's face before he's thrown off.
'I can't see! I can't see!' Megatron screams.
'Megatron!' the director shouts.
'No really, I can't!' Megatron squeals rubbing his servos on his face.
'I can see clearly now, the rain has gone! I can see all obstacles in my way!' a voice sung.
'Who's there?' Megatron sat up and looked around nervously.
The director's face fell into shock. 'He's back!'
Soundwave appears at the door with Starscream and Knockout by his side. As Arnold Schwarzenegger he bows and then says 'I'M BACK!'
Soundwave strides up to the director. 'Sorry for party rocking!'
The director sighs, 'it's good to have you back'.
*THANKS PRODIGAL THE SON, ANOTHER GOOD IDEA*
Smokescreen kneels next to Optimus. Prime begins wheezing heavily before going into a laughing fit.
'Optimus, what are you doing?' the director shouted.
'Haha-s-sorry-hahahaha-there's-hahaha-a squirrel-hahahahahaha-inside me-hahaaa' Optimus laughed insanely.
'A squirrel? What in the Allspark!' Ratchet raised an optic brow.
Megatron stood in the corner with Starscream snorting as they tried to stifle their laughter.
The director put a hand to his head and sighed, 'Megatron! Remove it now!'
Megatron rolled his optics before making his way over to Optimus.
'Knockout! I'll need some of your tools' Megatron stated.
Knockout walked onto the set and pulled out a tool. After some fiddling, he held the mad squirrel in his servo. 'Maaan, what a nutter'.
Starscream began to laugh.
The director growled, 'Knockout!'
*HOPE THIS IS OKAY STARSCREAM RULEZ, and I love your name;)*
'So... Where are they?' Jack asked looking up at Arcee.
Arcee digs her servo into the dirt and lets it float with the wind. 'Scattered to the winds... So let's focus on getting back to-'
'Cut! Cut!' the director interrupts.
'Ugh! What is it?' Jack asks.
'Arcee?' the director cocks his head.
'Yes?' Arcee nods.
'Where are your wings?!' the director questions.
Arcee looks at her back. 'Scrap! Scrap! I'll be right back' she rushes out of the room.
The director sighs, 'take five everybody'.
*IS THIS OK TANISA BUMBLEBRASIL, I never spotted this until now*
'Autobots, I would suggest you put a halt to your task, and hand over those keys' Megatron requested.
'And why would we do that?' Smokescreen replies.
A bridge opens behind Megatron and Knockout, Starscream and Soundwave enter the site.
'So that I may hand over the humans' Megatron smirks.
'And if we refuse...' Optimus queries.
'Refuse this!' Dreadwing shouts as he jumps into Optimus; the two tumble to the floor.
'Dreadwing- what are you- you're supposed to be dead!' the director wails.
Dreadwing stands and dusts himself off. He begins to sob. 'I-I'm sorry it's just- sometimes I get a little-bwaaaaaa' he cries. Skyquake approaches and takes the mech offstage.
'It's ok Dreadwing, there there' Skyquake hugs.
The director blinks frustratedly. 'Really? Another season of this?'
'I don't wanna hurt you Ratch' Bulkhead shook his helm.
Ratchet slaps Bulkhead around the helm. 'I said come at me!'
Bulkhead growled before drawing his hammer. He went for Ratchet but the doctor was too quick and picked Bulkhead up before launching him at the wall. SMASH! Bulkhead crashed into the wall but not through it.
'Oh scrap! Wrong wall... Sorry Bulk...'
*THANKS RANDOM FOX GRRL, HOPE IT'S OK*
'Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd-' the director was interrupted by some music.
'Oh Starscream you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind hey Starscream! Hey Starscream' Soundwave sung as he strolled across the stage.
Starscream looked up and smirked to Knockout. 'See, I told you I had an admirer!'
'Soundwave! What are you doing?!' the director shouts.
Soundwave stops and turns to the director. 'They see me TROLLIN, they hatin, paTROLLING they tryin to catch me-'
'Soundwave!' the director glares.
Soundwave played a song as he span round and exited. 'You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round, round round...'
'Where is everyone?' the director questions the camera men. The men merely point to a room of which loud music is emitting from. 'Hmm...' he hums walking to the door. He opens it to see Knockout on stage with Starscream and Megatron dancing beside him drunk. Everyone else was dancing to the music Soundwave was playing.
'Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I work out, when I walk in the spot, this is what I see, everybody stops and they staring at me, I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it, I'm sexy and I know it...' Knockout sung while Starscream strut back and forth on stage.
'What, is going on here!?' the director cried.
The music stopped and everyone turned to stare. Starscream jumped offstage and strode towards the director. 'We... are having a part-party' he stated drunkenly.
'Looks more like a drinking contest to me' the director raises a brow.
'Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuu- Drinking! Drinking! Drinking!' Megatron chanted.
'Mega-Meg-Tron- Shut up! I'm- having a conver-conver-convnjhwdnj-' Starscream rambled on.
'Everyone! Back to work!' the director ordered.
'NO! You can't just go throwing around empty blankets' Starscream snarled.
'What are you on about?' the director stepped back.
'When the bread box is empty, you-you fill it up! Don't put it where the mould will sniff it' Starscream chuckled madly.
The director merely looked up at the mech. 'Starscream, you're drunk, get some rest!'
'NO! You get some- some bread! Yeayhhh!' Starscream shouted.
Knockout made his way offstage and picked Starscream up. 'C'mon little jet, we better get you to berth' he smirked.
'Will you join me?' Starscream asked.
Everyone stared at Starscream and Knockout awkwardly.
'Heh, umm... that's secret' Knockout whispered.
'Sureeee! Not like you didn't tell my berth...' Starscream laughed.
'SHUT UP!' Knockout demanded before they took off out the door.
'Umm... You guys can... have the day off... Get some rest' the director ordered before leaving.
Soundwave began to play music again. 'I wanna be drunk when I wake up-'
The director shouted from the other room. 'REST SOUNDWAVE!'
Once again, I'm so sorry for the long delay! Been so busy with writing my book and school work... Hope you guys liked it, not sure if it's my best work but review and let me know what you think! Thanks for all the support, review review review;) Let me know if you want more, although I'm running out of ideas... :P Making you guys laugh makes me smile XD
