A/N- Here's the next totally random part of this four-part adventure which doesn't have that many reviews. Review people!

Disclaimer- Warriors is by no way mine, unless I've suddenly started living in an AU.

Thunderclan Watch With Their Mouths Hanging Open As Lionpaw Tries To Take Over The Forest

Firechipmunk and Dudey Hole arrived at the AwesometasticClan camp twenty-five days later. Firechipmunk was exceedingly hungry, and instantly ran over to the fresh-kill pile to pick up a juicy mouse to eat.

The fresh-kill pile was empty.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" shrieked Firechipmunk, and he began to bash his head on the ground.

"Oh look, self-harmer," commented Cloudyfluffystuff (formerly Cloudtail) moodily from the entrance to the warriors den.

Firechipmunk turned and began to strangle him.

"Ack! Cloudyfluffystuff harmer!"

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About ten minutes later, when Firechipmunk had finished strangling Cloudyfluffystuff, and had dragged all the adoring apprentices away from Dudey Hole, the former leader of Thunderclan marched up to the leader's den and went inside, to confront the Awesometastic Chipmunk.

"Now, listen here Awesometastic Chipmunk, I want you out of this clan faster than you can say 'squeak', do you hear me? It's not fair what you're doing to us, and we're being called horrible names by the cats from Shadowclan."

"Squeak!" went the Awesometastic Chipmunk.

Firechipmunk lost his temper. He unsheathed his claws and pounced on the smaller mammal before it had a chance to hypnotise him again, and the tussling pair rolled out into the clearing.

As they fought and rolled about, they knocked over a pile of nuts.

"No! My beautifully stacked Fresh-nut pile!" wailed Sorreltail, "It's all we have to eat!"

After a couple more minutes of comically manic fighting, and several buckets of popcorn and extra large fizzy drinks later, the cats of AwesometasticClan and Dudey Hole stepped in to break up the frenzy.

Dudey Hole reached in and picked up the Awesometastic Chipmunk. He held it up to eye level and said,

"Now now, Chipmunk, you're supposed to be a force of good, a super hero, why have you stooped so low as to take over a clan from a series that isn't even made up by the authoress, unlike us?"

"Squeak!"

Brackenawesometasticness stepped forward and cleared his throat.

"Ahem, ahem, AHEM! Um, yes. He said, 'Where did you learn to limbo dance?'."

Dudey Hole frowned, and a couple of clan cats laughed.

Squirrelsarerodentslikechipmunks (aka- Squirrelflight) stepped forwards and handed Brackenawesometasticness a book. It was titled, 'From Squeak to Catspeak'.

Brackenawesometasticness thanked Squirrelsarerodentslikechipmunks, and opened the book to page 63. He ran his 'finger' (or should it be paw? Um, I don't know. Er, 'paw/finger like appendage that he walks on') down the page, until he found the translation he was looking for.

"Sorry, he actually said, 'I got bored'."

"Like me!" interrupted Firechipmunk with glee.

The clan sighed and Cloudyfluffystuff commented,

"You always get bored."

Firechipmunk frowned, but then ignored his kin.

Dudey Hole frowned at the Awesometastic Chipmunk, and then used his Powers of Ultimate Dudeyness to summon the authoress into the camp.

"Heya!" I said, and had now taken the form of a silver tabby she-cat with oh-so-cute little dainty white paws. (But how can I be typing this if I'm a cat?! Ahh! My brain hurts…)

"Silverfire, we need you to sort out the Awesometastic Chipmunk once and for all!"

"Oh, is that all?" I went, "Well then, if that's the case, pass him here."

Dudey Hole handed the chipmunk over to me. I pulled my laptop out from nowhere and opened up a file I should only be able to access from school, on a program I don't even have on my laptop, and trapped the Awesometastic Chipmunk inside it, on a website no-one can ever access.

"Right, now that's sorted," I said, "I'm off to go find ice cream, and just to make things a bit more interesting, and keep this story going just one more chapter longer, and to do what it says in the title, I'm gonna summon Lionpaw here to take over the camp. See ya later, suckers!"

And with that, I disappeared away into a swirling blue vortex (with cool little bits of wispy purple floating in it too), off to be twoleg again, and eat ice cream and finish off this story.

At the very moment the brilliant, fantastic authoress had finished disappearing, Lionpaw mysteriously popped into existence in the AwesometasticClan camp.

"I'm gonna take over this clan, and then the rest of the forest!" he declared.

AwesometasticClan's mouths dropped open.

Lionpaw took a step forwards, and fell flat on his face.