Devilish: This chapter is fun to type, but took me long enough to update, because I was too obsessed with Maple Story;
Anyways, half of the chappie was done last year, now Maple doesn't work on my computer anymore, so I continued to write fan fiction! (Hooray?) Now my way of talking might changed a bit. So first half is different from last half. Lol.
Disclaimer: I-do-NOT-own-FMA!
Warning: Craziness! Why? Because I'm insane while writing this chapter. ;))
Remember:
"Speech"
'Thought'
Chapter 9: HQ goes "BOOM!" Part 1
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Riza opened the door.
And she stunned.
Ed peeked his head over Riza "Um, Lieut., what hap--," his eyes widened; he couldn't believe what he has seen.
Susie was there. She was sitting Roy's lap.
Roy sweat dropped "uh, Lieu-lieutenant Hawkeye, thing is not going as you see," he wanted to say something more but Susie grabbed his neck and crawling (eww!) "You are so cute when you flustered, my love!!"
"My love?!" both Ed and Riza asked.
"Yup!" Susie happily answered and hugged Roy even tighter, while Roy was trying to pull her away "isn't he cute?? What do you think, first lieutenant and o'chibi-san???"
Ed couldn't take that anymore "THAT'S IT!!!" and he was ready to kill Susie…
BANG!
Clang-clang-clang-- (sound of the bullet cases fell on the floor or whatever you called it)
The smoke spread out from the hole on the wall, Riza put back her gun "Ahem, sorry for the violent but I had no other choice," she glared at Roy, who was still frightening at the sudden shot.
"You!" the second lieutenant pointed her finger at her superior "Y-yes?" Roy shivered.
And Riza also pulled Ed out of the cabin (A/N: wtf? When did he get there? XD) "And you!"
Now she took out her guns and pointed toward Ed and Roy "you two! Go outside and work! There are plenty works for you! So stop being slackers!!"
But Ed noticed that Riza has winked at him, so those words had a different meaning… "Yes ma'am!" he took Roy's arm and pulled him out the office "See ya later!"
Riza watched as they slowly disappeared, she slightly shook her head "boys nowadays…," but she smiled "hope you guys will make it out, I'll support you since you are the one who can make him happy, Ed..,"
"Miss Hawkeye?" Riza came back to reality "yes?" "When will they come back?" Susie asked.
She shrugged "like I'd know," Susie sighed "how pitiful," but her eyes brightened "oh, can you show me around the HQ?" "Sure thing,"
Mean while…
"Woah! It's nice outside here, isn't it?" Ed said as he breathed in some fresh air "lets go and have some fun!!" Roy smiled, he was happy to see his lover like that "what do you want to do, Edward?" Ed's eyes sparkled "Amusement park and ice-cream!!!"
"Yawn...It's so boring 'round here..." the second lieutenant muttered as he pushed aside paperwork. "What's wrong, lieutenant? Don't have a girlfriend to goofing around with?" Breda sniggered.
"Shut up, you are the same," Havoc responded.
"WHAT?!" Bread stood up with fierce eyes. But Farman used a book to prevent those two "stop fighting, you guys just like kiddos," Havoc and Breda showed dead glares at each others. Fury suddenly realized "speaking of girlfriends, does anyone meet Colonel's girlfriend?"
Dead silence…
Havoc cut off the annoying silence "well, he changes girlfriends like changing clothes, and he chases after mine too," Fury pat Havoc's back, pretended to understand his sufferings.
"But these days the Colonel seems to be in love with someone, he's not talking 'bout any woman anymore," Farman said as Breda added "yes, and he's always doing paperwork really quick and goes home earlier than usual,"
"I wonder who it is…,"
BANG!
Clang-clang-clang--
"Hey!" Riza scolded "why don't you do paperwork instead of blabbering like women?!" Havoc murmured "Aren't you a woman too Riza..?"
They quickly returned to their positions, Havoc noticed someone was with the First Lieutenant "Lieut. Hawkeye, who is this cutie?"
BANG!
Clang-clang-clang-----
"It's none of your business!" Riza put her gun away "Work or Black Hayate will punish you guys!!" All the military men chorused "Y-yes, Ma'am!"
Susie hindered Riza "Please don't be angry, Miss Riza, they just want to know who I am," then she turned back "Hello, my name is Susie, nice to meet all of you!"
'Kawaii!!' all the men had pink heart-bubble on their heads. Havoc quickly changed his usual military uniform into a black tuxedo "Why, hello my lady," he spoke with the sweetest voice ever "Please accept this rose from your servant," he kneeled down.
