Disclaimer: Yo no mencionó nada propio en esta historia. La trama y todos los caracteres personalizados se utilizan con la autorización de sus creadores. ( Guess what it means everybody?!?)
note: Sorry it took so long. Spending time with the family, and enjoying the holidays (but mostly the latter) have kept me busy and without much time to write... Still no questions sent in...How...Expected... Anyways, on with the chapter! R&R Please?...My self esteem depends on it... This chapter was written by my buddy Brenden.
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Chapter 11
Nobunaga Oda
2:00 P.M. 6/11
Sitting in my fortress, gazing out at the pathetic mortals living their boring lives, I remembered a legend I had heard. I sat up, and went to the library of my fortress, searching for the manuscript I had remembered. Before heading there however, I ordered one of my servants, Gogandantess, to begin gathering my Genma hordes. He obliged, and left, and I continued to the library.
I rummaged through the library for hours, until I found an old dusty tome. I held it up. It simply said "ZODIAC" on the cover. I blew the dust off, and opened the old tome.
"Rain of blood... Chaos and suffering... Pandemonium... Death... Misery..."
Few of the many words in a ritual located within the book. I fingered through the yellowed pages for quite some time. After reading over it, I learned how to summon the ancient Destroyer of Dimensions, Zodiac.
4:00 P.M. 6/11
(This will take awhile, though it'll be worth it to see the agonized faces of dying humans as this pitiful planet crumbles...), I thought to myself, a grin creeping across my face. I brought the book into my own room, and stored it away safely in a lectern beside my bed. I turned to the door as my bodyguard, Ranmaru Mori, ran into the room. Ranmaru may not look it, but he is a man. He has very feminine features, wields a large katana, and wears a purple gi.
"My liege, Lord Mitsuhide has returned with the items you requested." Said Ranmaru.
"Is that so? Show him in." I replied.
Ranmaru nodded and left the room. He came back several minutes later with another one of my servants, Mitsuhide Akechi. Mitsuhide had a chest filled with artifacts I have been seeking. Mitsuhide has long black hair, and wears dark purple armor. He wields a light katana, and is very fast and lethal in combat.
"The items you requested, my lord" he said, setting the box down.
I nodded, and opened the box, shifting through the items.
"Good... This ought to speed things up." I said to them.
"May I ask what it is you are planning my lord?" asked Ranmaru
"The destruction of this world." I replied coldly.
The two seemed a tad disturbed, and I grinned. They knew I was not joking, and decided to leave me be. They were far too loyal to object to anything I did. I locked the door after they left, and began organizing the items. I took the Zodiac tome out of the lectern, and opened it to the appropriate page. After setting everything up the way the book said, I sat down in the middle of the set-up, and began meditating.
6:15 P.M. 6/11
A few hours later, I stopped. The items now had an evil aura, and a beam of darkness shot out of them, out the window, and into the sky above. I stood up and watched as dark clouds formed in the sky, and thunder boomed. Lightning flashed, and it began raining... Only it wasn't ordinary rain. It was raining blood. Human blood.
The ritual had been a success. I noticed an incredibly small rift open in the sky. Only those with highly trained, highly sensitive eyes could see it. (That must be the portal. It requires more to open fully however.) I thought to myself. That was what the blood rain was for. As long as it continued to rain, the portal would slowly get bigger and bigger, until it finally opened completely.
This rift was the portal to the Destroyer's home. If I were to open it fully, Zodiac would invade this dimension, and annihilate the entire planet. But, something as big as the destruction of this planet deserved the rolling out of the red carpet. (I'll have to do something big, to welcome Zodiac) I thought. As I thought this, I heard a knock at my door. I opened it, and there stood another servant of mine, Keiji Maeda.
"I did whatcha wanted me to do." He said, too cheerfully for my tastes.
"Good... So I'm assuming the one known as Ramza is dead?"
I'd ordered the assination of the hero Ramza a day or two ago. He was a legendary hero. The death of someone as famous as him would sadden the entire planet. And with all of the participants of "Super Smash Bros." all gathered in one place. Ramza was almost asking for his death.
"Yeah yeah. I also killed a couple of other guys who got in the way. I think their names were Drusk and Armond or somethin"
"Good... The more anguish and suffering, the better." I said, looking at him intently.
