Whoo! Hey, I'm back, baby! Whoop it up! Uh...okay, I know this isn't a fully plausible excuse, but I have 2 reasons for not updating...

1) I have, like...-counts on her fingers- more then 10 fic projects I'm working on right now!

2) I'm lazy, dammit!

3) I went to Canada! Wh00t!

4) MY BIRTHDAY'S TOMORROW! (That's May 16th!)

Wait, that's 5 reasons...I suck at math, okay? Just read the reviews so we can move on with the story...

Azure (see look-up, I'm sick of explaining her to you people): Aren't you forgetting something?

Uh...wait...oh yeah! Thanks, Azzie!

Azure: -death-glare that would scare a demon-

Right. Azure. -clears throat- SEQUEL! YES, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST! IF YOU GUYS WANT IT, I AM CONSIDERING A SEQUEL TO THIS PRETTY LITTLE PARODY USING ALL OF THE UN-USED MINORS! WHOO! But just say something if you think it's not a great idea, mm-kay? Now, you can read the reviews!

Dark Dragon X 9 - Wow, this episode's probably going to be a lot more than an hour...like I said, I have about 20-25 games lined up for later...And there will be a hoedown! It will be later, but there WILL be a hoedown!

digidestined7 - As I've stated in just about every chapter, SfaH will be the last game before the winner is proclaimed. PAY ATTENTION, PEOPLE!

Just Plain Insane - I apologize to your Wisconsin background, but I love cheese-head jokes. Those and 'yo mama' jokes. AND UPDATE YOUR FREAKIN' FANFICS ALREADY, HALLIE! WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR-EVER! I'VE BEEN UPDATING MINE, SO GET ON YOUR KEYBOARD AND START WRITING ALREADY! -takes a moment to catch her breath, then regains her posture- Uh...please?

PhantomKat7 - Congratulations, your title won the competition! Wh00t! ((That's Attack of the Rabid Fangirls! If you haven't read it already, what's keeping you!)) And don't worry, Newsflash is coming up! Peace out!

Hylian Dragoness - Well, I don't like Valerie that much (STOP IT, BUTCH! NOBODY LIKES THE DxV EPISODES!), but she will be in the sequel, should I decide to make one.

Dannyphantomsgf and darkdannysgf - Another double-review! I wanna get my ears pierced again, but I have the world's lowest threshold for pain...Ooh, and once I actually recreated the Fenton family on my Sims 2 game! It was pwnsome, but the game ran slow on my crappy computer, so I have to try to bring them back on my GameCube version. Oh, and for me, if it doesn't involve the Steelers or Pirates, I'm not really interested, to answer that question of yours. You're lucky! I have a computer in my room, but it's SO slow...Windows 98. Yeah, yuck.

Krystal - Yay! I got a cookie! -eats the cookie-

Bubblegurl77 - I said don't sue me! Pay attention!

MeraNova - HALLELUJAH! I'm not the only person who has to survive an evil demon kitty from the firey pits of hell!

My evil white kitty Snowball: -is watching from the darkness with glowing red eyes-

o.O; She scares me...I want a new kitty...

Straying Life --smiles- Yay! I am loved and I make people feel loved. I am SO special!And hoo-rah, I'm glad the cat joke's going well! And uh...BEWARE!

BlackShadow875 - Hoo-rah! Another fan! Well, that probably would have been fun to watch, but for Brad to do it, I'd have to write it, and I had no idea how to make a fangirl-ish, Vlad-impersonating Skulker-drone...And I was already planning on doing Press Confrence soon! Thanks for the idea on 3-headed Broadway Star!

And as always, HOLLABACK to atlantiandragoness, Guitar06, spirited angel1305, tzuy, leilanisangel, White Rose Kitsune (and Bob the Turkey), KatrinaKaiba, I Brake for Ghosts, Kairi7, Rock California, PhantomWriter92, GodSpongeAddict, shippo-kirara-lover, Black Rose the Heavy Blade, and cheesebot12!

But one final announcement...I will no longer be replying to reviews this old-school way, unless the review contains a message that must be read by all my readers. Okey-doke?

And now! PART 7! WHOO!


When the show came back, everyone was...asleep.

'HEY! WAKE UP!' shouted an all-powerful voice from nowhere. A voice that could only be...the excutive producer.

Everyone jolted awake, and we can see Vlad and Danny's injuries have completely healed, probably because it's been forever since the last games.

"Okay, we're up!" Drew shouted back at the producer, angry because that rude awakening had caused him to spill his hot coffee all over himself. "Okay, welcome back! Apparantly, the authoress finally got off her lazy ass and started updating--" Drew was interuppted by a 'rogue' head of rotten lettuce that 'mysteriously flew' out of the third row of the audience that smacked him in the side of the head. "Never mind. Let's just play the next game. It's Scene to Rap! With..." Drew laughed as he read who was to play the game. "Some of the best rappers ever - Colin, Ryan, Danny, and Vlad." The audience shrieked with laughter at the thought of Vlad rapping as Colin and Danny took center stage and Ryan and Vlad went off to the sidelines. "Okay, what I need from the audience is an inconvient place for a ghost-attack."

