Summary: This is just something I want to write. This is mainly for you romantic types who love it when stories are realistic. RikuSora and others.
Sora: the easily embarrassed "emo" who is completely random and optimistic. Riku: the smart, good-looking "normal" guy who is always calm and collected. Opposites right? Yup. Can this relationship last? Maybe for a month everyone says…
"Talking"
'Thinking'
Emphasize
Songs
Sora's Inner
(Note)
Time: Place
801: Hellooo!! Its 22:27 (10:27 pm) and we're writing on the 05-07-08! I love writing! So many reviews! :)
Anyways, I got "grounded" again. Sucks right? But I am very stubborn so I went on a "Hunger Strike" for four days (Saturday, Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday)! I was so hungry but I didn't eat anything other than half a handful of crumbs on Monday and Tuesday and drank only two sips of water on Sunday and Tuesday. I was so, so hungry and thirsty. But then I learned that your body has some fat stored in you so if you ever get really hungry and you can't have any food then that fat is digested. It's weird. Sorry I can't really explain it but I think all of you already know what I am talking about! But you see how much I love you? I torture myself so that I may make you all happy! :)
TEWG: I WATCHED IT ALL HAPPEN… 801'S VERY AMUSING. (I ATE IN FRONT OF HER) THE REASON WHY WE NEED 801 IN THIS, AND WHY I CAN'T JUST DO IT, IS BECAUSE I MAKE UP THE PLOT, SHE WRITES THEN TYPES IT, I BETA IT (I DON'T HAVE A COMPUTER), THEN SHE POSTS IT UP.
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THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING! :D THOUGH IT WOULD BE NICE TO GET FIVE REVIEWS FOR THIS CHAP… THOUGH IT'S A SPECIAL… HOSTED BY OUR FAVORITE FUJOSHI: BRITTANY!
WARNING: IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF FANGIRLS DO NOT READ THIS CHAP.
"Hello and welcome!" Brittany yelled out enthusiastically. She was in front of many other fujoshi (1) like herself. They were all in an abandoned mansion that Brittany had found and fixed up to make a YAOI house. "Ora wa rakuen YAOI" (2) she called it. The girls, and guys, were sitting on the floor, which had red and black and white hearts, and smiling gleefully.
Brittany smiled with them. The group of girls (and some guys, who made the girls love and squeeze half the life out of them) had already gone after Leon and Cloud, Zexion and Demyx, Axel and Roxas, and so many others.
They had heard a small rumor about Seifer wanting to molest Hayner, but they were not sure on what to do. Why? Because now they were after Riku and Sora.
Brittany smiled. She had encountered them on their sixth day together. Riku was obviously seme (3) and Sora was uke (4). Brittany moved her long skinny hand through her obviously dyed white hair with dark blue streaks. Her hair went to her shoulders and she had grey-ish looking eyes. Obviously they were contacts.
"YAOI! YAOI! YAOI! YAOI! YAOI!" The fujoshi girls in the room chanted. Brittany couldn't control herself and started chanting with them.
Finally she decided to stop torturing them, by not showing them YAOI, and clapped her hands together. "Alright listen up!" She yelled. A commander had to lead their troop after all. They immediately shut up and Brittany smiled in delight again.
"I know it has come to our attention that Riku and Sora have recently gotten together," Brittany gave her speech. "Approximately nine days ago! Today is the ninth day of Riku and Sora being together! We shall not call this couple "Rira", but Soriku! Even though Riku is seme! Just like we did with Cleon with Leon being seme! I have recently seen Sora walking with Riku to Riku's house! Who knows what they'll do!" Brittany stopped to let the YAOI fanatics squeal.
"Anyways, we must not interfere with their relationship!" Many groaned and one yelled out, "But you got to molest Sora!"
"True," Brittany agreed. "But that is only because I had to see how infatuated Riku was with Sora! Fortunately, we can all say that they will be a nice old couple!" Many squeals. "Now, I will show you all the reason I have called you all here! Bios!" Brittany threw hands up and looked at the confused faces of her subordinates/peers. She sighed. "Fine!" She walked over to the side of a door that was right behind her and flipped up a third switch on the far left and right. The lights turned dim and a screen came down behind her.
"I had this installed for just this occasion!" She grabbed a black remote from the side of the switch and clicked a button. It showed a bio for herself.
Name: Brittany Vestige (5)
Age: 14 (6-24-1992)
Height: 5'2''
Weight: 120
Origin: Brittany was born on another planet where there are hot, tall, green alien dudes and her planet is famous for their moldy rocks.
Likes: YAOI, Japanese stuff, Russian stuff, German stuff. Stuff.