"You know, you really creep me out! When you look at me like that, it feels like you're reading my mind or something... But I gotta warn ya, I'm gonna intentionally think of things that don't make sense just to throw you off, got it?" He said.
"...Oh? How amusing..." I said coldly. He shrugged, and left.
My plan was underway. I was sure that the pathetic humans were confused world-wide about all of the blood falling. It wasn't enough to satisfy me though. So I decided to personally wreak havoc. I gathered my armor and my sword, the Demon Regalia, and left my fortress, heading out into the land of the weaklings. Another retainer of mine, Hideyoshi Hashiba, took notice, and approached me. Hideyoshi is a scrawny man. Many call him the "Monkey King". He wears yellow armor, and wields a tri-nunchaku in combat.
"Uh... Lord Nobunaga? Where are you going?" he asked.
"Out" I replied. With that, I left.
I walked slowly into the forest, and in the direction of the Smash Bros. Mansion. With one of their number already dead, they would be off guard. I could easily kill several more.
Later on, I arrived at the mansion that the many heroes were staying at.
"Hm. Time to make a little noise." I said to myself
I launched a blast of darkness at the Mansion, destroying one of the walls. Several of them fled, but 5 of them came out to attack me. There were 4 men, and one woman. I could sense an air of loneliness and despair around the girl. I probed her mind. Her name was Riola, and she was Ramza's lover. An evil grin crept across my face and I probed the minds of the 4 men. Their names were Drusk, Edgar, Chad, and Kiaser.
(Drusk? I thought Keiji killed you... No matter. I'll finish the job) I thought to myself, lifting my arm. At once, the 6 of us were warped to a field in the middle of nowhere.
"There. Now we won't have anymore interruptions." I said with an evil grin.
Teleporting and mind reading. Just two of my many skills. Are they under-handed tactics? Indeed they are. Do I for one minute give a damn? Hell no.
The one known as Edgar was first to attack. He lunged at me with a jumping slash, intending to cleave me in half with his bastard sword. I easily sidestepped the blow and slashed him across his back. He fell forward, but caught himself, and turned to face me again.
All of a sudden, out of the corner of my eye, I saw several playing cards firing at me. I lifted my arm and created a sphere of darkness around myself, shielding me. I looked and saw the assailant, the one known as Chad, wielding strange shooting devices. At this moment, Edgar attempted another jumping slash. I quickly turned and slammed my fist into his gut. He coughed up saliva and a slight amount of blood, and collapsed. "Edgar! Grr... You bastard! I'll get you for that!" shouted the one known as Kiaser. He grabbed a card at his side, and made it much larger. He jumped on it, and the card flew at me.
At the same time, the one known as Drusk was shielding the woman, Riola. I glanced over, and could tell the girl was dear to these 4. Their battle positions, and strategy's were all reflecting that clearly. As Kiaser drew near, I rolled to the side and laughed as he crashed into a tree in his blind rage.
I turned to Chad, and blew him away with a sphere of energy. Drusk simply stared at me, seemingly unaffected by his comrades's struggles.
He shouted rather suddenly. "Drusk!... D!"
Edgar rose, and shouted rather weakly. "Edgar!... E!"
Chad flipped in midair and landed on his feet "Chad!... C!" he shouted.
Kiaser stood up in the wreckage of his card. "Kiaser!... K!"
All 4 of them spoke at once. "Together, we are the DECK!"
A bright light temporarily blinded me. When my vision was restored, there was no longer 4 men, but one different one. I probed his mind yet again, and discovered he was a fusion of the 4. Riola was watching in astonishment. Seeing as how she was important to all of them, I decided to target her first.
I quickly teleported behind her, and grabbed her. I placed my blade up to her throat. "One move and I'll slit the woman's throat." I said.
She had a terrified look, as did the Deck. I was in power, until...
"HEY!" shouted a familiar voice, as I was tackled from behind.
The assailant was none other than my retainer Keiji. I quickly pushed him off, and Riola quickly ran to Deck's side, scared.
"Keiji? How amusing." I said.
"Not just me! Some ninja guy too!" Keiji said.
As he said that, the shinobi known as Hanzo Hattori appeared.
