UNEDITED
Akari gets left alone at the house at the age of three, when her drunken guardian commits suicide to join his wife after cussing her out and cursing her very existence. Since they… were a rather rich couple, she was left the house and a lot of money that she can't use until she becomes an 'adult'. Unable to live off of no money, and since the town where she lives seems to not care about children, Akari decides that to survive she needs to learn to pickpocket. That's why, at the physical age of three, she's in a market of fat obnoxious merchants that are speaking in a language she barely understands.
Akari looks around, trying to find the most oblivious person. Remembering a line from a story, she repeats it aloud to herself quietly.
"While your right hand distracts the person, your left hand goes for the money. It's always better to work together, rather than alone." Nodding to herself, she goes around playing with other children running into the most oblivious of people, avoiding those that look like they're part of a gang, with headbands Akari can't fully see and wearing usually dark colors.
She runs around, running into random people and yelling apologies as she giggles and runs from the kid who's 'it'.
The first old man she comes across has an obvious bulge in his wallet, and is easily pickpocketed. The wallet goes into her sleeve until she's far enough away, then she smirks and puts it in her cargo shorts.
She continues running around playing tag, sometimes being 'it', taking her time to get the fattest of wallets from the meanest of people.
By the end of the day, Akari has six fat wallets. She heads into an alleyway and takes out the money, throwing the wallets further into the alleyway.
'This should last me awhile, but I can't get experience if I don't practice. I'll go to different streets each day, running around to exercise while pickpocketing. Maybe I'll try to pickpocket a gang member when I think I'm good enough. It'll have to be one of the less alert ones. Maybe if one is distracted? Like, reading or something.'
Akari's eyes widen as she sees a library on her way home. Rushing in, she decides to read anything she can to increase her knowledge of the language. Akari starts at one side of the library on the first floor.
'A Guide to Fuinjutsu: Beginner' Akari blinks, eyes widening. Fuinjutsu? As in, the magical sealing arts used in the anime she was obsessed with at one point in time? That fuinjutsu?
She looks around wildly, looking at the name of the library. 'Konohagakure no Sato's Library for Civilians and Ninja' and under that, 'No civilians can go past this floor, hitai-ate needed to go to the second, and chunin vest needed to go to the last.'
'Wait. So those gang members aren't gang members, but ninja?' Akari promptly faints.
"Miss? Miss? Kid! Wake up! We're closing! Go home." Akari blinks her eyes open, glaring at the civilian librarian shaking and yelling at her. Slapping his hands away, she sprints out of the library to home, going as fast as she can.
When she arrives home, she cooks noodles, and eats them without any seasoning. 'I'm in a story. I'm in a story. I'm in a story. So that warmth that I've been observing and spinning and shoving out of my body each night until exhaustion is chakra, life energy. Basically the not-quite physical manifestation of one's will, used to create jutsu, or impossible and magical techniques, and easier to use with hand seals or handsigns. So the feel of others' 'warmth' is chakra sensing.' She steers her thoughts away from that subject, and onto another. 'I'm dead. I… died. I'll never be able to go back. Why is this just now sinking in?'
Akari's eyes burn as she realizes that she'll never see her friends again. That she'll never be able to finish the trilogy she was reading. That she'll never get to finish the book she was writing. That all of that bloodshed at the end of her life had been for nothing, since her killer never lived long enough to actually rob her.
Warm tears flow down her face as she realizes that she never got to make bonds with her new family, never got to feel what familial love was, because she somehow killed her mother. Somehow got her father to hate her. They're dead. They are dead, because of her.
She doesn't notice her chakra rapidly depleting. She doesn't care when she gets light-headed. She just curls in a ball before she loses consciousness, letting the darkness once again encompass her as her thoughts finally stop.
When she wakes up, she takes a scalding shower, which turns to a freezing one after a while. Akari dries herself off, looking at her reflection for the first time in her new life. A girl with black hair, almost black dark blue eyes, extremely pale skin, and bloodshot eyes' stare back at her. She looks away, pulling on her clothes and deciding to go out to eat, mapping out Konoha as well.
Her life falls into routine after that, shower when she wakes up, eat, train while stealing money and sometimes even items, read at the library, eat, practice random stuff like martial arts kata and fuinjutsu, write down all she knows of the story she is in in her main language, spy on academy classes, eat, meditate, do anything else she needs to, sleep, rinse, repeat.
