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"Seeker armada to the flight deck!" Starscream snarled through the microphone.

The seekers began marching then suddenly something could be heard. "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go-"

"Soundwave!" The director shouts. "This is Transformers Prime! Not Snow White!"

Miko and Jack laugh loudly offstage.

"Yes that's right. Go off and sulk why don't you!" Starscream mocks.

Shockwave stands on the wing of the ship and starts jumping down. He suddenly slips and crashes. "Ahhh"

Knockout runs on stage. "Are you alright Shockwave? You gave me a bit of a shock!" He starts laughing.

"Knockout..." The director face palms.

"What!?"

"That wasn't funny."

"Hmph. Sorry it wasn't very logical. Just give me a wave if you want me to stop!" He laughs more.

The director face palms again. "Knockout. Shut up."

"Sheeesh! What crawled up your tailpipe and died?" Knockout sighed.

"Well it definitely wasn't your jokes, because they were already dead!" Starscream shouts off stage and everyone starts laughing.

Everything is silent when suddenly Megatron bursts from his ruined throne. "FREEDOMMMM"

"Megatron! That's not your line!" The director snaps.

"Pff. I know... Take 2?" Megatron grins.

"In fact, it's getting rather warm in here~" Starscream mused as he pressed the button at his chest. It bleeped and nothing happened. "Oh come on! Just-fragging-OPEN!" He bellowed smacking his chest.

"Starscream. It's bad enough you get abused by others! Now you're abusing yourself?" Knockout smirked.

"GET ME OUT! I'M CLOSTRAPHOBIC!" The seeker flailed as he started to hyperventilate.

"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes"

"SOUNDWAVE!" Starscream screamed.

"Oh I'm sorry, were you trying to reach the ship, to call for help perhaps?" Starscream grins as he walks backwards. He goes to press the button and trips on a rock behind him. "AH! Who put that rock there!?"

Bee and Arcee high five each other.

"-The brainless brute into-guawhha!" Starscream gasps as he sees the Predacon. It tackles him to the ground. "NO! BAD KITTY!"

"Starscream!" The director shouts.

"Sorry..."

"Even the strongest armour can't protect the weakest of creatures..." Starscream bends down to take back the Apex armour.

Miko grabs him and hugs him. "Yaaay hugs!"

"Miko!" The director shouts.

Starscream stands up to try and shake her off, awkwardly blushing.

Miko releases. "Nawwwww..." she frowns and walks off.

The insecticon makes his way up to Arachnid. She grips his helm and pulls him close. The insecticon is tense as he stares at her, but before she can strike, he kisses her.

"Wh-What!? That wasn't in the script!" Arachnid blushes.

"It wasn't? Well then we can improvise~" The insecticon purrs.

"CUT!" The director shouts. "That's enough for today!"

*Hope this was alright Sounddrive :D*

Soundwave stands beside Megatron and Starscream. He plays the sound of a bee buzzing. Megatron halts and looks around. "Can you hear that!?"

"Hear what?" Starscream raises an optic ridge.

"Th-the fly..." Megatron looked around again with a scared expression.

"I can hear it... I can't see it..." Starscream looks around too while Soundwave just stands there.

"There is no fly!" Knockout shouts.

"What!? I-In-Invis-INVISABLE FLIES! NOOO!" Megatron screeches and runs off stage.

Soundwave stops the sound of the fly and starts to sing "Don't you wish that you could be a fly on the wall, a creepy little, sneaky little fly on the wall". He then stands up straight, 'looks' at Starscream and says "I am Buzz Lightyear!" Before strolling out.

Everything is silent as they watch him go. "I-I'll go tell Megatron..." Shockwave says as he was about to enter but turned and left.

*Lol hope this was alright Phoenix1337*

THIS IS HINTING TO STAR X KNOCKOUT SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE, SKIP IT!

"It has been an honour serving Lord Megatron with you" Starscream smiles nervously.

"You're no Breakdown, though I must confess I have always admired your lustrous finish" Knockout smiles back. The two stare at each other for a few moments.

"Well then..." Starscream coughs awkwardly.

