Okay, let's just get this out of the way now. -whistles and her army of jumpsuitted dudes from last chapter start handing out more cans of soda and really really big lollipops that all have the press-them-on-your-tongue DP logo on them- I love my paid army of sugar-bringers. GIVE IT UP FOR THE PAID ARMY OF SUGAR-BRINGERS! -audience applauds the paid army of sugar-bringers as they go backstage to restock- And now that I have done my deed of feeding the masses, let there be review-y-ness!
RoCkOuTlOuD - Yes, I am awesome. But not as awesome as The Ultimate Enemy, Identity Crisis, and The Fenton Menace! WHEE! If TUE doesn't come out on DVD before Christmas, someone's getting pounded while I am on a sugar-high rampage! -smiles at her half-destroyed Danny dummy which helps her with her anger management problems- And as I mentioned before, I'm saving SfaH for last, just because I love that game so much and want to have very up-to-date ideas!
Dreamer for lyf - I have a number one fan? DUDE! And you are very correct - TUE was one of the best things they have ever shown on Nickelodeon. And I also ramble on about nothing for times on end, so don't feel bad! If you drop your soda again, just whistle and one of my paid sugar-bringers in jumpsuits will bring you more! You have to be properly sugar-rushed! Watch! -throws herPepsi on one of the angry fangirls rebelling at the fact that she doesn't like Danny, then whistles and one of the jumpsuitted sugar-bringers brings her a new one-
Dannyphantomsgf and DarkDanny's gf - Wow, you reviewed twice! That makes me feel special! And I am also a fan of the evil Dan Phantom! He's way cooler then Danny! -ignores the fangirls who are now arming themselves with ecto-grenade guns and sporks- Who says you need to stay sane? Join the crew, we're all straight-jacket-sporting members of the wacky-shack, and we love each other! It's nice being the only person to love a character of a show, isn't it? You have them all to yourself and don't have to fight other fangirls for posession. Right, Tucker?
Tucker(from inside my closet): HELP ME!
Uh...you didn't hear that. And thankfully for me, my parents are deaf, so I don't have to worry about Tucker being found:D But I also have a made-up 16-year-old halfa I gotta babysit around the clock (she'll be on fanfiction eventually...), and I have schoolwork, which I'm not homeschooled in! Not to mention my computer, which contracts an unstable virus at least every other week...Wow, this was a long response...But you reviewed twice!
digidestened7 - AAHH! NAPKINS! AAAAHHH--very original. I like!--AAAHH!
Faith's Melody - First off, I like your pen-name! Secondly, I didn't read Shenanigans, for I'm not much of a fan when it comes to the romance-y stuff...I prefer crazed fangirl love to real kissy-kissy love! MUAHAHA--sorry. But I did read that other one...-bites her tongue for not remembering the title right now- That one with the Manson graveyard! That one was pretty good. And finally, thanks for laughing at my story!
Just Plain Insane - Well, technically, in the future where Danny becomes Dan, Sam and Tucker are dead,so Anna, Nick, Joey, and Maggie don't exist! AAHH!--sorry, just had to point that out. Most of my future peeps don't exist either. You never heard of them, though, so I'm just going to keep quiet for a bit...
Serina Kat - Go hyperness! And go TUE! And yes I am going to eventually do News Flash and Film Dub (tiny tv game)! I don't mind the suggestions! WHEEEEEE!Yeah, I'm SO hyper right now!
Straying Life - What the!---steals a Mountain Dew out of the front row, drinks it and spits it out- Eereesa! HOLY GHOSTAPHOBIA, GIRL, OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU! -runs up to you and grabs you in a big hug- Long time no see, E! And many thankies on the compliments! Props has been requested, and I have answered!
Star Wars nut - Don't ask. I don't know, so don't ask. I was the one who called out 'Boo-Boo Bear', for anyone who was wondering.
Draiky the Great - Yes, Vlad as a Fentonand Sam as Paulina ARE frightening concepts, but that's what makes it funny! -tries to imagine Vlad in a bright orange jumpsuit and Sam as a cheerleader...- Wow, those are not pretty pictures...
bagelchik - -groans sickly- I knew I was gonna see one of these sooner or later...Look, no offense, but I'm not one to incorperate make-out scenes into fanfics. Maybe a quick peck on the cheek, but nothing more then that. It's just not my style, okay? Sorry for the incovienence, please don't stop reading!