Her routine only gets interrupted a few times a year, her only allowing major events to stop her from completing her routine.
A seven year old girl runs from the old man she got caught stealing from, white zip-up hoodie making her easy to find in the bustling crowd. She pulls her hood lower with her fingerless-gloves on her hands, checking her fabric mask as well to see that it's still snug on her face, covering the lower half of her face, only her bright green eyes visible.
Her hand hovers over her left shoulder, wondering if she should remove some of the weight put on her via fuinjutsu seal to escape. Deciding not to, for training purposes only, she sees an easy ninja target with white hair that's relaxed and not guarding his kunai pouch, distracted by an ad about some book. Her mind reminds her that she needs some more kunai, and she weaves through the crowd towards the man.
She 'accidentally' bumps into him, easily unlatching the kunai pouch and about to slip it in her pocket when a hand grabs her wrist. She tries pulling away, but the hand stays on her wrist, gripping it tight enough to bruise. The girl doesn't wince at the pain, she's used to most pain by now.
"Where are you?! Get back here, you thief!" The old man chasing her yells, catching her attention. 'Shit! The ninja was acting laidback! Why didn't I listen to the chunin vest? The old man'll catch me if I stay! Uh, henge! Use it! Hurry, he's getting closer to me!'
"Maa, what do we have here? A thief trying to steal my kunai? It looks like that wasn't your first time, either." A vaguely familiar voice says. The girl quickly brings her right hand to where her other is being held, forming a handsign.
"Henge! Daddy, daddy! Can I try on your headband, pleeease?" The now grey spiky haired and dark grey eyed masked girl wearing dark blue clothes asks excitedly, jumping up and down as the familiar -annoying, a canon character- ninja's visible eye widens in surprise, his other being covered by his hitai-ate. His own hair was a light grey, spikey and lopsided, and he also wore a dark blue mask connecting to his longsleeve shirt covered by a military dark green vest, tucked into dark blue pants. Before he can say anything to his fake daughter, the old man that was chasing her passes in a rush.
"Kawarimi no Jutsu!" The girl whispers, replacing herself with a conveniently placed log in a nearby alleyway. She sprints from the alleyway, the canon character's kunai pouch in her pocket as she rushes to her favorite training grounds to train with them, making false trails on the way, one which leads into her second favorite training grounds, the Forest of Death.
At the third training ground, the girl henges into a pink-haired green-eyed girl and does self-made kata on the water, sometimes adjusting her stance to one better fit for her. The girl isn't wearing a mask and has a hitai-ate tied around her neck. In her hands is an orange book that she found in the kunai pouch, said pouch left on the shore for now.
"He'll probably be wanting this back…" She muses, contemplating throwing the book in the lake when she's done reading it. After all, she has her own 18+ Icha Icha Paradise book at home, courtesy of stolen money and henge-ing into old men.
"Yes, I do." The girl yelps, falling onto her butt on top of the water as her head turns to see the ninja from earlier. Connecting a chakra string to the kunai pouch, she tugs it towards herself, catching it and having it vanish in a poof, into a special fuinjutsu storage seal invisibly printed on both of her hands, using a code from her last life to have over two-hundred separate pockets of storage.
"Nope, bye." She lets herself fall into the water, book in hand and watches gleefully as the canon character's -Hatake Kakashi, right?- eye widens in horror and reaches out, as if to grab his book. What he didn't know is that right before she fell, she put a waterproofing seal on the side of the book he couldn't see, effectively saving his book from any water damage.
Once she was underwater, she used kawarimi and left the book behind, watching from a tree as Kakashi dives for his book. She blinks in surprise.
"Hn? I didn't know he'd dive for it! Ah, his mistake." She shrugs, poofing into a green-haired masked boy wearing a black t-shirt and tan cargo shorts. Reappearing on the water, she continues to do her kata. She pauses to watch Kakashi drag his soaked body out of the water, to on top of it, Icha Icha in hand.
"Did I mention that I put a waterproofing seal on it? No? Oh, whoops." He wipes wet grey hair from in front of his eye, glaring at her. She can feel the killing intent coming from Kakashi. "Like a wet kitten," she muses, eyes gleaming mirthfully. He sighs, killing intent vanishing abruptly. Kakashi observes her, neither moving.
Getting bored, she goes back to doing her kata after rolling her eyes at him. A few minutes later Kakashi speaks up, voice casual, "So, are you a girl? Or a guy?"
