Chapter 2: El Barto was Here
The following morning, as the sun was starting over to ascend over the small sleepy mountain town to shine her eternal shine over the area. Somewhere in one of the local parks that Randy was walking through the area to see anything need to be fix or be clean as the head of the parks and public grounds, when all sudden he had noticed black painted graffiti plastered over the one of the public bathrooms' outer wall that said El Barto was here.
"What the he-? Randy clamored his disgust loudly, which his mouth had dropped wide open when he had seen the graffiti on the wall. "Who's this El Barto that I'm going to make this punk pay for this little vandalism was placed on our town property?" He had gotten the nerve to get his cell out of his coat's pocket to call someone at that moment. A few minutes later, cut to the McDaniels ' residence inside the master bedroom that the sounds of the phone's chimes had awoke the mayor out of her sleep.
"This better be important, Marsh?" McDaniels answered in a sleepy tone that she does not deal anything, after she gets up and have a cup of hot coffee before go to the office to be in the line for anything. "Why are you talking to me about this….Calls Yates, get him to deal with this issue then?" The sound of her annoyance had aroused BarBrady out from his slumber that the mayor had silently motioned to him to keep quiet with her hand. "I'll see you in couple hours that I've stuff to do right now."
"But mayor, Yates is still pissed at me for the local antipolice movement that I'd spearheaded, and getting BarBrady shot?" Randy replied in a shocked tone that the mayor just want to end her call with him to have some alone time."Just do it, Marsh, I'm not arguing with you about this at all." McDaniels screamed in the phone before hanging up that Randy looks shocked when she had snapped on him that her yell was ringing in the one ear. While Randy was standing there that, the person in question was rolling past behind him on his skateboard with a smirk was plastered on his face along with his infamous laugh. "Goddamnit…"
A few minutes later…. Cut to the police station, inside the main squad room, where all of uniformed and plainclothes officers were standing around looking tired. Yates was sitting behind his desk doing paperwork to catch up that he had been working overtime, due to BarBrady's dismissal from the force and near fatal brush with death by the hand of Josh Myers on the orders of Leslie. That is when his desk phone started to ring, which Yates does not looks pleased at all, before answering the phone.
"Oh, yes, Mr. Marsh….Someone had vandalized one of the local park's public bathrooms with graffiti." Yates spoke into the phone that he was trying so hard to bite his tongue to express his disgust toward this man, while Det. Murphey was sitting there making an air violin out of the thin air at that moment."We will look into this matter for you, Marsh." Yates had gotten off from the phone with Marsh that he turns to look at his partner to let a heavy sigh out to show his frustration for the whole thing.
"Sarge, what Marsh was crying about now?" Murphey asks, while he was standing next to his superior to find what Randy was rabbling about now.
"Well, Mitch…. He wants us to find a little punk, who had spray painted on the public bathrooms in the park?" Yates explained about the situation to his partner.
"He is being seriously right now about him wanting us to help him out that we are still pissed at him for fucking BarBrady over and almost costing all of our jobs." Murphey replied that he still have a little hatred for Marsh for nearly ruining his career.
"I'll say that he have some major balls to deal with us after he had fucked us all over, Mitch." Yates added, after taken a quick slip from his coffee cup at that moment. "We need to be on it that the mayor will be on our asses for not filling a report."
Back over to the local park that both McDaniels and Marsh were there looking over the graffiti that had been placed on the outer wall of the bathroom. Mayor McDaniels is not in her office attire at all that she was dressed in dark blue city issued polo shirt, green colored Carpi pants, black strap on sandals and sunglasses , as a couple of city workers were cleaning the scene of the crime up.
"Gawd, it is hot out here that I can sense it over 90 right now?" Randy complained, while he was standing there waving a piece of paper to fan him that the mayor just gave him a dark glare.
"Shut up, Marsh… You are the head of the Public Parks and grounds that I want you to find this punk or punks." McDaniels expressed her annoyance, as she looks down at him."Is someone creeping around behind us right now?
"What?" Randy commented that is when he had gotten the nerve to look over his shoulder to see Quimby is truly standing behind them with a naughty grin had formed on his lips like a widely known snake in the grass that he is known over the years by fellow politicians in the state. "Yup…That womanizer mayor is standing behind us, mayor?"
"Oh, look at the time that I've being somewhere right now, Marsh…." McDaniels had lied through her teeth to get away from dealing with Quimby at all.
"That woman is always on the run, sir." Quimby said, while rubbing under his chin with his left hand that Randy was looking at very coldly.
"Well, sir… She does not need to pester by a sleazy man like you that she says NO! It means NO! Randy explained that his inner PC self had come out to correct him that his truthful comment had sent Quimby away.
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Meanwhile at the same time, cut over to the basketball court, where the boys were playing a game of basketball with Craig, David, Dovahkiin and others when they had noticed Bart was standing there in front of them.
"Uh, Guys… Who the hell is that standing there in front of us right now?" Craig questioned, as he was pointing his finger at Bart to get everyone attention.
"A Springfieldier, you guys?" Kyle replied, as he looks at the other boys' faces at that moment.
"What the fuck are you doing here, Simpson?" Cartman demanded when he had seen Bart that both South Park and Springfield is becoming bitter rivals on the sport fields and business wise recent years.