And, of course, MANY huggies and thankies to KatrinaKaiba, shadowedstar213, Ghost Rose, the sleep warrior, midnightgoth9, phantomwriter92, Yayfulness (TLTLI), MeraNova, Alexa Daley of Lathbury, Sila Ningue, diamond004, GodSpongeAddict, Purple Ghost Sausage and Dark Dragon X 9, who I do not have a specific comment for, but deserve praise all the same!
Also, a controversial topic for request is D/S-iness. This may be the one request I am unable to fufill. I'm not much when it comes to romance (I have a oneshotsongfic that's D/S called My Last Breath that I'm posting soon, and that's about it...), so there's probably not going to be much of that. I'm sorry, but I'm widely disliked by the male population that I know, so aside from my obsessive fawning over Tucker and Joey Wheeler from YuGiOh, I don't know much about romance. (Some of you may be thinking 'Wow, she calls stealing a character from a cartoon and locking them in your closet romance?' Yes, I do!)
Sorry it took me so long to update! Lastmonth it was my computer once again screwing up, butmid-September - presentwas just laziness and too many tests...-hates being stuck in 2 advanced classes...I'm in advanced math, and I'm not even good at math!- But now I am back! So FEAR THE WHOSE-LINE-I-NESS!
"Let's go on to a game called..." Drew began, but stopped and just smiled at the fanaticized audience, who are all on the edges of their seats, waiting for that one, most-requested game...
"PROPS!" he announced proudly, and the audience jumped in cheers. "With Danny and Tucker against Wayne and Colin."
(Author's note: As I said, Props is a difficult game to play in writing. Please try to imagine what the props look like, for the jokes will make much more sense. Enjoy!)
"Danny and Tucker, this is for you two..." Drew handed the teenagers 2 blue props that resembled giant pairs of sunglasses, each missing one side earpiece thing. "And this is for Wayne and Colin." Drew handed the Whose Line improvers 2 giant yellow sticks. "Okay, in this game, these two teams are gonna go back and forth and make up different scenes and gags with these two props, starting with Danny and Tucker." Drew and the other actors not playing laughed as Danny and Tucker were struggling to even put the two props together somehow.
They managed to put the props together in a box/rectangle type thing and Tucker slammed down on the top. "What is Idaho?" he said, and Drew buzzed them out.
"Welcome to the really overrated Olympics!" Colin announced as Wayne picked up one of the sticks, and pretended to use it to pole-vault over the other, which was just sitting on the ground. He made the jump and stood like a proud gymnast, earning the audience's applause as Drew turned it back to Danny and Tucker.
The boys had grabbed onto the one side of their props, and looked like they were about to start fighting, but then Danny stopped. "You know, it doesn't really work with bent-up swords, does it?" Tucker shook his head, and Drew passed it back to Wayne and Colin.
"Does thou wish to die?" Wayne said with a medievial accent. Colin nodded and the two actors began charging at each other, sticks up in jousting position. Drew hit the buzzer, but Danny and Tucker looked clueless.
"Uh..." Tucker hit Danny on the head. "Bang."
"Ow. Why must the good die young?" Danny said, falling over. Drew buzzed the poor duo and tossed it back to a pair of professionals, who had the two sticks sticking up out of the floor in a V position.
"We are here to bury Bugs Bunny..." Colin started, but Drew buzzed them and gave it back to the still-clueless duo of Danny and Tucker.
"Uh..." They assembled the props in the form of a E. "We love Ember! We love Ember! We--" Drew buzzed them out, barely hearable over the cheer of the Ember fangirls.
Wayne and Colin put their sticksback in the V shape. "This episode of Danny Phantom was broughtto you bythe letter V!" Drew buzzed them out.
Danny and Tuckerput the props together, so they looked like one large pair of sunglasses, and they held it high. "And let this - our monument to Paulina's hair..." Before they could go further, Sam ran up to Drew's desk and hammered on the buzzer, telling the actors to sit down.
"500 points to Danny and Tucker for pulling out a Paulina gag while Sam's within 100 feet of you." Drew awarded after everyone sat back down.
"Sam's harmless once you really get to know her!" Danny said.
"She is a girl, after all." Tucker joked, thinking he'd be safe with gender jokes with Sam out-numbered 7-1. He found himself to be wrong when Sam got up, walked over to him, and kicked him REALLY hard in the shin. Which probably hurts, considering she's a healthy, fit girl wearing clunky army boots.
"Ok...I take that back..." he said, rubbing his bruised shin as a satisfied-looking Sam sat back down.
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"Let's go on to a game for Brad, Colin, Wayne and Ryan called Weird Newscasters!" Drew announced as the 4 Whose Line improvers took their places - Brad and Colin sitting on stools mid-stage, Wayne off to the left, and Ryan off to the right. "In this game, Colin, you're an anchor for a news program, and Brad is your co-anchor. Brad, you're an idiotic ghost-hunter who thinks everyone but Danny and Vlad are ghosts."