"Wouldn't you like to know." Brilliant emerald green eyes crease in a smile as she shunshins to the library after leaving a few dozen more false trails, reappearing as the pink-haired girl, hitai-ate on her forehead. She taps a seal on her left forearm to keep the henge there and to make it seem more realistic to any close observations or sensor ninja.
Walking into the library, she heads towards the librarian she met on the first day, who usually knew of her antics. "Yo, Takada-kun. I'll be reading the rest of the day, can you tell me when it's 7?" The civilian nods, cheerfully waving as she ascends the stairs.
"Sure thing, Yami-chan!" The girl picks up where she left off reading, almost done with the second floor. The last three scrolls were on 'Mathematics and Trajectory', 'Medical Ninjutsu: Advanced', and 'Taijutsu Kata that can go with Kenjutsu'. She spends all of her time memorizing the books. By the time someone else comes in, she's on the last scroll, almost done.
"That wasn't very nice, thief-san. Leaving all those false trails, stealing from civilians, never unhenge-ing. I might think you're using what you learned at the Academy for bad. Except, you didn't learn at the Academy, did you? You aren't even an actual ninja, let alone an academy student, are you?" The girl barely glances up, humming to acknowledge that she heard him.
A few minutes later, after she finished memorizing the last scroll on the floor, she talks. "Fuck off, ninja-teme. You need a guardian to enter the academy, mine are dead." Kakashi blinks slowly at her coarse language, thinking minutely on what she said as she puts the scroll back where it belongs.
The orphanage would sign it, but she doesn't seem to be from the orphanage. All kids have a choice to live on their own as long as they can take care of themselves, but that doesn't seem like an option, she doesn't look older than ten.
Then again, he took care of himself when he was younger than ten too. But that was during wartime, and he was a chunin, a mid-level ninja, considered an adult. Kakashi realizes that he's been staring and clears his throat to catch her attention.
"... Then why aren't you at the orphanage?" He tilts his head, visible eye swimming in confusion. He didn't understand why she didn't just go there and ask for them to sign the Academy papers, or just forge them, since she doesn't seem to mind doing anything illegal.
"Why do you masturbate? Not being there is a luxury, and the freedom is amazing. Um, why are you still here? Well, if you want your kunai back, you aren't getting them back, so don't bother asking." She spits out, annoyed at the interruption of her writing squiggles and shapes in a notebook. Maybe a different language? Or code? He hasn't seen any languages written like that, though, so it must be a code made by her. Silence falls on the pair, and the girl goes back to writing. Kakashi observes her, wondering what to do with the foul-mouthed thief.
Eventually, he decides to bring her to the Hokage. Luckily for him, she had just put ninety five percent of her chakra into a seal on her right forearm right before he appeared, and couldn't use any jutsu. So when he grabs her and quickly shunshins to the Hokage's office, she isn't able to escape in time, and stumbles into said office in front of Kakashi.
An old man in white and red robes with the kanji for fire on them and a hat on his head with the fire kanji on it as well looks up, brown eyes sharp. The lines engraved in his wrinkly tan flesh move as he speaks. The girl struggles in Kakashi's grip, not leaving the Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen's notice. He speaks.
"You're early for once, Kakashi," He puffs on a pipe, smoke clouding out of his mouth.
"I have a mission for you. It's only a B-Rank, but even the second-best tracker can't find the trouble-maker."
"We don't know their name, nor their appearance, but a kid no older than ten has been stealing from civilians and shinobi alike, and has also been pranking my ANBU squads. I want you to find them and bring them to me," Hiruzen then pulls out a black backpack with many pockets, scrolls sticking out of the open side pockets.
"The only thing we have of theirs is this backpack. Be careful, we think they may be a fuinjutsu master."
The girl doesn't tense when she sees her black backpack that carries all her valuable fuinjutsu scrolls. Nor does she flinch when the leader of Konoha looks at her curiously. "Ah, my apologies. Kakashi, who is she? And why is she henged?" Not even does she react negatively when he begins speaking. Only when Hiruzen notices she's henged does she flinch.
Escaping Kakashi's grasp, she sprints towards the door, spinning to run towards the window instead when he appears before her. Diving for the window, her secondary henge and henge-seal fails when she's pulled back by Kakashi, now hanging in the air from her hood.
Silence blankets the room as the dark haired, dark eyed seven year old curls up slightly like a cub being picked up by it's mother. Her long black hair goes a few feet past her slightly curled up feet and legs. The seven year old adjusts her black fabric mask, slightly lifting it up her nose.
