Notes at the bottom but read through first ! It has been some time friends. Here is a gift for the new year ! Review and let me know what you guys think and thank you for being patient ! Enjoy ~~

Songs used :

AC/DC - Back in black

Celine Dion - My heart will go on

Westlife - Try Again

X-Files theme song

"I can bring Smokescreen up to speed," Jack confirms as he starts to climb down the nearby ladder.

Bulkhead puts a hand on Smokescreen's shoulder. "We've all put in curbside duty. Part'a the gig !"

Smokescreen looks from the wrecker to the human who now stood in front of him. "Then let's go for a drive, teach !"

He transforms before Jack, mechanics shifting into place, however he's far too close which results in his door wing smacking Jack on the head - knocking the kid to the floor. "I take it this ain't the same head banging Miko talks about ?"

"At ease, soldier," Agent Fowler salutes to the gate guard before exiting the premises.

He lifts a hand and clicks the radio, moving to turn the radio up when his car screeches to a halt as AC/DC begins to boom from the speakers.

BACK IN BLACK, I HIT THE SACK, I'VE BEEN TOO LONG I'M GLAD TO BE BACK YES I'M–

The music stops and everyone on set is rubbing at their ears.

"Dammit Miko !" The director yells.

"That's no road rage-" Agent Fowler declares. "-someone's tryin'a bump me off !"

The truck closes in and Fowler spots an autobot insignia on the grill. "Prime !?"

"I am over here, Agent Fowler," Optimus waves off stage.

"He's supposed to say Prime, Optimus ! It's part of the– it's in the script !"

Optimus arrives and transforms to an audience of both humans and autobots. They stare at him questioningly.

"Is something wrong ?" He asks.

The group starts to snicker.

"Is this- part of the script ? I do not understand ?" Optimus looks to the director who has his face in his palm.

The Prime hadn't realised he had the words "KICK ME" on his chest windows.

"Megatron !" The director shouts.

Arcee treads carefully, her gun raised, whits about as she turns a corner - searching for Nemesis Prime. The set is intense, everyone watching and waiting when suddenly Optimus Prime jumps around the corner at her.

"BOO !"

Arcee jumps backwards and lands on her rear. "Optimus ! You scared me !"

The rest of the set is giggling.

The chase is dramatic and intense - the drone attempting to either shoot Starscream or rid him from the ship. But the jet is too fast and transforms, landing atop of the drone. Several shots has it gliding to the ground and he gracefully leaps off only to face plant straight into the floor.

"Starscream, did you forget to transform ?!" the director called out.

"So sorry- I-I got a little bit distracted !"

"Orion, have you made progress with Project Iacon ?" Megatron inquires as he strides into the room.

"It seems I am a bit rustier than I thought," Orion responds.

"Might that have anything to do with the nature of your after-hours research ?" The warlord hums, walking to the computer Orion had stepped to the side of. "Did I fail to mention that we would be tracking your activities ?" He presses a key and the computer bleeps before information comes up on the screen - along with an image of … Megatron in a bikini ? The tyrant's eyebrows rise high and he scrambles and slams at the keys to close the image. "Wrong image ! Oh how embarrassing haha nobody saw anything !"

"Cut !"

"Although it seems there is much I do not remember," Optimus frowns as he looks to the decepticon insignia upon his arm.

"Optimus, it has truly truly been our darkest our, but know this–" Ratchet steps up. "–from every indication, your spark never ceased being that of an autobot."

The Prime turns his gaze to the side and smiles. "Well now you're just making me blush–"

"Optimus !" The director growls.

Bulkhead transforms and throws a punch directly at Breakdown who gets hit by the wrecking ball - only to be sent flying.

"OUTTA THE PARK !" Bulkhead laughs.

"Cut !"

"Huh !? What !?" Starscream gasps and groans as he awakens groggily. The seeker pushes himself up and looks around, noticing that he's surrounded by Silus's group.

"SURPRISE !" They shout.

Crimson optics are cast down and he sees that he has been painted pink and is covered in glitter. This was way worse than a missing t-cog. "What–do you have any idea how difficult this is to get OFF ?"