Brad was confused by his instructions. "Wait, what am I?"
"You're my dad!" Danny called from the side-lines, unconfusing Brad.
"Sports is Wayne! Wayne, you're Paulina on her first day as a half-ghost." Drew read from the card.
"That's an easy one." Wayne said sarcastically.
"And weather is Ryan! Ryan, you're Vlad after an embarrasing Packers defeat that will be mocked among the NFL for years to come." Drew read.
"Why is it I gotta do all the Vlad stuff?" Ryan complained.
"So, Colin, whenever you hear the music start it off." Cheesy news music played, and the camera closed up on Colin and Brad - who was closely monitoring the audience.
"Good evening, and welcome to the 6 O'Clock news. I'm your anchor, Mr. Lancer." The audience laughed at the English teacher's random mentioned. "Our top story today! Inflatable Paulina dollshit the discount shelvesat Walmart, proving that pretty girls can be a dime a dozen." Sam clapped for Colin's use of her quote from Parental Bondings. "Also, balding men voted most likely to get the dame. (A typical Colin joke.) "For more on that, let's swing it over to our co-anchor Jack Fenton! Jack?"
Brad - An idiotic ghost-hunter who thinks everybody but Danny and Vlad are ghosts
"SHH!" Brad shhhhushed. "There's a ghost in the building." He looked over at Drew sitting at his desk. "Oh, that's a lazy one, but a ghost all the same!" Then the chase was on! Brad chased Drew up all of the aisles, around the desk twice, off-stage, on-stage, off-stage again, then finally gave up and sat back down.
"Thank you, Jack." Colin said after everyone calmed down. "Now let's go to the wonderful world of sports, with Paulina Sanchez! Paulina?"
Wayne - Paulina on her first day with ghost-powers
The camera swung over to Wayne, who was trying to look all pretty and girly for the camera. "Um, thanks, Colin-baby!" Wayne said with a pretty good imitation of Paulina's accent. "Okay, uh...today in sports..." he began as he started to 'sink through the floor'. "The Patriots demolished the Packers, meaning that...AAH!" He quickly pushed himself up. "Uhh, sorry about that...The Patriots demolished the Packers 106-0, so that means that..." Wayne hiccuped. "Damn ghost-sense...Uh...also, the Angels beat the Pirates in a very close, 7-6..." Wayne made a sound-effect like rustling fabric, then looked down. "AAH! My pants! AAAHH!" He quickly dove behind Drew's desk. "Back to you!"
"Is she a ghost!...No, she can't be a ghost..." Brad muttered.
"Thanks, Paulina. Finally, let's swing over to weather with Vlad Masters! Vlad?"
Ryan - Vlad after an embarrasing Packers defeat that will be mocked in the NFL for years to come
"Yes." Ryan sighed angrily. "Well, it's going to be very sunny in New England over the weekend, I'M SURE!" He began angrily stabbing at the 'weather-board' behind him. "And there's going to be rain in Wisconsin. Lots and lots of rain...YEARS of gloomy, embarrasing, rain...If you all didn't hear, those damn Pats cremated my beloved Packers in the last game 106 to nothing. TO NOTHING! That wouldn't have happened if I had the team, but NO! You STILL won't sell!" Ryan stared down the camera. "AND YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING TO!" Ryan re-took his place. "Back to you!"
"Thank you, Vlad." Colin said when the camera came back."I'm Mr. Lancer, see you tomorrow, same time, same place." The cheesy exit music played and the improvers sat down.
"10,000 points to Ryan for all the abuse we're pounding on him tonight." Drew announced.
"Thanks, Drew. I'm gonna need the points for therapy after tonight." Ryan said.
"Go Patriots!" Danny cheered.
"It was probably you that made them lose, wasn't it Daniel?" Vlad said, putting heavy acid on the word 'Daniel'.
"And so what if I was...Vladmir?" Danny replied, putting the same emphasis on 'Vladmir'.
"Are you trying to start something!" Vlad said, jumping up.
"Better believe it, old man!" Danny said, also jumping up as the two of them went ghost and started having a huge brawl on-stage. But, of course, the dumb camera swang over to Drew.
"Uh...we're gonna go to commercial now, don't go away!" Drew announced, not really taking his eyes off of the fight.
Okay, once again - I am SO sorry I didn't update sooner! I promise to try and write more often!
§ -Tucker's Mayflower, signing off!- §