"So… Finding me is a B-Rank? And you think I'm ten?" She asks to break the tense silence. Hiruzen sighs wearily, observing the slightly swinging seven year old in exasperation. This innocent looking little girl is the cause of so much chaos? The cause of the Hyuuga's strife with other clans? The cause of the civilians complaints? The reason so many ninja have lost their kunai and shuriken? A little girl? He sighs again when he notices the slight disturbance in her chakra, signifying another henge.
"You still have a henge up." Hiruzen comments on, gravelly voice serious. The girl shrugs, nodding in confirmation. What harm could them knowing do? She does look like that, just… having some extra attributes that she doesn't want civilians to see.
"Mhm, but this is what I look like. Can I have my backpack back now? I've been looking everywhere for that. I thought I left it somewhere in the Forest of Death. Oh, and I'm seven, Ojii-sama." The girl lifts a hand, trying to release herself from Kakashi's grasp. Feeling his fingers tighten, she gives up after a few seconds. 'There's no way I can get out of this situation right now anyways.'
"Sure," The Hokage pauses at the way her face brightens before adding, "If you unhenge." Before he can continue to speak, the seven year old nods rapidly. Fist pumping and swinging wildly in the air as she celebrates.
"Deal! If I get both my backpack and everything in it, of course." The Hokage hums, thinking over the positive aspects and the negative ones as he watches the kid celebrate. Was the backpack that important to her? Or is that an act? He doesn't think it's an act, she looks genuinely happy.
Eventually, he nods and there's a poof of smoke from the girl. At first he doesn't see anything different, but then he notices something moving behind her yet in front of Kakashi. Looking at it he sees a sleek long black furry cat tail.
Kakashi, who saw this at the same time as the Hokage, quickly drops the girl, letting them see her two cat ears atop her head. She lands on her butt.
Kakashi, still in shock from the cat features, blurts the first thing that comes to mind. "Aren't cats supposed to land on their feet?" She glares at him, cat ears atop her head folding back.
"Aren't ninja-teme's supposed to have inch-long dicks? Fuck off, Kashi-teme. Yours is smaller." The Hokage chokes on air at her comment, eyes wide at the coarse language. 'Maybe not so innocent.' He thinks.
"You're really vulgar, aren't you? Ah, Hokage-sama, this is… Neko-chan. Or Yokai Yami, as the librarian calls her. The kid you were looking for." The girl looks around the small office, noticing the walls were in good condition.
'Didn't I carve stuff into the walls in a vandalizing prank?' She pouts slightly, wondering how they fixed it. Unknown to her, Kakashi and Hiruzen were conversing about her while she took note of the walls, and Hiruzen interrupts her thoughts.
"What happened to your parents, child? What's your name?" The girl shrugs nonchalantly, eyes gazing out the window. The sky was bright blue, big fluffy clouds sluggishly trailing through its depths. The sun was just beginning to set, Kakashi having stolen her just before seven.
Thinking carefully whether she should actually tell the truth or fabricate a lie, she decides to do the former. Her eyes slowly trail away from the window to lock on the white's of the Hokage's eyes.
She never looked people in the eye. It always left an odd feeling in her stomach and chest. Like something swiped through the area and decided to mix her insides around without doing anything harmful. She hates that feeling, not knowing what it is.
"Mother died when I was born, and Father committed suicide when I was three, on my birthday," She hesitates, biting her lip under her mask for a second before continuing, "After cursing my existence and bleeding out in front of me. I don't really like my name, but it's Akari… I actually just let people name me whatever they want. It's much easier for me, and since they created it, they'll remember it. So you should do it as well, Ojii-sama."
Kakashi stares at the kid's ears, wondering how she got them. 'Did they just appear out of nowhere, or…?' He glares at the offending ears. 'No, that's not possible. Are they fake?' The ears twitch a little as the kid turns around after she's done speaking, eyes mirthful. She notices the raised hand and determined glare in Kakashi's eye and chuckles.
"Oi, you've been staring at my ears for a while now, haven't you?. I know they look soft and fluffy, but you can't pet them." Realizing his hand was raised, he quickly lowers it.
"Ah, I don't- I was just wondering how you got the ears and tail." He stutters, pointing at the -they do look fluffy and pettable- ears. Kakashi eye smiles, rubbing the back of his head awkwardly.