The rest of the set is in hysterics.

"That's right, work those heels !" Miko shouts as he runs off set.

It's a wrap and everyone's cleared the set, but Knockout remains on top of the Nemesis, looking out to the ice and cold. A quick look around shows no one's watching and he throws his arms out and up.

"I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD !" He shouts.

My heart will go on proceeds to play behind him and he awkwardly turns to see Soundwave.

"Please tell me you weren't recording that …" He grumbled.

* Hope this is okay Candy456 thank you for your suggestion ! *

"Megatron, today you answer for your crimes against Cybertron and against humanity," Optimus declared boldly.

"CUT !" The director yells.

"Alright, what did I do wrong this time ?" Prime sighs.

Arcee can't help her loud snickering.

"What is it ?" Optimus frowns.

All of the Decepticons now start to laugh.

"I do not understand–"

Soundwave's visor is now a reflection of Optimus and he sees that his battle mask has indeed got a moustache drawn across it. "If you do not mind-" he grumbles, "-I'm going to go and wash up."

The second he exits, everyone, including the director, bursts into laughter.

* I loved this, thank you for the idea PrincessFirestar *

Knockout withdraws his saw and laughs. "Made you squirm." He then proceeds to activate the phase shifter, lifting a hand - allowing it to travel through the other. "Trippy–" He hums, however, as he goes to pull his hand back, the phase shifter suddenly de-activates whilst Knockout's hands are combined and he's stuck like that. "Oh –" His gaze meets Smokescreen's. "Well this is awkward."

* Thanks for the suggestion Energon-BBC I thought this idea was hilarious ! *

"You autobots think you're so superior !" Starscream smirked, the omega keys in his hold. All of a sudden, the red energon wares off and Optimus is quick to have his gun aimed directly at the seeker.

"He's distracted !" Raf shouted off set.

Bumblebee ran on and tackled Optimus to the floor - relentlessly tickling him.

"Bumblebee I– haha no– stop this it's– haha !" Optimus tried to fight the scout off though he didn't want to injure the other in the process.

The director sat back and sighed, Arcee looking to Jack with a smirk. "So much for 'primes don't party'."

* Thank you for the suggestion BBPRIMEFAN101 ! *

"The autobot scout."

Bumblebee turns to face Megatron who is looming over him.

"The punishment for trespassing in my domain is-" Megatron pauses for a moment, exventing deeply. -"the truth."

The rest of the crew leans in, curious to where Megatron will lead this off-script impromptu - or perhaps it was just another joke.

"Bumblebee, I have neglected to tell you something important."

The scout's optics whirr in circles as he watches the other.

"I am– your father. Your sire. The spark you hold today - I contributed."

The director grits his teeth. This wasn't planned, and it certainly wasn't a change to the script nor story that he would make canon. "Megatron that's not-"

"A-a-ah," Megatron interrupted. "He must know."

Bumblebee doesn't know who to believe and steps back in shock.

The warlord steps closer, a hand placing itself upon the scout's shoulder. "Oh, and there's something else." A dramatic pause is given to uplift his acting before he breaks the news. "I'm kidding."

"Megatron !" The cast snapped.

"Ooh, that was getting juicy for a moment !" Knockout stated.

"Oh come on, look at his face !" Megatron snickered, pointing at Bumblebee who was scowling. How embarrassing.

* I hope this was okay VT1994 *

"Don't touch anything ! The virus could still be active !" Ratchet warned.

The ship groaned before shaking, causing both the medic and Optimus to stumble backwards, Ratchet only grazing the wall behind him whereas Optimus fell into it - however, he had fallen too hard and ended up going through the wall.

"What did I say about not touching anything !" Ratchet grumbled.

Optimus chuckled as he pushed himself up. "Sorry – my bad."

* Hope this is okay DifferentOctave ! *

"But I am gonna own a ride like you some day-" Jack declared.

"Are you talking to your motorcycle ?" Sierra interrupted, her friend giggling with her.

"Uh my motorcycle ? No – I - I mean, yes, yes it's – it's mine but uh no - I'm - I'm talking - well to you, I am." He rubs the back of his head. "How's things, Sierra ? Take you for a spin sometime ?"