That cleared some things up. Although in reality we were merely a little ways away from my own castle. Keiji wasn't smart enough to figure out I was here on his own. And I'd heard of Hanzo's deeds before. He worked for a group that apprently wanted me dead now.
Hanzo looks like an ordinary ninja. Dark body-suit, dark hood, facemask, and various ninja weaponry such as Shuriken and Kunai.
"My master has sent me to end you." Hanzo said, nearly emotionless.
I looked up at the sky. The blood was raining, and the rift was very slowly widening. (I need to speed this up) I thought to myself.
I rose into the air, levitating, and began rapidly firing of spheres of energy. Only my target wasn't my 4 opponents. My target was the ground. The spheres began colliding with the ground, forming large craters. The craters would act as bowls, gathering the blood rain for Zodiac.
At first, my opponents focused on avoiding my attacks, then Hanzo realized my plan, and began chanting something. Keiji got in front of him to shield him, and Deck continued shielding Riola.
I continued making bowls, and Deck jumped up at me, attempting to attack me.
I twirled around and grabbed his arm in mid-air. After grabbing him, I threw him over my shoulder directly at the ground. He plummeted and hit hard, creating another crater.
"Shadow Style, Grand Shadow Rasengan!!!" shouted Hanzo, who had now formed a massive ball of darkness. He threw it at me. Since I was distracted by Deck, I did not dodge, and took the full extent of the blow.
Unfortunately for Hanzo, I am very resistant to Darkness, so the blow didn't faze me too much. He had collapsed, exhausted. Riola was left defenseless, so I launched a high-power beam of lightning at her. Her eyes widened in fear and she gasped, but Keiji jumped in front of her and took the blow. He flew back and slammed into a nearby rock wall, screaming in agony. Riola gasped and ran after him to check on him. She never made it to him however. I again teleported, this time directly in front of her. I grabbed her by the throat, and she shrieked in fear. A punch or two in the stomahc, and she was already out like a light. I laughed, and tosses her to the side, by her downed allies.
With this, I vanished, and reappeared in my fortress again.
I gazed out at the land. (Still not enough) I thought to myself.
I thought on this for awhile, and decided on something. I would assault the Mansion where all those heroes live, wound and kill as many as I could, and bathe in their suffering. I'd need an army, which is exactly why I told Gogandantess to begin forming one.
I walked onto my balcony and looked out. A massive army of Genma were there, awaiting my command. I saw many of my retainers: Hideyoshi, Gogandantess, Mitsuhide, Ranmaru, my wife Noh, my sister Oichi, Oichi's husband Nagamasa Azai, Ekei Ankouji, Yukimura Sanada, Mitsunari Ishida, and several more. Noh is a beautiful woman. She wears a purple kimono, and high-heeled shoes. She has claws concealed under her large sleeves, and also wears a small circlet. Oichi is a young girl, wearing a pink and white dress. She wields a toy-like weapon. It's an iron ball, attached to a string. Nagamasa wears ornate blue, yellow, and green armor. He wears a large helmet, and wields a lance in combat. Ekei Ankouji is a perverted old monk, who wields a spear. He loves his alcohol and his women, and has a large belly. Yukimura Sanada is an honorable young man. He wears fiery red armor, a red headband, and wields a cross spear with deadly precision in combat. All of them were prepared for war, and I teleported down to them.
"We march! Our destination is Smash Bros. Mansion! Level the place. Kill everyone. Afterwards head to the city and burn everything to the ground! Make sure to leave no survivors!" I shouted.
The army took note, and we all began marching through the forest towards the Mansion.
"Archers and musketeers, remain behind the rest of the forces. Foot soldiers, fortify the defenses. Cavalry, patrol the area. Now...Musketeers, alternate your rounds. Get into 3 rows. When the man in front of you fires and begins reloading, you fire, then when you are reloading, the man behind you shall fire. Alternating the rounds like so will provide an endless stream of bullets. Officers, remain with your units. Shinobi, begin the attack! Musketeers, begin firing! CHARGE!!!"
8:00 P.M. 6/11
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Lo and behold! A villain emerges! Almost all the characters mentioned iin this chapter are from the Samurai Warriors games, but the Deck Bros. and Riola are custom made.
Well! I'll get the next chapter up as soon as I can!Until then Review! Now! Or else I'll stab you through teh interwebz!
