Dearest Diary,
Hazzah! What bliss! What wonderment!
Earlier today, Lonzak informed me he had detected an intruder in our midst. How was I to know that when I would enter my lair I would once again lay my eyes upon my dear Arachnia! Of course Lonzak, the bumbling oaf, did not recognize my bride. But it took me merely a nanosecond. Though naturally I would, I am indeed a genius.
Within moments I had Arachnia incapacitated, strapped down and unable to escape my clutches ever again! I was ready to pull the lever within a moments breath when suddenly, so softly,she called to me. She warned me of a fiendish plot from creatures of another dimension. She directed me to a hidden panel within the walls of my lair. I then discovered the vial I had extracted from her was a serum to render the contraption harmless.
She begged me to release her from her constraints so she may destroy the panels hidden across my cosmos!
Oh my Arachnia! You love me! Your truly love me! I kissed up her arm tenderly and was prepared to capture her lips when she turned away. How sweet! She wishes not to be brazen with our love! I was concerned when she appeared somewhat disgusted by me before her departure. Thankfully, Geoffrey later explained to me of the mating ritual referred to as "foreplay". I was intrigued but Geoffrey seemed to be quite interested in Arachnia's strangely marked henchman. He referred to him as a hunk. A hunk of what? It is unclear.
Im off to begin designing Arachnia's throne for her return! Much to do!
You're Welcome,
Chaotica