"You know my name ?" Sierra asked.

"We're in h-ho-WOAH-W O A H !" Jack wailed as he was bucked from the bike and straight into Sierra.

"Arcee !" The director shouted.

She transformed and shrugged. "Scrap, I'm sorry I just – really don't like her character."

* Hope this is okay Princess Poptart243 *

Bumblebee seemed to float through the air, the star sabre within his hold when suddenly Megatron opened fire - three shots of purple hitting the scout in the spark.

The next thing Megatron knows, Smokescreen is tackling him to the floor. "You shot my baby brother !"

"Cut ! Smokescreen get off'a him –" The director sighed.

* Hope this is okay AuthoressThroughTime ! *

Megatron's air-cycles were heavy. "I can't go on it's– it's too horrid !" He shivers.

"It's okay Megatron, that's why you're here, to get it off your chest and talk about whatever's plaguing you," His therapist replied.

"Seeing them together, Knockout and Starscream in that– that room I– I will never go in there again. Never. I can't even imagine– oh primus I feel sick at the thought –"

"Just take deep breaths Megatron."

"I want to end the session here–" Megatron stated.

"If you're sure. I'll see you next week."

* Thanks for the idea VinnieStokerLover *

Raf presses launch on the control and Laserbeak is in the air, heading to the skies.

Optimus takes off after it, however, he gains a few feet before his jet pack goes silent and he falls back to the ground, groaning.

"Who didn't fuel Prime's jet pack ?" The director hisses.

* Thanks for the idea Ninjabot01 *

The bots turn to a door which Agent Fowler enters through, holding and reading papers. There's a crash and they're all looking at one of the windows only to see Laserbeak.

"Oh no !" Ratchet gasped.

"Hey look !" Raf laughed from off set, pointing to the window.

Laserbeak had left a cartoon-like imprint in the glass with his dramatic entrance. The kids started to laugh and Laserbreak merely chirped, swooping in a circle. Rarely was it the star of the show.

* Thanks for the idea Autobot Chromia ! *

Starscream gasped. "Do you think he's actually trying to–"

"–suck out our energon with that thing ?" Knockout finished.

The terrorcon hissed and snarled.

"Sure seems that way !" Knockout held his energon prod up only for it to be snatched from him and snapped in half by zombie Silas.

"HEY ! I needed that !" Knockout shouted.

Ratchet grunted from off set, grumbling to himself before throwing a wrench at Knockout. "Get your own saying !"

* Hope this is okay Building Dreams ! *

"I got 'er !" Bulkhead stated, aiming his weapon at Arachnid who in return aimed the immobiliser at him. However, her aim was "inaccurate", on purpose ? Who knows. The beam flew off set and hit Smokescreen instead.

"Catch you later, Boys !" She laughed before scurrying over to Smokescreen, only to drag him off with her. "Try and run away now, Smokeypokey ~"

* Thanks for the idea Tankbuster626 *

"Arcee, we shouldn't be doing this–" Jack murmured.

The bot looked at him and sighed. "I know but– is it because you don't want to or ?"

"No, no not at all I just–"

Jack was interrupted by Arcee who leaned in and kissed him, though this was a huge mistake when her lips parted and Jack fell in. Her immediate reaction was to gasp, causing Jack to be inhaled and simply put - swallowed by Arcee.

She pressed a finger to her comm. link. "Oh PRIMUS ! RATCHET ! RATCHET YOU'RE NEEDED. RIGHT NOW !"

* Thanks for this idea too Tankbuster626 I couldn't stop laughing at the idea ! *

"Why is Megatron stealing human technology ?! What is he attempting to build ?" Soundwave played back.

"Woah ! Optimus Prime : the remix," Miko gaped.

Soundwave's visor bleeped before showing the image of a smiley face. The face was quick to be replaced by a jump scare though, which caused Optimus to actually scream - sending him to the corner where Megatron came to comfort him.