"Sweet!" Susie took the rose and sniffed it "Roy has never given me something like this!" Havoc felt like his heart shattered "…Roy? So you are…." She smiled happily "Didn't you know? I'm his girlfriend!"
Mean while…
"Let's go to this one, Roy!" Ed pulled Roy to a roller-skating ground "but Ed, you don't know how to skate," Roy said as he was buying some tickets "No problem! I'll learn how to skate!" Ed laughed when he saw a girl felt on the ground, but a guy near her helped her to stand up 'sweet, I wish Roy would do it too,' suddenly a voice cut he from his dreams "hello? Earth to you, Edward," Roy waved a hand in front of Ed's face. "Eh, I'm okay, let's go and choose shoes sizes!"
They went inside, a woman with a green cap and green clothes asked "how can I help you?" Roy sat on a chair and said "I want to find shoes sizes for me and the boy over me here," he smirked "because I can't find the true size for him,"
Ed's face turned red "WHO ARE YOU CALLING WAS SO SMALL THAT HE CAN WEAR ONLY ANT'S SHOES??!!!!"
Roy let out a small laugh "who else in here is small like you?" Ed snorted "you…..I'll kill you later…"
The assistant laughed as she watched the two men weird conversation "I'm sorry for interrupt sir, but little boy, what is your shoes size?"
Ed tried to ignore the word 'little' "I think my size is " (A/N: I'm protecting Ed's size! XD Just kidding)
"Please wait here, I'll go and get your sizes," and she walked away.
2 mins passed….
The assistant came back with two pairs of shoes "I'm sorry for making you wait long, here're your roller-skaters," Roy took them "thank you very much,"
Roy has done wearing his roller-skater, but Ed was still trying to wear it on, Roy sighed "Edo, you are so clumsy," and he bend down and helped Ed with his roller-skater. Ed blushed and he pulled Roy away "damn it, Roy, I'm not a little girl, I can take care of myself,"
Roy laughed at the quote "but you are still a little child, who needs help of adults,"
"Oh, that's very funny!!" Susie laughed at the jokes. "Yeah, and he even thread us if we talk 'bout his love life too much he'll burn us into ashes," Havoc said. Susie made questioned eyes "but why?"
Breda rubbed his hair "yeah, I wonder why too," and he grinned "he should be happy to has a girlfriend like you,"
They still continued their conversation while Riza sat and cleaned her guns 'an idiotic talk between idiots and morons,' she shook her head 'seriously, Edward is cutter than that girl,' and she smiled 'Roy and Ed are so cute together…,'
"Miss Hawkeye?"
"Yes?" Riza answered without looking up. Susie glared at the guns and said "Can I borrow a tea pot? I want to make tea for everybody," Riza looked at Susie with a bit of hesitation "Yes, follow me," now Riza stood up from her comfortable chair, she and Susie went to the kitchen, she took from the cupboard a beautiful tea pot. Riza handed it to Susie "please be careful with this pot, it's the most my favorite tea pot,"
"Yesh, ma'am!"
"Ouch!"
"Are you all right?" asked the worrying Roy.
"Heh, of course I am! Who do you think I am?" Ed showed Roy his biggest smile.
"I think you're a chibi," smirked the older man.
"WAH?! You want to die that much old man!?" Edo punch at Roy's back a fury fist.
Roy shook his head "You hurt my feelings, Ed," he rubbed his back "my poor back as well,"
Ed hardly stood up, he could feel the pain in his leg "Hah! That means you're old enough to get your back hurt just from a weak punch,"
"Very funny Ed,"
"Yes, it is indeed," nodded Ed firmly.
Now Roy stood up, rubbed his bed-time hair "Well, I think it's time to get back to the HQ, we don't know what that little bitch might up to,"
"Okie," Ed walked into the changing room, but Roy grabbed his arm.
"Eh? Lemme go Roy,"
Roy looked at Ed with suspicious eyes, and all of a sudden he sat down.
"What are you up to old man?" muttered Ed, who could barely stand up now.
"Get on my back,"
"Wah…?"
"Geez just get on," Roy sighed "Or you don't trust me?"
"Who can trust a pervert like you,"
Ed got on Roy back.
"But being carried isn't a bad thing neither," smiled the chibi.
"Hahaha, that's our Edo," Roy laughed "All right lets get back now, everyone 's waiting for us,"
End of chapter 9.
Devilish: Thank you all for waiting! This chapter turned out too long, so I cut it into 2 parts. Next part comin' "soon". R&R, I'm waiting for flames. And hooray for hangover. :D
Have fun!