A/N- OKay, last chappie of this story, but do not fear, there's more randomness coming today, in the form of another one-shot I wrote, titled, 'Firestar and the Engine'. I hope you enjoy this chapter, as I was completely hyper when I wrote it (well, as hyper as I can get, anyway, which isn't actually that hyper at all). Enjoy!

Disclaimer- In a random AU- I own Warriors and TY! -- In reality- I don't own Warriors or TY.

Thunderclan Wave Goodbye with Zero Boo-hoos

Lionpaw looked up at Firestar.

"I'm going for total forest domination. Can I please have Thunderclan?"

Firestar stared at him open-mouthed. Sandstorm nudged him.

"Um, Firechipmunk?"

"It's Firestar now," he corrected, still staring at Lionpaw, "We can all have our proper names back."

Cloudyfluffystuff sighed as his name went back to Cloudtail.

"And no, you can't have Thunderclan, Lionpaw."

Lionpaw pulled a face.

"Aw, granddad…"

"No!"

"Pwetty pweaze?"

"Go to your nest!"

Lionpaw stuck his tongue out at the leader and padded off to the apprentices den.

Just as Firestar was about to make a comment on everything going back to normal, a small TY Beanie Baby randomly popped into camp with a 'ker-plunk' noise.

"Howdy!" he said.

"Um, who are you?" asked Sandstorm after a few moments, when Firestar failed to comment.

"Oh, sorry. I'm the TY Beanie Baby of Awesometastic Evil Flaming Doomyness. Have you seen Lionpaw?"

"He's in his den. Why?"

"Oh, we're supposed to be taking over this clan at half-one and I wanted to give him his debriefing."

"Is that all?"

"Nah. He was supposed to pick up his rocket launcher too."

"ROCKET LAUNCHER?!"

It was the first thing Firestar had said since the toy's arrival.

"Yeah. He needs to collect it today or he's gonna get fined £50."

"£50?!"

"That's… um… sorry, I've lost my calculator… several dollars in the current exchange rate, if you prefer."

"But… but…" stammered the leader.

Firestar keeled over and fell backwards with a 'thwump'.

Leafpool ran over to check on him.

"He's fainted," she declared.

Everyone cheered.

"Now, what to do with you…?" Sandstorm eyed the strange beanie baby, who was backing away slowly.

"You can't!" the TY toy cried, "My name's Steve!"

Steve tripped over a twig.

"No!" he yelled, as the cats closed in on him, suddenly ravenous, with unsheathed claws and glinting eyes.

"Noooo!" came the final cry, before the carnage began.

THE FOLLOWING SCENE IS CENSORED.

…fluff flying everywhere. Cloudtail had one glass eye between his teeth, and he crunched down hard. Squirrelflight leapt upon the unfortunate toy's tail, and then…

WE APOLOGISE FOR THAT. THE REMAINDER OF THE SCENE IS ALSO CENSORED.

When the mayhem was over, the cats of Thunderclan gathered the remainder of the TY Beanie Baby of Awesometastic Evil Flaming Doomyness into a little pile, and then went and buried it in the dirtplace.

From that day on, faint moans of,

"Nooooo…" could be heard coming from there on certain nights, and all plants that grew there from then on had little TY tags stitched onto their stems.

And once a moon, on the night of the gathering, a small laptop screen could be witnessed in the camp, if you observed it from the right angle, and on that screen could be seen a small chipmunk with a flaming tail, squeaking in anger and banging on the glass for ever more.

"Ouch!" squeaked the chipmunk, when it burnt it's paw on the hot screen.