Chapter 3: Randy's New Obsession

Later on that day that the Simpsons Family is out on the town of South Park to take those scenic views had gasped this small sleepy mountain town with its grace. Lisa was overcome with the large organic and vegan sections in the local indoor farmer's market that replaced the Whole Foods store had left the town almost two years ago. As the young girl is still in a daze at the local farmer market has to offer when she had bumped into Mayor McDaniels who was on her lunch hour who was seated with Principal Victoria at a little bistro's outside dining area having lunch.

"Well, Mary that this is a better improvement over an overpriced grocery chain store to tell us what to do with our lives." Principal Victoria said, before taking a bite out of her freshly made sandwich.

"Yeah... Why the hell did I'd listened to Marsh and my advisors to bring a chain store in the first place that I and everyone else was duped by the ads…? Remember that Walmart store that we had gotten that almost put almost the town's small businesses out of business." McDaniels reminded her about the crazy stuff had happened with the first local Walmart." That is when Lisa had accidently tripped over a water hose to land on McDaniels' back. "Little girl, are you okay?"

"I'm so sorry for bumping into you madam that I didn't see the hose over there that I was overcome with amazement for your town's indoor farmer market." Lisa explained herself that McDaniels doesn't looks mad at all.

"It is okay, little girl that it was an accident no hard feelings here at all…. Thank you that it is our little town's greatest achievement." McDaniels replied that she looks pleased when she had heard the nice compliment from the young bright out of towner who was standing in front of her.

"Mmm… Excuse me, madam… Do you know Mayor Mary Kay McDaniels that I look up to her as a positive female role model for being an influenced and powerful yet take nonsense figure in the local political scene that I want to grow up being like her to end the corruption in Springfield had spawned under Mayor Quimby's leadership and go to an Ivy League school like Yale." Lisa explained herself that the comment she had made both McDaniels and Victoria looks at each other that Vicky knows McDaniels hates Quimby with a burning passion at that moment.

"Yes, I know her that she is a very busy woman to keep the town running smoothly. " McDaniels lied that she had been mobbed an enough already for the day that she wants to relax after dodging Quimby for the whole day that Vicky looks stunned at her for not revealing herself as the mayor. That is when Marge had come from the behind to get Lisa to head back to the hotel.

"Lisa Marie Simpson, it's time to go that your father is still throwing a hissing fit over lack of duff beer on tap in this town." Marge said, as she had laid her left hand on her daughter's left shoulder. "I'm so sorry for my daughter's excitement by interrupting your lunch, ladies."

"It is okay, we eat on the run and people chat with us all time…. Right, Vicky?" McDaniels added, as she looks at Vicky to back her up on her little lie.

"Oh, yes…" Victoria replied that she was slipping on her wine cocktail, as both Marge and Lisa were walking away. "Mary, why you didn't tell that little girl that you're the mayor of this town?"

"Geez, Vicky …. I need a little break from my mayoral duties sometimes." McDaniels said, while she was holding her glass of mimosa, as she had leaned back against her chair in a relaxed stance. "I'm better go home for a bit."

"To be honest that I think that little girl is Lisa Simpson who had defeated our Kyle Broflovski and Wendy Testaburger in the State's spelling bee final." Victoria replied, while she was sitting there thinking back.

Meanwhile at the Chef Jerome McElroy Memorial Park that Randy was with Sgt. Yates and a couple of his uniformed officers to find out who is this vandal who had destroyed the town's public properties. But Yates and his officers has decided to fuck around with Randy for the payback for him leading the antipolice movement against them within the town.

"You need find this scumbag and suffers the worse punishment in community service had offered, Yates." Randy demanded that he was having a full blown bitch fit right now.

"Well, Marsh…This is not offensive at all that it will offensive that someone exposed themselves to tell us to fuck off that time." Yates replied, while his officers were standing laughing their asses off.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Randy said in a shocked tone that he was caught off guard on the trip down on the memory lane. "No, I can't remember from two seasons ago."

"Oh, of course not that you were drunk on power and wine down at Skeeter's and Whole Foods…. Wrap up, boys that we have to take our hula lessons down at the station in 10 minutes." Yates saracastic states, before walking off with his officers leaving Randy behind lightly laughing.

"Hey, where are you going that you had sworn on an oath to serve the community… Get back over here to take this report now!" Randy protested that is when Yates and his officers had turned around to pretend to do the hula at that moment. While the boys and Dovahkiin was playing in the large sandbox building castles when they had seen the scene with Randy and the cops. "Oh, come on, Harrison."

"Dude, I see the local cops returning the favor to your dad for fucking BarBrady over." Kenny said that he and his friends had stopped in their tracks.

"That is what you get for being a fucking dick, Mr. Marsh." Dovahkiin whispered toward Kenny who had nodded in agreement.

"Dude, it's my dad after all that I know he was a dick during the local PC movement." Stan explained about his father's obsession with current trends.

"Yeah….But your dad and other people in this damned town had hurt a lot of people in the long haul like Kenny, Cartman, BarBrady and Kyle from the obsession." Dovahkiin challenged that he was standing there with his arms folded.

"Dude, he is right." Kyle added, while he was sitting there with Ike building the castle.

"Hey, I just sitting here with my bag of cheesy poofs and drink, watching Randy get served by the cops, ha." Cartman said that he wants to stay out of the discussion.