"Bathroom!" "Lab!" "School!" "Family outing!"

"Nasty Burger!" Drew chose after considering the bathroom suggestion, but remembering that they're on a family network. "Okay, so in this game, these four guys are going to make up a rap, assisted by Mixmaster Laura Hall, and the scene is a ghost attacks the Nasty Burger." Laura flipped on a funky rap-like beat on her keyboard and the game was on.

"Hey! Clap yo hands, ya'll! Clap yo hands, ya'll!" Danny said in tune with the music, easily getting the audience to clap.

"I am the Box Ghost, beware my power!" Colin rapped pathetically. "I ain't no liar, ain't no flower! Here to beatcha ghost-boy, here to win! I'm the Box Ghost, not the ghost of...bin.S."

"Yo, Box Ghost - whatcha think you're doing?" Danny joined in. "Follow me around, stick to me like...glue...in. Not the Nasty Burger, this place got the most! Now that you're here, hey - I'm going ghost!" The fangirls rejoiced when Danny transformed and he and Colin began a fake fight that combined cheap combat and goofy white-guy dancing. THEN VLAD JUMPED IN!

"...I'm thinking, I'm thinking..." Vlad said, jumping back and forth in time with the music, unable to think of lyrics.

"Plasmius might be able to pay the billz, but when it comes to rapping, he ain't got no SKILLZ!" Colin rang in to make up for Vlad's brain-freeze.

"Shut-down! Shut-down!" Danny sang, not passing up an opportunity to burn Vlad.

"Yo V-man! Yo V-man!" Ryan rapped, walking onto center-stage. "Hey, I'm the REAL Vlad, what are you doing? Try to copy me, you ain't got no clue-in! Don't believe? I'll prove it like that! Lookie, my own lonely-guy cat!" To add to the insult, Ryan pretended to hold out a cat.

"OOOH!" Danny, Colin, and the audience sang out together. Drew, wanting to prevent conflict, quickly buzzed the game.

"Hey, 500 points to everybody who had to watch that." Drew awarded. The audience cheered because they won points.

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"Let's go on to Sound Effects! Uh, in this game, Danny and Vlad are going to act out a scene..." Danny and Vlad took center-stage. "And Sam and Tucker are going to supply the various sound effects." Tucker and Sam shared a maniacal laugh as they headed for the sidelines and picked up microphones. "The scene is that Vlad is about to finish off Danny so that he and Maddie can run away to Hawaii."

"Ha-ha! Now I will finish you off so that Maddie and I can escape to Hawaii!" Vlad opened, pointing an imaginary ecto-bazooka right at Danny, who chose to start the scene sprawled out on the floor.

"Really, Vlad! Online dating is SO much easier!"

"Perhaps. But this is more fun. Say your prayers, Daniel!" Danny braced himself for the imaginary blast, then...

Click. Click, click.

The audience laughed as Danny and Vlad stared stupidly at the gun.

"Someone forgot to reload their gun, didn't they?" Danny said with a smirk.

"Fine! No weapons!" Vlad snapped, hacking the gun towards the non-participating improvers.

BOOM!

"Vlad, you're supposed to change the ecto-filtrator EVERY SIX MONTHS!" Danny scolded.

"It's all your fault!"

"I don't live here!"

C-caw! C-caw!

"It's the birds! It's the birds!" Vlad screamed, glaring angrily at Sam and Tucker before doing so and running into the audience.

"Dude, what is it with you and your freakish animal experiments!" Danny called after him.

CAW! CAW!

"Vlad, save me!"Danny cried, pretending to be wrestled down to the ground by psychotic birds.

"Now why would I want to save you?" Vlad asked, returning to center-stage and standing by as Danny lost his fight with the imaginary birds.

Whoooooooo! (Like a siren whoo, not a 'yay' whoo.)

"Oh my God, the government's onto us!" Danny screamed, standing back up.

"Run!" The two halfas ran backstage, then returned to their seats after Drew buzzed the game.

"Okay, 1,000 points to Sam and Tucker, 1,000 points to the Guys in White, and 500 points to Vlad's cool Russian vultures!" Drew rewarded with a smile. Danny and Vlad sighed annoyedly since they didn't get any points. "Okay, FINE! 50 points for Danny and Vlad, since they ALWAYS have to get points!"

"Damn straight." Danny said with a contented nod.

"Hey, we'll be right back after this commercial break! Which hopefully won't take as long as this update did--Ow!" Another rotten piece of lettuce came flying out of the third row, once again hitting Drew in the side of the head.


Hey, did I mention that my birthday's tomorrow? ((-wink, wink-))