"Well, fat butt that I'm here for a boring family vacation that my dad is freaking out over the lack of regular beer in this town right now?" Bart explained about the reason why he is there.
"Ha-Ha…Welcome to the new South Park that we like to drink wine, and smells our own farts these days." Dovahkiin added along with a soft laughter came under his breath.
"Oh, my god….That was perfect, Ha-ha." Kenny murmured with joy when he had heard Dovahkiin's little dig at the town's progressiveness that slowly remains within the community right now.
Later on that same day, it was night that most of the local adults had gone down to Shi Tpa Town district for a quick eat and drink with friends to get away from their kids. Cut to South Park City Hall, inside the dark mayor's office, where Mayor McDaniels was sitting in her black colored leather executive chair with her feet resting on her desk along with her blouse collar loosened, while she was smoking a cigarette to calm her nerves down. You only can see the tiny red circle from her cigarette in the darkness that most of her staff had left for the rest of the night.
"Sweet Jesus…I'm really needs this cigarette, after having to dodge Quimby all day long." McDaniels said, after taking a deep inhale that is when she had jumped up in the air, as BarBrady had stepped forward from the darkness, which he was dressed in his civilian clothes right now. "Jesus Christ… George, what are you doing here?"
"I'm sorry, Mary that I was worried about you right now?" BarBrady answered her with great concern when he had looks into her tired looking eyes, which she had puts both hands on his roughen cheeks that a beard was starting to grow at that moment.
"George, we need to be super careful these days that I've a strong feeling that the ads are up to no good right now." McDaniels explained, as she looks back at him. Back somewhere in the one of local neighborhoods, cut to Dovahkiin's house, which it was after midnight that the Hughes family had gone to bed for the rest of the night. Inside Dovahkiin's room, as the young dragonborn was lying in his bed dosing off to slumberland that is when he had heard a familiar singing.
"Is that kid awake at all that I don't get my ass kicked again?" Underwear Gnome 1 said, while they were climbing to his underwear draw to get his freshly clean underwear out of there.
"Guys, shut the fuck up that I'll kick your ass again…..I want my sleep!" Dovahkiin protested, as he had sat up from his spot to give them the dark glare of death. "Don't make me use the gnome dust to shrink down to kick your ass again, gnomes."
"Shit… He is awake that he is going to kick our asses…Run!" Underwear Gnome 2 added, as the small group of gnomes was running quickly to the hole in the wall that Dovahkiin was holding his baseball in his left hand ready to throw at them to get them shut up. He lies back down to go back to sleep that is when Denny had popped his head between the cracks of the door to look into the room to see any movement.
"What's wrong, Denny?" Leah asked when she had come out of Lacey Ann's room to check on her sleeping daughter in the other room.
"Leah, something strange is going around here again?" Denny replied. Both of them were heading toward their room, back in Dovahkiin's room that the young dragonborn had popped his eyes open to scans the room for any movement.
"I don't want to deal with fucking aliens tonight either." Dovahkiin mumbled softly under his breath, while he was dosing off into his slumber, but he still has one eye open for anything lurks around his room.
Cut to the bar that Randy was talking to PC about the situation that the mayor is facing with Quimby right now, which all of the guys were there standing at the bar having a couple of drinks.
"Come on, Randy… Mayor McDaniels can take care of herself." Jimbo said.
"Marsh, you are telling me that this rival mayor is a slimy scumbag against women." PC replied in a tense tone that he looks super annoyed to what he had just heard.
Meanwhile back at South Park City Hall at the same time, inside the mayor's office that both McDaniels and BarBrady were making out when they both had heard something out of the hallway that they looks super nervously that they were in great feared that their hidden romance could be in trouble at any minute. All sudden, the mayor had acted swiftly to push BarBrady down on the ground behind her desk along with her to hide from suspecting nosey eyes.
"Shhhh… Keep quiet, George." McDaniels whispered, as she was putting her left pointer finger on his lips to keep him quiet within the dark room that is when both Randy and PC had walking in the room, which the room was lifeless and dark.
"I'd thought that I'd heard something in here, PC." Randy spoke that they both were unaware of McDaniels and BarBrady were hiding behind the desk. "She must have gone home for the night."
"I'll speak with her first thing in the morning to deal with this womanizer creep." PC added they were walking out of the room. Right after they had left the building that is when McDaniels and BarBrady had popped their heads up from behind of the desk.
"Gee Golly….That was super close of getting caught again." BarBrady said, while he was sitting there rubbing the back of his head.
"No kidding, George… So, Marsh had told PC about my long standing situation with Quimby that I don't need any damn help that I'm a big girl." McDaniels ranted over Randy and PC's possible involvement in her personal business. She had been a very private person for the most of her political career and the death of her husband was caused by the ads had made her very untrusting with people that she didn't know who is an agent working for the ads, or an ad disguised as a human. She only trusts a handful of people like BarBrady, Marsh and her aides.
"Does Quimby know you're my lover, Mary?" BarBrady asks that the mayor stood there giving him a shock look.
"Quimby don't care that he is a corrupted womanizer douchebag, George." McDaniels replied that the tense of her voice had made BarBrady a bit of unsettled.
"To Be Continued"