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A few hours later…. Cut to South Park City Hall in the main lobby that Lisa had sneaked away from her overprotective mother to viewed South Park's local politics on first handed account, which she had went past the guards who playing cards to kill some time behind the security desk. That is when she had noticed the portrait of Mayor McDaniels hanging on the wall along with the members of the council photos on the wall, which she is shocked, as people were leaving for the night.

"Uh-Oh, my God… I'd talked to the mayor without knowing it that I feels embarrassed for making myself look like a foolish fangirl to her earlier." Lisa said to herself, as she stood in front of the portrait. Inside the mayor's office that Mayor McDaniels was back to do some work that she was holding off lately.

"Excuse me, young lady that we would be locking doors right now." Guard one said, as he walks up to her to tell her to leave.

"I can tell that this is going to be a long night ahead, which I'm not looking toward this at all." McDaniels sighed heavy to herself that she looking bored as hell when she look at the mounting file stack was sitting on her desk that is when her office phone begins to ring at that moment. "Hello? What is it now, Marsh…? No, you are going to find out who had done this vandalism with or without cops, Capiche!" She wants him out of her hair that she is still angry with him, after the whole fiasco with BarBrady gotten shot had went down, which she was making faces during the entire call. After she had gotten off the phone that is when she had noticed BarBrady standing there in the middle of the room. "Ugh, I need a well needed vacation far away from here so bad…. George, what are you doing here?"

"Geez whiz, Mary…. That I was only checking on you to see you getting bombarded with Quimby's advances again." BarBrady explained, as he had closed the double doors behind him. While McDaniels had walked toward her desk to look through her paperwork. "You should know that Quimby will lurking around here to get to you, my sunshine."

"Yeah, I know. But I think you have something else on your mind, George." McDaniels replied that she was wearing a flirting smile on her youthful looking face, and wrapped her arms around him at that moment.

During this time at the Marsh's home inside Randy's home office that Randy was standing in front of a giant easel board have crime scene photos of the vandalism at the public bathroom at the park on it, which it is his duty as Secretary of Public Parks and grounds to find this scumbag after the local cops had refused to help out with the case.

"I will find you little punk that I'm going to make you pay for defacing my city's property." Randy said roared that he has his fist clenched with fury. Outside of the room in the hallway that Stan was leaving when he had bumped into his mother who has a basket of laundry in her hands.

"Mom, I see dad is into another obsession that is controlling his life again?" Stan questioned his mother who had stopped in her tracks to nod at him.

"Tell me about it, Stanley… Are you off for that sleepover party at your friend, Dovahkiin's house tonight?" Sharon quickly replied, which Stan had quickly nodded, as he was walking toward the door. "Goodbye, sweetie." That is when she had popped her head through the door to see what he is truly doing in there. "Randy, the kids are gone for the night that it means that we have the whole house to ourselves that we can watch informative murder porn tonight."

"Not now, Sharon that I'm busy to find out on the identity of this vandal who defaced one of our local properties." Randy answered, as he turned to look at her.

"Really, Randy? You are playing detective that you should let the local police deal with it." Sharon added that she has her arms folded as she glared back at him.

"Well, Sharon… They had blew me off lately that I think they are still pissed at me for the whole antipolice movement." Randy exclaimed that he was standing there rubbing the back of his neck nervously.

"Randy, you were being an asshole during the whole BarBrady getting shot fiasco and PC movement that could be the cause of them hating you right now." Sharon reminded him of his actions from almost two years ago.

Back at South Park City Hall that Quimby was seen lurking around in the darkness that he was hiding in one of the bathroom stalls that he was waiting for the right moment to make his move on an unsuspecting McDaniels. Inside the mayor's office that both McDaniels and BarBrady were heading over to her stayover bedroom that there is a raging blizzard outside right now.

"I don't feel like driving in this mess tonight, George." McDaniels explained, as she was leading BarBrady down the dark hallway to the room to spend rest of the night in that the dim street lights lit the path for.

"These howling winds are scary tonight, Mary." BarBrady said in a scared tone when he was hearing the loud howling of the icy winds outside, which it had led him to wrapped his arms around her body for some comfort. All sudden she can sensed a disturbance within the area by the scent of expensive smelly cologne.

"Quimby, I know it's you that the smell of your stinky cologne is giving you away." McDaniels expressed her annoyance toward her suitor that she does not want to deal with him. That is when Quimby had stepped out of the darkness at that moment.

"Eh… Mary that you looks very lovely tonight." Quimby replied in a nervous tone when he saw her with BarBrady looking at each other that is when BarBrady had gone over to him to escort him out of the building.

"Let go now that the mayor does not share the same affections toward you at all." BarBrady said, as he was escorting him that McDaniels was scrolling behind them that she was super appeased with her lover right now. After throwing Quimby out of the building during a snowstorm that both McDaniels and BarBrady were heading back to the room to go to bed at that moment. "Oh, look like that you will be getting lucky tonight, George."

"Oh, geez… Oh, geez… Oh, geez… Oh, geez." BarBrady said repeating after McDaniels kissed him for getting a rid of her annoying suitor out of her sight.

"To Be Continued"

Author's Notes: Sorry for the long wait for this chapter to come out that I was focusing all of my time with The Rising of the Shadow story instead.