A/N- I couldn't resist writing a second chapter straight away, after I got my 1st review (thank you Feathertail's Loyalty!), so here is the next chapter. By the way, look up my profile for more character info, if you need it.
Claimer- the Awesometastic Chipmunk, the TY Beanie Baby of Awesometastic Evil Flaming Doomeyness, Dudey Hole, and the Pointy Elbow of Evil Flaming Doomyness are all MINE!
Disclaimer- Warriors and TY Beanie Babies are not mine... -sigh-
Thunderclan's Involvement in the Adventures of Dudey Hole
Firestar was bored.
Ever since the Awesometastic Chipmunk had been made clan leader, everyone had been renamed. He himself was now Firechipmunk, and Ashfur was Ashsqueak. All the apprentices' names would from now on end in '-nut', so Hollypaw was Hollynut, and Jaypaw was Jaynut. Lionpaw had escaped this renaming, as he had apparently gone off with the TY Beanie Baby of Awesometastic Evil Flaming Doomyness, to take over the forest.
The weirdest thing was that the Awesometastic Chipmunk didn't even speak catspeak, and that he now had Brackenfur translating for him. Of course, he wasn't named Brackenfur anymore, he was Brackenawesometasticness now.
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In a city a long, long way away, Dudey Hole was flying around, his shortish red cape flowing behind him. He was using his best Superman-esque flying style, one arm held out infront.
As he was flying, he heard a cry come from nearby, on the ground.
"Oh no! Help me!"
Dudey Hole responded immediately to the plea for help, doing a loop-the-loop and changing direction, back to the source of the call.
As he landed, he immediately saw that he had been mistaken. Infront of him was not someone who needed rescuing. Instead, it was his arch-nemesis, the Pointy Elbow of Evil Flaming Doomyness.
"Ha ha ha! Your reign of goodness is at an end, Dudey Hole! Prepare to suffer at my elbow!"
"Never!" cried Dudey Hole, in an extremely clichéd fashion.
Quick as a flash, the Pointy Elbow of Evil Flaming Doomyness grabbed a small blue device and pointed it at Dudey Hole. He pressed a button and a green light came zooming out of the end, which started shrinking Dudey Hole.
When the hero was shrunk, the Pointy Elbow of Evil Flaming Doomyness began to gloat.
"Aha! You are useless now, Dudey Hole! I shall use you for a ball at tomorrow's Big Butch Bad Guy Soccer Tournament!"
"I'm not defeated yet!" cried Dudey Hole, and he began to glow red. He was using his Powers of Ultimate Dudeyness to reverse the shrinking! And even better, the Pointy Elbow of Evil Flaming Doomyness's shrink ray broke!
"Ah! No!" screamed the Pointy Elbow of Evil Flaming Doomyness, and he ran for the hills like the wimp he was.
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What should have happened next, was that Dudey Hole would fly off again, and that would be the end.
But not now, cause the brilliant authoress, i.e. me!, wanted to change her story so Thunderclan, and the Awesometastic Chipmunk were involved.
So, instead, Firechipmunk appeared out of thin air, right on top of Dudey Hole.
"Ouch!" went Dudey Hole.
"Sorry," apologised Firechipmunk, then he realised who he was talking to. "Hang on, you're Dudey Hole, aren't you?!"
"Yes, I am."
"Oh, I've watched your 30 second animation Silverfire made at school, over and over again! It's brilliant!"
"Thank you."
"Um, I don't suppose you could do me a favour?"
"And what would that be?"
"Could you help my clan? Only, the Awesometastic Chipmunk has hypnotised them all into making him clan leader, calling the clan AwesometasticClan, and renaming all the cats. I'm not Firestar anymore, I'm Firechipmunk! It's embarrassing, and all of Shadowclan are laughing at us."
Dudey Hole nodded and said,
"Okay, I'll help. Hop on my back, and using my special super powers, we can be there in twice the time it would normally take!"
"Cool, we'll be going super-slow!"
They set off, rising into the air and moving towards their goal, the AwesometasticClan camp, at the speed it takes a really sleepy tortoise to move.
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See you next time for the next part of the adventure!
