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/this be a tale for people who like shipping but hate gay people I created a logical way for AUs to have kids without the ya know lemons and shit… ANYWHO I call them paperjams inspired by paperjam da person! they happen when a person hangs out with another person a lot and the code and or files don't load right and it mashes the two characters into one [making a paperjam :3] leaving the original characters just the same as they were whoo that was a long explanation to da story P.S. sorry for not putting in first chapter I forgot…\
"your name is error sans right? Well if it is I need you to let me go or or I'll…" blueberry stuttered he doesn't know what to say. "ha you'll do what cry until it fills the anti-void! Hahahaaaa" error starts laughing like he's never laughed before. "why are you laughing error" a new voice says before he sees blueberry stringed up in the corner. Error freezes and slowly looks behind him then breaths a breath of relief " it's just you ink…no reason". The stranger known as ink sees blueberry and gasped then scowled at error. "error I told you not to continue capturing AUs after you know what!" ink screamed as he cut the blue strings blueberry had seen all over the ceiling and on errors fingers. "come on ink he didn't see it he's asleep." error said winking his left eye. Blueberry now untangled stood up and began to wake his sleeping limbs "what are you two talking about?" blueberry asked. "none of your beeswax ya little shit" error snapped at blueberry. "error calm down gosh…" ink looked as if he might explode then continued "we're talking about our sort of son" he sighed. Blueberry gasped "you mean you two polar opposites have a paperjam!". "ironically yes" ink said. "what's that supposed to mean shorty!" error said. "nothing… glitch-face! And I'm NOT short." ink shouted back. Ink made hand motions toward error that probably meant we'll finished this later we have guests. "aw but your cuter when your angry" error flirted back. Blueberry giggled and the unlikely couple turned their full attention back to him. "what AU are you from little guy" ink asked kindly. "what is that I don't know!?" blueberry asked halfheartedly. "wuz gonna tell ya but you already asked underswap BTW" error whispered to ink while keeping his creepy gaze on blueberry. A moment passed then there was a small new voice said "daddy?" ink turned around only to see a small paperjam ironically named paperjam behind him. "who's he" paperjam asked pointing to blueberry as ink scooped him p into his arms. " I'M THE MAGNIFICENT SANS MWHE HE HE!" blue berry shouted gladly. "he's too loud" paperjam said as a light blue set of strings shot out of his hand towards blueberry's soul which ink grabbed irritated. "ERROR WHAT DID YOU TEACH HIM WHILE I WAS OUT!" ink shouted angrily. "TIBIA honest I taught him a little self-defense here and there." Error said as he narrowly dodged a jet of red paint that shot at him. "come on little guy I'll get you something to eat or something you can come too blueberry if you want" ink said as he pulled out his giant paint brush and made a tiny door knob which surprisingly worked. The painted door led to a kitchen with what looked like several other rooms and doors. Ink stopped at a cabinet that was filled with cans of baby food and took one down and put it on a counter. He walked over to another and pulled down a bag of chips for himself. "excuse error it's in his blood want something?" ink said breaking the silence. " oh yeah um muffins?" blueberry responded as he bent down to look at paperjam but when paperjam saw him looking at him he buried his face in his dads arm. Disappointed blueberry looked back at ink as he grabbed a bag of store bought muffins "come on we'll talk in the living room" ink said tiredly. As they walked into the living room error was slouching in one of the colorful excuse for a couch which were usually a bland green or tan from what blueberry sans had seen. Ink plopped paperjam down in a dirty highchair and put the jar that was now open with a tiny spoon in it in front of him. Paperjam picked up a spoonful and flung it at error which he expertly dodged like it happened all the time and it did. "you're from underswap and you're the sans from this specific timeline. Was there a human before you got um stolen by error" ink asked, "Yeah they did all my puzzles and we battled and *gasp* I'm supposed to be on a date with them and it's freezing in here thank god I have my scar" blueberry paused and reached up to his neck for his scarves but it wasn't there it never had been it had fallen off when error took him right where his battle was… "papyrus thinks I'm DEAD and he's going to kill the HUMAN" blueberry screamed. "ERROR LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE YOU'VE DESTROYED A TIMELINE AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" ink screamed. "I'll be right back" ink finished as he went to put paperjam in his playpen. That left blue and error in the living room alone. /BTW there will be no freshpaint ship errorberry ship or anything else so far…this chapter is yes going to be a lot longer than the first one.\ "error I have a question how do you have a paperjam aren't you 2 supposed to hate ink…?" blue asked sheepishly. "well during the war of good and evil sometimes 2 skilled warriors from each side would battle for a long time and they would have a paperjam most of the time they would leave it to die sometimes they catch up with what's going on and join the war when me and ink were battling that little guy just so happened to come along and ink didn't actually want to battle so now we're here…" error finally finished ending in a yawn. Ink walked back in to the room "come on blue let's get you home" ink said as error started to get up "no error you stay here and watch I need to talk to you later." Ink snapped at error angered. He plopped back down on his couch. "k whatever ya say smol guy" error teased, now ink was really pissed off. "come on blue let's go" ink said through gritted teeth and opened up a portal for the both of them to go through. Blue stepped through the portal followed by ink. "welp I'm back and alone sorta hey voices you there error called into the emptiness that is the anti-void.
Anon/asker: "ye were here error"
"cool then keep the questions rolling"
Anon/asker: "yay questions! Ok you fought in a war got any battle wounds?"
"ya I broke my rib it's just a small crack now."