"I joined myself with a kitten because I fucked up my chakra system, and now I can use chakra, obviously." Kakashi stares at her incredulously, confused at her choice of words. Not only was what she did immoral, but she said it was obvious that she did so. How in any way was that obvious?
"Ah, obviously?" He asks after an extremely long and awkward pause, hoping for clarification.
"Yes… No, wait. Not like that! I meany obviously I can use my chakra you baka-teme!" Kakashi's stare doesn't relent, confusing the girl, "Why are you staring at me like that? The cat was dying anyways," She shrugs, "It's not like I meant to! It just… Happened!" She exclaims, arms waving wildly, "I mean, I put our foreheads together and mingled my chakra with the kitten's to create a bond so I could let the kitten die in peace, since it was sliced open by another kitten!" She pouts at them, not that they can see it. "I wouldn't kill a poor kitten for my own personal gain, that's just cruel. Though humans-" Hiruzen interrupts before she can continue, wanting to go home before midnight.
"So, Neko-chan. I heard the only reason you aren't in the Academy and are on the streets pranking and stealing is because you don't have a guardian and refuse to live at the orphanage, is that correct?" He asks, deciding to try and fix the problem as soon as possible when he thinks of his grandson, Konohamaru, who was visiting him tonight.
"Uh, yeah?" The girl, Neko, looks severely confused at this point, and a little offended. What was the old man getting at? He already knows this, or was he not paying attention? She shrugs uncomfortably, brushing off her thoughts.
"Then it's settled! Kakashi is your new guardian and you'll be put in the same class as others your age. Since you are pretty advanced already, I'll put you in with the advanced class most expected to graduate this year." Hiruzen says, clapping his hands and shoving paperwork at Kakashi as he stands up, stretching.
"Maa, ar-" Kakashi is interrupted by Neko's shout of surprise.
"Really? I can go to the academy? Yes!" Neko dances around, a grin on her face. Kakashi watches her, bemused.
"Why are you so excited? It's not like-" He once again is interrupted by Neko, but this time in dismay.
"How did an idiot like you track me down and catch me! No one wants to play with an outcast, you loser! Now I'm going to a place where making friends and keeping them is a hell of a lot easier! Thank you Ojii-sama!" Neko jumps at Hiruzen and hugs him tightly, quickly letting go to go back to dancing around. Hiruzen chuckles at her excitement and ruffles her hair.
"Well, you should go and fill out that paperwork, Kakashi. Neko, you go with him. He is your guardian now." Kakashi, seeing he wasn't getting out of this, sighs and shunshins to his apartment after grabbing Neko and her backpack.
Neko looks around, face scrunched up in mild disgust. "Yeah, good luck with the paperwork, Kashi-teme. I'm going home. Your apartment is too small, almost smaller than your-" Kakashi puts a hand over where Neko's mouth is.
"You talk too much, Neko-chan. Be a good cat and shut up, or do you want attention and food?" Kakashi eye smiles at Neko's irritated glare.
"No!" Immediately after she growls that, her stomach decides to make itself known, "Not a word, Baka-teme!" She yells, poofing away afterwards. Kakashi chuckles, before realizing that she never told him what name he should write down for her. Shrugging, he puts, 'Akari Neko.'
At her house, Neko faceplants into her bed. Underneath her mask, her face is red. "Stupid stomach, being mean to me."
Once she calmed down and ate, she stares up at the ceiling on her bed. She left her backpack at Kakashi's place. She'll go there tomorrow, but that isn't what was bothering her. She could read just fine, and the librarian helped her sometimes when she didn't know how to say a word, but she never heard one of the words Kakashi said to her.
"What the hell is 'attention'? Like, what kanji or hiragana is it?" She demands the next day after tracking Kakashi to her favorite training grounds, red cheeks hidden by her cool black mask. Kakashi turns to her in surprise, bemused.
"You don't know what attention is?" Neko waves her hand in a dismissive gesture, shaking her head.
"I probably know what it is, but I've never heard that word said aloud before, and so don't know which written word it goes to. Also, when do I get to go to the Academy?" Neko holds out a piece of paper and a pen. Shaking his head in dismay, he writes out the kanji for attention while answering her question.
"You go tomorrow, since I'm turning the papers in later today." Neko nods, taking the paper back and observing the kanji. She makes a noise in the back of her throat and shakes her head.
Kakashi notices the confusion on her face and realizes she really doesn't know what attention means. "Uh, you don't know what that means?" He asks awkwardly, not really knowing how to describe it.
