Dearest Diary,
What an uncivilized harlot that BE'lanna Torres! How dare she show such disrespect to the ruler of the cosmos!
Earlier today, I had entered the house they call "Engineering" with my lovely bride and Mr Tuvok. Arachnia introduced me to this BE'lanna and proceeded to discuss the disappearances of her "crew". During said discussion I asked Miss BE'lanna if she had a husband, she replied that she did. I simply asked why she was out of the house if she already had a husband. She then proceeded to ask if my teeth were married to the back of my head and if her fist should escort my teeth back to its spouse.
To say that I was shocked would be an insult.
Alas, Mr Tuvok defused the situation and I was quickly whisked away from such a rude specimen. I returned to my dungeon, but beforehand Arachnia informed me that we will meet later tonight to further discuss our predicament. When I spoke to Geoffrey of my upcoming appointment he excitedly informed me that my queen was using the guise of a business meeting to finally commence our love touching! At last we may consummate our marriage!
Geoffrey was quick to spruce up my look with what little we had. I'm happy that the ingrates they call "crewmen" did not discover my present for Arachnia hidden beneath my robes.
Alas! I must leave you my dearest diary! The "Captain" has summoned me!
You're Welcome,
Chaotica