Too Many Men!
Chapter 2 – Men, they're all the same…
One day, in Sandy's treedome…
Sandy: Darn it. I've run out of acorns again. Guess I'll have to go to the
Supermarket to buy some…
(Sandy goes out)
In the Supermarket…
Sandy: Let's see. Acorns… acorns… acorns…
(Sandy spots some acorns in the aisle marked 'Acorns')
Sandy: Aha! Found some. Now to pay for the –
(Sandy bumps straight into Squidward)
Squidward: Watch where you're going!
Sandy: Sorry, Squidward! I didn't see you –
Squidward: Humph. (Leaves)
Sandy (muttering): Men… they're all the same…Should've moved
back to Texas… Now, just where is that cashier?
(Sandy walks around the Supermarket and spots SpongeBob)
Sandy: Sigh. SpongeBob is such a hottie, unlike that Squidward. (To
SpongeBob) Howdy, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Hello, Sandy. Ready for our next big "date"?
Sandy (Shyly): N-n-no… I mean…
SpongeBob: It's okay if you can't handle my debonair ways, Sandy. I
guess I'd just have to find someone else who could.
Sandy: No, SpongeBob! Wait! I would love to go –
(SpongeBob leaves)
Sandy: Oh, no… now even SpongeBob is acting like those grumpy
men… (Spots the cashier) Oh, look, there's the cashier.
(Sandy walks over to the cashier and hands over the acorns. Cashier scans the acorns one by one)
Cashier: Two dollars.
(Sandy smiles at the cashier and hands him a two-dollar note)
Cashier: Thanks! By the way…
Sandy: What?
Cashier (flirtatiously): I'm Ted. What's your name, hot stuff?
Sandy (confused): Uh – the name's Sandy.
Ted: Oh, Sandy. Okay. So, babe, how 'bout a date? At my place? We
could get in the hot tub and…
Sandy: Don't mess with me, pervert! Hi-YAH!
(Sandy gives Ted a karate chop)
Ted: Owww…
Sandy: That'll teach y'all not to mess with me! I hate men! (Leaves)
Outside the Supermarket…
Sandy: I've got to do something about those men…
(Sandy's cellphone rings)
Sandy (picks up phone): Howdy, Sandy Cheeks speakin'
Pearl: Girl? This is Pearl.
Sandy: Howdy, Pearl!
Pearl: Listen, Sandy. You see, there are just too many annoying men
here in Bikini Bottom. Don't you know about that cashier at
the Supermarket?
Sandy: Yeah, that guy tried to hit on me earlier today.
Pearl: And your boyfriend, SpongeBob?
Sandy: Sigh.
Pearl: He tried to ask me out on a DATE!
Sandy: I had a misunderstanding with him in the Supermarket just now.
And he left, saying that I couldn't handle his debonair ways and
that he wanted to find someone else who could…
Pearl: That's the exact problem with men, Sandy.
Sandy: So what do y'all wanna do, Pearl?
Pearl: Hmm… I'm planning to invite the ladies of Bikini Bottom,
mainly myself, you, Mrs. Puff and my fashion troupe, to a
"Girls' Day Out" at the mall tomorrow to just rid ourselves of
those pervs we call men.
Sandy: That's a great idea, Pearl! What time should I meet you there?
Pearl: Meet me at 10 am tomorrow, outside the Krusty Krab.
Sandy: OK. Gotcha.
Pearl: Good. So, see you tomorrow?
Sandy: Yep. You too. Bye!
Pearl: Bye!
(Sandy hangs up and puts cellphone back in pocket)
TO BE CONTINUED…