"Should be going..." Knockout states.

The camera then zooms in on the door, but no one comes out. "Starscream? Knockout?" Megatron knocked at the door. He walks in and runs back out holding his servos over his optics.

"Megatron! What's going on in there?" The director asks.

"MY EYES MY EYES!" Megatron screams. "FOR PRIMUS SAKE! DO NOT GO IN THERE! JUST-AHH!" he runs off.

The director looks at the camera crew with wide eyes. "I don't even want to know..."

*Hope you like it Skellington girl*

Bee and Bulk walk into base and freeze when they hear kissing noises. They see Optimus and Arcee hugging each other in mid kiss. "Uhh...Guys?"

Optimus jumps. "Uhh..."

Arcee scratched her helm. "Well this is awkward..."

Knockout awhs from offstage. "Nothing's awkward when you're in love~"

Everyone looks and stares at him.

"Umm..." He turns and walks off.

*Best I've got. Hope you like it Ninjabot01*

"Would either of you like to tell me what exactly is going ON!?" Megatron growls as he stares at Starscream and Knockout.

"Uh...Yes...Absolutely nothing my Liege!" Starscream grins sheepishly.

Suddenly, someone taps Megatron. The warlord turns around and glares at a familiar figure. "Dreadwing?" Skyquake appears and walks over too.

"I thought you two were dead!?" Starscream gasps.

"They are!" The director shouts.

Dreadwing pouts. "Fine then! Clearly you don't want us anymore..." He huffs before walking off with Skyquake.

"What was that all about...?" The director rubs his forehead.

*Hope this was alright Fanatic97. I didn't do second because I didn't understand sorry:P*

Knockout and Starscream stood side by side. The terrorcon got closer and closer. Starscream was about to speak when Knockout shot the zombie and shoots its head off.

"What are you doing Knockout!? That was what Starscream was meant to do!" The director shouts.

Starscream looks to the director then back at Knockout. "Since when did you have a gun!?"

"Since we got a Predacon as a pet!" Knockout replied.

Starscream crossed his arms over his chest. "Fairplay..."

*I kinda changed it. Hope it's ok Princess Poptart243*

"What's a kilt?" Magnus asks as he leans over to Optimus.

Prime looks at him and sends a link to a picture. Magnus opens it and looks seeing a pair of hairy human legs in a skirt like thing. He flails and grimaces. "OH how disgusting!"

Optimus begins to laugh. "Mhmm."

*Lol hope this was okay Autobot Chromia. I was going to put a link on, but all the guys on google seemed too good looking so... yeah haha*

"You did your best old friend" Optimus tapped Ratchet on the shoulder. He'd worked so hard on Magnus' new servo, considering how tiny their base was now. Suddenly, PHAAARP. Everyone turns and looks at Bulkhead who is waving his hands to get rid of the smell.

"Bulkhead!" The director scolds holding his nose.

Bulkhead grins and laughs. "Haha sorry guys!"

Optimus covers his optics "OH PRIMUS IT BURNS!" He flailed running off stage.

"Everyone! EVACUATE!" Starscream shouted as everyone ran screaming leaving Bulk stood alone, blushing and chuckling.

*I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for the idea Autobot Chromia :D*

The Autobots race through the bridge safely as they escape the cloud of energon coming after them.

Optimus goes to transform but trips over a few cubes of energon leading him to go flying into the wall and land upside down. "Frag..."

"Optimus! I needed those!" Ratchet ranted as he picked up the spilled energon cubes.

"That was fun! Can I do it again!?" Optimus cheers with a grin.

"I think he hit his helm too hard" Arcee eyes him cautiously.

*Changed it a bit. Hope you like it MusicalPrime :D*

Smokescreen sits down with some energon cookies as he reads the new script. He feels a pair of arms wrap around his shoulders.

"Hello darling~ Miss me?" Arachnid purrs.

Smokescreen jumps up and falls to the floor. "Oh come on! Leave me alone! Do you know, how much makeup, I have to use, to hide the hickeys you gave me!?" he shouts in terror.

Arachnid moves closer. "I can't help it when you taste so good~" she grins seductively.