Dislikes: Homophobes, annoying people, homophobes, being annoyed, homophobes, people who use the word "faggot" in a bad way.
Preference: Bisexual
School: Destiny High (6) (Freshman)
Details: The YAOI lover everyone goes to, to get their YAOI-fill. :) Also a stalker.
"Everyone got it?!" She yelled. The people in the room nodded and Brittany applauded them. "Thank you! Now first we shall start off with Sora! No talking please! And remember: What happens here, stays here! Got it?! We must not interfere with the lives of Riku and Sora!" The many fans nodded and Sora's bio showed up with a click of the button.
Name: Sora Fair
Age: 14 (08-06-1992)
Height: 5'0''(Short! XD)
Weight: 85-95 (7)
Origin: Destiny Islands. Not Japanese. His mother wanted a "unique" name and his real father was an astronomer.
Likes: Light places, Shadow, sweet food, sweets, sugar, candy, chocolate, beaches, skateboarding, , teddy bears, beer, drugs, blood, and Riku.
Dislikes: Darkness, bitter, sour, bland, spicy food or candy, his "family", wanna-be candy, Kairi, and Riku.
Preference: Bi (Though he leans more on guys)
School: Destiny High (Freshman)
Details: Has an abusive family. He used to be bullied at ages 5-8 before his older brother, Zack, beat them off. When he was 10 he told Zack he was bi and Zack beat him up. Hates Riku because he's afraid he'll lose him. Has an extreme sweet tooth.
Some girls started to tear up and moaned at Sora's misfortune before Brittany switched over to Riku.
Name: Riku Harada
Age: 15 (02-13-1991)
Height: 5'5''
Weight: 134
Origin: Destiny Islands. Half-Japanese. Mother is Japanese and father is American.
Likes: Dawn, pocky, beaches, playing instruments, beer, Sora, Kairi, music, and fruits.
Dislikes: His family, very bright places, Sora's family and sweet food.
Preference: Bi
School: Destiny High (Supposed to be in Sophomore but is in Freshman)
Details: Gets yelled at by his family and is often threatened to be kicked out. Has three older triplet brothers: Loz, Kadaj, and Yazoo. Family doesn't care that he's bi. He is xxxxxxxx on Xxxx with Xxxxx.
The girls let out a groan at the "x"'s. Brittany tsked them. "No way! I'm not telling! It'll ruin it!"
Name: Kairi Umino
Age: 14 (04-28-1992)
Height: 5'0
Weight: 89
Origin: Lost her memory at age four and only remembered her name. She was adopted by Eric and Ariel, the English and History teachers at their school.
Likes: Beaches, collecting seashells, light places, books, fairytales, bears, fruit, and Riku.
Dislikes: Dark places and Sora.
Preference: Straight.
School: Destiny High (Freshman)
Details: She really hates Sora (Maybe Sora did something to her?). She's using Riku for an unknown purpose. (Only known to me!)
Name: Zack Fair
Age: 19 (12-22-1987)
Height: 6'0''
Weight: 155
Origin: Was born in Gongaga but now lives on Destiny Islands.
Likes: His best friend: Angeal Hewley, cakes, strawberry shortcake, sugar, tangelos, playing his guitar and drums.
Dislikes: Gay people, bitter, spicy, bland, sour food, Sora.
Preference: Straight
School: SOLDIER College Academy (Freshman)
Details: Wanted to go to SOLDIER College Academy because you get to train to be in the army. Wants to become a hero with his upperclassman, and best friend, Angeal. Used to love Sora but now beats him up.
The fangirls were outraged. How could Sora's big brother be so much like him, but hate him so much!?
Brittany cleared her throat and switched the switches again. "Remember: What happens here, STAYS here! Got it!?" The other girls, and guys, nodded reluctantly. How much they wanted to run up to Sora and hug him.
Although they did want to see more bios…
(1): How could you YAOI fangirls not know what this means? It means YAOI fangirl.
(2): I'm pretty sure this means "My YAOI Paradise".
(3): We already explained this; this means "attacker" commonly used in martial arts. Pronounced: Se-may
(4): This means "revceiver" commonly used in martial arts. Pronounced Oo-kay.
(5): I couldn't think of a last name and this song was playing so, what the hell. Imagine her last name was "Meant to Live"?
(6): XD
(7): In Travers Town we went on the weight scale and saw that Sora's weight was somewhere around here.
801: 05-10-08 02:14 (2:14 AM)
TEWG: IF YOU ASK ME, I THINK THIS WAS A CRAPPY ENDING FOR A SPECIAL.
801: Review People! At least five reviews or something!