Chapter 3: Further Attempts at the Dare
Both Johnny Test, and Sissy Bladely ran for cover as they were quite in a lot of trouble for trying to get into the Teachers' Lounge. Not only that, but even Johnny was shockingly impressed with Sissy knocking out Bumper as they hid in his locker to hide from the authorities.
"Wow, I didn't think you had it in you" said Johnny as the two kept on running together.
"What?" asked Sissy.
"About knocking out Bumper" replied Johnny as they finally stopped to rest.
"Oh that, it was just at the moment" added Sissy.
"Look, we need to finish our dare, and if we don't finish this dare, what other dares, we dare each other to do will go unfinished?" asked Johnny.
"You know Test, I sort of agree with you on that, oh, that's scary" replied Sissy as she shivered a bit at the thought of agreeing with her arch rival at school.
"Let's wait after school, I think there's a coffee shop not far from our homes, we can finish our dare from there" said Johnny.
"I hope we don't get any stingy adults there" said Sissy.
It was finally after school for both Johnny Test and Sissy Bladely. The two met at the coffee shop not far from where they lived with Dukey coming into the scene disguised as an adult with a hairy problem.
"Johnny, I don't think this will work, why don't you just lay off this dare" said Dukey.
"Look, this is a dare that I have to beat Sissy with" replied Johnny.
"Okay, whose the guy with the hair problem again?" asked Sissy.
"Er, he's my, er very hairy uncle, er Uncle Hairy" replied Johnny.
"Uncle Hairy?" said Dukey as he leaned over toward Johnny, "That's the best name you can come up with?"
"Look, just go and buy us some coffee" replied Johnny as he handed over Dukey some cash.
"I really think you two should reconsider doing this" said Dukey.
"Just go!" cried both Johnny and Sissy.
Dukey stepped into the coffee shop, while Johnny and Sissy waited outside. As the talking disguised dog walked up to the cashier, the cashier became quite suspicious of Dukey, as he noticed that two kids, one flaming-headed boy and the other a girl with a lightning symbol on the hair were impatiently waiting outside.
"Er, sir, can I help you?" asked the cashier.
"Ah, yes, I'm here to buy three small coffees" replied Dukey as he really winked at the cashier who instead of handing Dukey three small coffees, handed over one large cup of coffee for himself; but before Dukey was going to leave the scene he handed over two pictures of Johnny and Sissy, "promise them you won't give these two coffee, until they're at least teenagers."
"You got it" replied the cashier as he gave some what an evil grin at both Johnny and Sissy whom had disappointed faces on them.
As Dukey stepped right out, Johnny immediately grabbed him, and took him with Sissy in the alleyway.
"You said you were going to help us!" cried Johnny as he was quite steamed.
"Yeah!" added Sissy.
"Look, you two kids are too young to have coffee, and can NOT handle its affects until you're at least teenagers" replied Dukey as he laughed at the two being very frustrated, "just be glad, this isn't the law of the land, where cops would show up to tell you otherwise."
"Nice going Test, I thought you said that your crazy hairy uncle could help us!" shouted Sissy right in Johnny's face.
"Well, I didn't know he'll be such a traitor!" added Johnny as he yelled right back.
"Well, do you have any other ideas?" asked Sissy.
"You two go and just do that" laughed Dukey as he left the scene while sipping his large cup of coffee.
"Hmm, I don't know" replied Johnny who ignored Dukey leaving the scene, "but I know some people who can be able to bypass all of these stingy adults."
The scene then switches to where Mr. Black and Mr. White were shocked to hear Johnny asking if he could have a coffee contest with Sissy as they were found at the local park, sitting on a bench.
"You two think you can handle that stuff?" asked Mr. White.
"Well, you two are government g-men, are you not, and since when did you know Johnny here?!" cried Sissy who was jealous of him for even knowing Mr. Black and Mr. White.
"Look, you two are too young to have this sort of stuff, we're just doing it because we're trying to protect your safety" added Mr. Black.
"Oh fine, fine, you adults win" said Johnny in a sarcastic tone of voice as he began to shake hands with Mr. Black as it even seemed strange to the g-man himself.
"Well, we better go home for the day" said Mr. Black.
"What, we're just going to give up on our dare?!" cried Sissy.
"Oh, you mean you don't want access to the government's version of what a lounge would be?" asked Johnny as he showed Sissy, Mr. Black's security pass card.
After a few minutes later, Johnny and Sissy were at Area 51.1, where Johnny had used Mr. Black's security pass card into the base.
"Wow Test, I'm quite impressed you managed to find a way into this cool place" said Sissy.
"Just follow my lead" said Johnny as he used Mr. Black's security card to turn off the security system.
"So what the heck are we looking for here?" asked Sissy.
"You know, a usual lounge were government g-men hang around" replied Johnny, "like the teachers at our school."
"Oh, do you think this is it?" asked Sissy to Johnny as she pointed a door that had the door title "General's Lounge".
"Yeah, that must be it" replied Johnny, to which Johnny noticed there was going to be a problem entering it, "wait, this is Mr. Black's card, we can't get into that lounge with this?"
"Relax Test, I can get us in" replied Sissy as she used a hair pin to creek the door open.
As the two finally stepped into the General's personal lounge, both of them were shocked, and amazed to not know where to start. The General's Private Lounge had just about everything, along with also a simple coffee maker that the two could use for their coffee contest dare. Yet it seemed like they were going to get more than what they bargained for.