"I do, but I'm confused why a wild kitten bigger than you would want attention? Especially since those types of kittens people usually try to avoid in the forests." Kakashi deadpans when she says this. Does she just call anything resembling a cat, kitten?
"Where did you find this… kitten?" He asks, hesitant to know the answer for some reason.
"Training ground forty four, the forest of death." Neko replies cheerfully while Kakashi sweatdrops. Yes, he decides, she does call anything resembling a cat 'kitten'.
"What were you doing there?" He asks before he can stop himself. Neko puts a finger to her chin, tilting her head as she looks upwards. The sky was cloudy and gray in the early morning, rain looking like it's just around the corner.
"Hanging out, enjoying life, petting the kittens, playing with the snakes, stuff like that." She lists off on her hand, not caring about the incredulous look Kakashi pins her with.
She smirks afterwards, hand going to her left shoulder and putting chakra in the weight seal that makes her as slow as a civilian her age, and as clumsy as well. "Ah, I have to go and train now, Kashi-teme. Sayonara!"
Kakashi, not liking the glimmer in her eyes, decides to follow her. He watches as she taps on her left forearm and transforms into a mischievous-looking green haired-and eyed- boy, the same one that she transformed into yesterday. A grin spreads across her- 'Or is it his, now?' -face, and she runs through the crowd, not stealing anything.
Noticing her tapping a lot of people, civilians and shinobi alike, seals appearing discreetly where she taps the people.
After tapping a few hundred people, she jumps on a table, visible to everyone on the street, and starts yelling as loud as she could, "Come one, come all! See if you can resist my magical powers of awesomeness!" Some people glance at the supposed young boy, but no one approaches.
"Oh? Looks like none of yOU SEEM TO FEEL THE GRAVITY OF THIS SITUATION! I'LL FIX THAT FOR YOU! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME!" Kakashi appears behind her as everyone she tapped collapses, unable to bear the weight of her seal.
"MWAHAHAHA, BOW BEFORE ME MY UNDERLINGS!" She's about to hop down and run from the ninja that she didn't tap who were with those who did, but a hand lands on her shoulder, gripping it painfully.
She freezes, not bothering to look behind her as she recognizes the chakra signature that she didn't notice before.
"Maa, that's enough. Let the innocent people go." He catches her hands before she could put them together into a handsign, gripping her wrists hard enough to bruise.
Neko wonders if he knows that he's bruising her. It doesn't hurt, really, but it's annoying henge-ing to cover bruises and cuts and scrapes up. Even though she henges anyways, but the point still stands, bruises are ugly and annoying.
"Uh, if I say no? I mean, this is the easiest way to get them to bow down, and I'm not Hokage, so…" She mumbles, not wincing when her bones feel like they are beginning to bend and get crushed.
"Then I'll make you." He growls, thinking on how he's now responsible for the irritating child before him. Neko was not thinking about how irritated he sounded, but instead how that sentence could be taken the wrong way, and in her shock she doesn't respond for a few seconds.
"Uh, um, let go, then. I have to make a handsign to release it. Also, you're close to breaking my bones right now, ya know." The pain triples when he lets go, and she can't stop the whimper that escapes as she quickly makes the handsign to erase the seals. The second she feels the last seal vanish, she poofs away. She heads to the hospital, since she hasn't learned to heal broken bones yet, and when Kakashi let go she felt a bone crack and splinter.
Kakashi, feeling bad, since he didn't know he was hurting her that badly, tries to find her. She isn't at her house, nor is she at the third training grounds. When he finally does find her, she's exiting the hospital, which only serves to increase his guilt.
Neko heads towards the Hokage's heads, deciding to look over the village for the rest of the day.
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You may or may not care, but when writing this I first named it 'An OP person who totally can't stalk Orochimaru at one point in time cause he left before she was reborn.' Kawarimi- Substitution Henge- Transform Shunshin- Body Flicker Konohagakure no Sato- Village Hidden in the Leaves/Konoha Hitai-ate- Forehead protector Hokage- Leader of Konoha and it's military Ojii-gramps/grandpa Teme-bastard Baka-idiot/stupid Fuinjutsu- basically written magic Taijutsu- martial arts/hand-to-hand combat Kenjutsu- sword-wielding Genjutsu- basically brainwashing and controlled hallucinations mixed together Ninjutsu- chakra combat, using chakra to do usually impossible things, magic, basically