Smokescreen scrambles to his pedes and tries to run but Arachnid grabs him with her extra legs.

"AH FRAG!" Smokescreen cries out.

"Now, let's see if we can have some privacy~" Arachnid cooed. She carries Smokescreen, who is still screaming, past Knockout and Miko.

"Do you think we should help him?" Miko looked up at Knockout.

Knockout sighed. "I'll go get my saw..."

*This creeped me out. Awesome though! Thanks Meyer331*

Raf sits with his toy car as it races around. He hears an engine and looks up as Arcee and Jack come flying over his head. Arcee lands and skids, catapulting Jack.

"Jack! Are you okay!?" Raf cried out.

Arcee transformed and ran up to him. "I told you to put your seat belt on!"

"YOU DON'T HAVE A SEAT BELT!" Jack shouted.

The director face palmed. "CUT!"

*Hope this'll do DracoWolf316. Btw I love your name! Big fan of Dragon's/Draco's and wolves :P*

Jack stands with the card thing in his hand as Optimus' chest practically absorbs it. Once done, the human looks to the Prime. "How ya feeling?"

"Yo Megatron! Yu Son Of A Glitch! Amma beat yo aft till all dats left is scrap metal!" Optimus shouted. He began to walk towards him and had lots of swag.

"Um... I don't think I did it right..." Jack looks to the director.

"Optimus!" The director shouts.

"WHOT!" Optimus turns and glares.

"Why are you acting like this?"

"Cuz a'hm superman!" Optimus stated before walking off stage.

Ratchet runs off. "I'll go change him back!"

The director scratches his head. "Take 5 everyone..."

*Hope you like it DracoWolf316 :D*

"Hey guys! Wanna play a prank on Jack!?" Miko grins.

Smokescreen looks to Bee and shrugs. "Uhh... Sure..."

"Beeeep Beeeeeeeeeeeep" Bee whirs excitedly.

"Bee says let's do it! I'm in too!" Raf grins back. They make their way to Jack's trailer and walk in.

Miko screams as she sees Arcee and Jack kissing. "WHAT THE FRAG DUDE!?"

Jack pauses and looks at them, feeling awkward and shocked. "I-Uhh..."

Arcee scowls. "Oh come on! It's not like you haven't kissed Bulkhead!"

Everyone goes silent. "Awkward..." Smokescreen says in a high pitch voice.

*Hahha Thanks again DracoWolf316! LOVE IT :D*

WARNING: The rest is spoilers for Season 3 Episodes if you haven't seen the lastest ones. If you chose to read them, and are disappointed for any reason, I can't be held responsible.

The now un-dead vehicon moves closer and closer to the Medic and Seeker, its tentacle-like tongue hanging out, searching for energon. Knockout's arms morphed into saws and Starscream opened fire with his blaster, but avast, no damage was caused.

"Aim for the head!" Knockout advises.

"What?! How would you know?!" Starscream raised an optic ridge without looking at him.

"I have seen human horror movies!" Knockout admits.

Starscream stands and stares at the medic with a confused and curious look.

"At drive-in theatres!" Knockout adds feeling rather awkward now.

The seeker fires a missile at the vehicon's head which beheads it, but it keeps walking towards them.

"Gah! Forget the head! Go for the spark!" Starscream growls as he fired several times at the Vehicon's spark chamber, and indeed, it fell down dead.

"We severed its link to the dark energon! Human horror films, waste of time!" Knockout stands proudly.

"But you have to admit, their survival-horror video games are pretty awesome!" Starscream grins.

"Starscream! That's not your line!" The director shouts.

"What? I was playing the 'Dead Space' games all over the weekend! They're great! It had to be said!" Starscream crossed his arms over his chest, grinning.

"Still, you shouldn't-uhh... Starscream... Knockout... Turn around!" The director began to shake.

The medic and seeker turned to see the Terrorcon-zombie-vampire-Cylas-Breakdown monster slowly walking towards them.

"He's not supposed to be here!" Knockout backed away.

"I, I, feel like a monster!

I, I, feel like a monster!