* Thanks for the idea Meyer331 ! Poor Op ! *

Arachnid is laying on the couch in her trailer, relaxing to some music. Then, there's a knock at her door. She gets up to answer it, only to find a box addressed from Smokescreen - with a single metal flower. She looks down at the box in delight. "Aw, how sweet ! I knew he'd warm up to me eventually ~" She purrs. The box is placed upon her table and she lifts the lid to see Jack, Raf and Miko with paintball guns aimed directly at her. She stares at the three in confusion.

"Smokescreen sends his regards !" Raf yells.

They began their assault, shooting her in the face until she fell to the ground.

"RUN !" Miko shouted as they all hopped from the box and onto the floor, sprinting away - laughing loudly.

Arachnid lays on the floor for a second, cleaning her optics. "Okay Smokeybear, that's how you want to play it ? Let the games begin ~" She hums eerily.

* Another good one Meyer331 ! *

"Because the matrix must now be relinquished with the Allspark, it cannot be restored or passed down to another. But while this may very well mark the end of the Age of Primes, Leadership can be earned with or without the Matrix, and in my view, you have each acted as a Prime," Optimus lowers his head in respect to the group before him.

"Well, I never really had the best role models–" Knockout shrugs.

"As even Unicron– no– Megatron, sorry, keep rolling I– As even Megatron has shown us – no, that's not it. As even Megatron has demonstrated on this day, every sentinel – sentient being – possess the – is capable of – I must apologise I got distracted I– go again ?"

"Try agaaaaaain, never stop believin', try agaaaaaaain, don't give up on your love ! Stumble and faaaaall, is the heart of it aaaall, when you fall down, just try agaaaain ~"

"SOUNDWAVE !" The director screams.

* Thanks for the idea Rae the demiQuing ! *

Dreadwing stands upon a mountain top, holding an item above his head which shines a beam of red to the sky - indicating his location to the decepticon warship.

Miko can be heard off-set. "Dreadwing has a FLIP PHONE !?"

"It is not a flip phone !" He argues.

"Just one take–" the director sighs.

The Jackhammer bleeps - suggesting an incoming message.

"Wheeljack. I know you're out there listening. I have a proposition for you."

Bulkhead scowls. "Is that – ?"

"Dreadwing," Wheeljack confirms.

"Meet me at these coordinates, and bring your best beats." Dreadwing demands. "I have quite the rap battle prepared."

"Not your line !" The director slaps his forehead.

"Tryin'a focus here, Bulk–" Wheeljack grunts, attempting to work out how to disable the bomb.

Bulkhead shakes his head, looking to Optimus who had – disappeared ? "Where's Optimus !?"

The Prime then jumps out from around the corner. "BOO!"

"Again Optimus, really ?" Arcee growls from off-set.

It's the introduction to the show, everything's dramatic as the autobots drive full speed down the road, then, Optimus transforms only to trip - colliding into the others, resulting in an autobot heap.

"Scrap pile !" Miko snickered, snapping a photo of them with her phone.

"That's what the media wants y' t' believe." Vogel states. "But I say, they're from outta space."

The familiar sound of the x-files theme song plays throughout the set.

"Soundwave !" The director shouts.

Oh MAN OH MAN. Part of me wants to apologise for disappearing and taking so long to update etc etc, but I've come to learn that I must put my life first and so that's what I did. The past few years for me have been SUPER rough, and I just can't thank you guys enough for being patient okay ? I pushed myself to do this because I thought, hey, it's new year, why not start it by not being plagued by the guilt of not uploading anything in FOREVER, right ? Right. I figured I'd make a big long list of bloopers and I just hope you guys find them as funny as I did to be honest. Bayverse bloopers will come in due time, but thanks again for being patient ! Also - (this is getting long but whatever) - I worry that because I don't reply to reviews you guys think I don't read them or if I don't use them you feel I don't like them or something I don't know I'm paranoid BUT, I thought I'd let you know that I read every single review I get and 99% of them make me smile and make my day and keep pushing me so thank you and every idea I don't use, I'm saving for another update okay ? And if not, I just didn't fancy them, but that doesn't mean they're not great ideas ! You're all wonderful and I hope you guys have a fantastic new year. I just hope this is enough of a gift to push you in with a smile :)