He's hiding in the dark!

His teeth are razor sharp!

There's no escape for me, he wants my soul, he wants my heart!" Soundwave sung.

"Dammit! SOUNDWAVE!" Everyone shouted.

The spy shrugged and walked away.

*Another awesome one Prodigal The Son! Love your ideas! Thanks a lot :D*

Wheeljack and Ultra Magnus stand in the middle of Shockwave's off-site cloning laboratory, and the Predacon clones are ready to be woken.

"Permission to employ the use of a grenade in a confined space?" Wheeljack looks to his superior.

"If you and I are all that stands between these creatures and the natives of this planet, then by all means... Blow these beasts back to the rust age!" Magnus states as he takes a stance.

Wheeljack tosses his grenade next to the stock of synthetic energon, and the two of them race off. They soon find an opening ground bridge, and the Predaking steps out in robot mode.

"Who's this guy?" Wheeljack asks looking him over.

"The one who has previously allowed you to live, and shall not anymore..." The Predaking speaks.

Ultra Magnus gasps as he sees the Predacon insignia on the other's chest. "He's the Predacon!"

Suddenly, the grenade explodes and blows up the lab full of Predacons. Predaking gazes in horror. "What have you done to my brethren?!"

Wheeljack and Ultra Magnus prepare themselves in a fighting stance.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?" The Predaking bellows. He runs to the lab's charred remains. "No...N-No..." He falls to his knees and sobs, arms going up in the air. "NOOOOOO!"

"Uhh... Maybe we went a little too far with that one..." The director rubs the back of his head.

"You had us blow up dozens of hatching Predacons. Maybe just a little" Wheeljack crosses his arms.

"Don't worry... about a thing... 'Cause every little thing, is gonna be alright" Soundwave sings and places a servo on Predaking's arm with pity. A new sound fills the cavern. It's the wailing of a baby Predacon! A tiny hatchling comes out of the shadows and jumps onto the Predaking.

"That was... unexpected..." The director stares.

Wheeljack looks at the baby Predacon. "Y'know? He's actually kinda-" He's interrupted when the Predacon spits on him. "-Cute..." He finishes wiping it off.

*Thanks again Prodigal The Son. Loved it! :D*

"Do not think for a moment Starscream that it has gone un-noticed that you left me at the mercy of the Autobots!" Shockwave gripped the seeker's wrist.

"Master! Are you going to allow one lieutenant to harm another!?" Starscream whimpered as he looked to Megatron. He looked back to Shockwave expecting a reply, when Megatron just stood there. "Master!?"

"I'm thinking..." Megatron replied.

Shockwave pushed Starscream into a wall then over a large sharp piece of Cyber-matter. "I am tempted to force you to share my perception of things..." Shockwave growled as he pushed the seeker's helm down towards the sharp thing.

"WAIT! I'm allergic to Cyber-matter!" Starscream cried out.

"What?" The director raised an eyebrow.

"No you're not!" Shockwave released him and put his servos on his hips.

"He is!" Knockout appeared. "Look at his medical records..."

"Hmph. See!" Starscream snapped.

Shockwave looks to the director. "Seriously!?"

Soundwave deleted specific things from his drive before sitting up slightly. "Soundwave superior, Autobots inferior" He said in his real voice before putting his helm down.

"HE CAN TALK!?" Starscream shouted off stage.

"No Starscream, but I was asked to pretend to be him!" Megatron stated.

Starscream turned to the warlord. "They picked you! But-what if I wanted to be Soundwave!"

"Perhaps they wanted Soundwave to sound like a mech! Not a femme!" Megatron remarked.

Knockout and Miko began chuckling. Soundwave wiggled out of his cuffs and walked over to Starscream, the smiley face appearing on his visor again.

Starscream growled. "Shut up..." And then stomped off stage.

"Uhh... Take two?" Optimus scratched his helm awkwardly.

WOO. Okay! Well. That's all for now! Hope you guys enjoyed it! Review, review and review please! It keeps me going! Let me know if you have any ideas and ding me if you have any *nice* criticism that'll help my writing get better. :D Thanks a lot XD